The Mystery of Jaffa Cakes

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GILES
(impatient)
Andrew, things are getting very dire
around here, and we've got more
important things to worry about than --
Ooh! Jaffa Cakes!

One side benefit of a Buffy addiction is all the useless information one's able to acquire.

In End of Days Giles squeals with joy as Jaffa Cakes appear from a bag after a scavenging trip by Andrew for groceries.

I've always wondered what a Jaffa Cake was. We don't have them where I am in North America. What makes makes them so good that Giles becomes a 12 year old when he sees them?

I've always wondered that, but I've never felt inspired to do the research until just now when I was reading the What's in Buffy's Fridge thread.

Here then is the answer to the question "What's a Jaffa cake" for those North Americans similarly culturally deprived to myself.

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Jaffa Cakes are small cakes which were originally introduced to the British public in the 1940s by the McVitie's Biscuit Company. Many Britons have become quite fond of Jaffa Cakes, and a number of companies have tried to capitalize on the phenomenon by making their own version. Any stores which carry British imports ought to carry Jaffa Cakes, and they can also be ordered from specialty retailers. In the United Kingdom, of course, Jaffa Cakes are on offer at almost every establishment which sells food items.

There are three parts to the Jaffa Cake: a sponge cake-like layer, a layer of orange jelly, and a coating of dark chocolate. These cakes are designed to be circular and bite sized, and the lightweight sponge cake can be deceptive; consumers often find themselves eating more Jaffa Cakes than they had intended. McVitie's offers several sizes of Jaffa Cakes, along with an array of variations with fillings like lime and berry, although its classic orange Jaffas remain a consistent seller.

These cakes are named for Jaffa oranges, sweet oranges native to Israel. The exact composition of the "smashing orange bit" in the middle of Jaffa Cakes is a bit of a mystery, although it did presumably contain Jaffa oranges at one point. The original Jaffa Cakes are a marriage of excellent flavors, combining slightly bitter dark chocolate with complementary sweet orange and a neutral base of sponge cake.

The precise identity of the Jaffa Cake as a cake or cookie, also known as a biscuit in the United Kingdom, has been a topic of heated debate. In fact, McVitie's once found itself in court defending the identity of the Jaffa Cake as a cake, not a biscuit. While this debate might seem petty, rates of taxation for cakes and cookies are different in the United Kingdom, so for McVitie's, this was a very serious issue.

As it turns out, Jaffa Cakes are classified as cakes on the grounds that they are soft when fresh and they turn hard when stale. McVitie's actually brought a giant Jaffa Cake to the courthouse for the trial as a demonstration piece to defend the Jaffa Cake's honor. Despite the eventual court verdict in the matter, the debate still continues, with many people arguing that the Jaffa Cake is really a biscuit, based on its size and composition.

While McVitie's remains the Jaffa Cake benchmark for many people, it is also possible to purchase Jaffa Cakes from Cadbury, Bahlsen, and the French manufacturer Lefevra-Utile, which calls Jaffa Cakes Pims.

What are Jaffa Cakes?

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WHAT!! you dont get Jaffa cakes? They are seriously amazing, one of the best whatever they are(biscuit? cake?) Its the little orange bits in the middle that make them so tasty. I could easily eat 10 boxes in a row right now.
 
What's a Jaffa Cake? A really disgusting perversion of a biscuit, lol. Or cookie, for the Americans.

but it's not even a cookie, it's soft and squishy, and got this horrible organg-y goo in the middle. Not nice at all.

My whole family reverts to Giles' twelve-year-old state when we have them in the house...whereas I tend to watch in disgusted fascination as they eat them, lol.
 
Kean
Kean
Ok that's 3 things we disagree on!
Jaffa Cakes? little slices of orangey goodness!

I love the add for them...Full moon, Half moon...Total eclipse! LMAO

Seriously they are unbelievably addictive and it is annoyingly easy to eat a full packet without even realising.

Thanks N4H you just reminded me of something I have to get the family to ship me from home😀
 
Lyri
Lyri
Yucky little orange-y yuckiness! lol, but the ads make me laugh.
I think Jaffa Cakes are like Marmite...you either love them or you hate them. There isn't any middle ground.
 
R
Rebecca
Lol, I just occasionally like them. I'm same with marmite! I don't love it or hate it, I like it occasionally haha.
LorneyTunes where are you?! She´s addicted you know. 😀 I´ve never seen them here though so as far as I know we don´t have them. But maybe I´ll get some for christmas...
 
Well I've never been Jaffa Cake ignorant or deprived in my life. And I'm definitely in the 'Love them' category. Hehe. They are just too delish- I love the orangey goodness and am completely empathic to Giles' reaction, hehe.

They are perfect if you want something chocolately but not too chocolatey, sweet but not too sweet and when you can't decide whether you want a cookie or a cake. In short, Jaffas are The Answer. 😉
 
Okay, it's not EXACTLY the same thing, but it's sorta close:
Jelly Creme Pies
 
Kean
Kean
Nope they are totally different...we have something like them too though...I forget what we call them. You always see them around Christmas
I dont eat junk food.. maybe once a month or so might have something like that. Do they originate from Jaffa? does anyone know why they are Jaffa?
 
Ohhh they look delicious in this photo *____________*

But I don´t like the orange part, in theory, of course... Never saw one of these live >.<
 
Anyone remember the jaffa cake advert..."whole moon,half moon,total eclipse!" and the Spock ears one?

I love there CAKEY goodness.

ps: anyone who say's there a biscuit is lying ;D
 
Uh, yummy yummy yummy!
We have them here as well! Only we call them Soft Cakes in Germany. And we also have different flavours. Orange is the classic, but we also have at least rasperry and cherry. I loooooooove the cherry ones. They are just too good to be true.


EDIT: I also ate them in Britain once, but I must say the German ones taste tons better....or maybe Tesco just sucks, dunno.
 
Jaffa Cakes are legendary! You can easily get addicted to them, they're so yummy.:biggrin: I know if I had Jaffa Cakes during the apocalypse it would cheer me up. 🙂
 
haha, I love Jaffa cakes, they're amazing...also, 1 GRAM OF FAT PER CAKE, immense. That's means I can eat like 2 a day for the rest of my life.
 
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