The Official Valentine's Day thread

At 5 in the moanin' my fingers ain't thinking cuz my eyes are too busy squintin' wishin' they was still sleeping.

Besides, I am dyslexic and this is bullying. You are abusing me. I am abused.


You have been reported. I don't like your tone. 😛
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
Let that be a warning to all you musicians, never sing a reply to ABK, just in case you sing in the wrong key, or tone.
I don't like your tone. 😛
I can't carry a tune either. Tone deaf and tuneless... no wonder my rock n' roll dreams were snuffed out in some rinky dink dive bar where the men's urinal flushed straight up in the air and dribbled down upon your shoes. But my oh my they got great crowds out there on Valentine's Day. Speaking of which... since it's the point of the thread... when did Valentine's Eve become a thing? I mean that's utterly preposterous. People saying "what are you doing for valentine's eve" and I'm like what the frigidaire is wrong with you people.
 
I can't carry a tune either. Tone deaf and tuneless... no wonder my rock n' roll dreams were snuffed out in some rinky dink dive bar where the men's urinal flushed straight up in the air and dribbled down upon your shoes. But my oh my they got great crowds out there on Valentine's Day. Speaking of which... since it's the point of the thread... when did Valentine's Eve become a thing? I mean that's utterly preposterous. People saying "what are you doing for valentine's eve" and I'm like what the frigidaire is wrong with you people.

Valentine's Eve? This is the first time I've heard about it. If someone asked me what I was doing then, I'd say, "The same thing I do every day; plotting your demise."

I hate when people ask me what I'm doing on a particular holiday. The only reason they ask is so they'll have an opportunity to tell you what they're doing. And I REALLY don't want to hear about it.
 
How can you tell if the Valentine belief was taken on board by all the people here? When the list comes out for who voted for who in the Buffies is revealed.
Think I will embarrass GwenRaiden, Anyanka Bunny Killer, OccaQuokka and I'll send Love from Brian to Mr. Pole that always goes down well.
Wait people can see who votes for whom? That's wonderful. I cannot wait to embarrass everyone.
 
Anyanka Bunny Slayer
Anyanka Bunny Slayer
Yeah, be careful of ILLYRIAN. He's a tricky one. lol
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
And even whom votes for who.
Let it never be said that we at Black Thorn have a nasty approach to some such things,
that we have inside knowledge of who (or whom) does what.
But have no fear of not voting for us of Black Thorn for we do not seel immediate payback.
And we (or ABK) would never consider funny eggs for Easter.
And if you can make us laugh in the process then even better,
like the L'il Pumpkin Belly for Anyanka Bunny Killer.
The concept of anyone trying to tickle her belly button gives me hysterics.
 
"My soul is racked in harsh repose
Midnight descends in raven colored clothes

But soft, behold! A sunlight beam
Cutting a swath of glimmering gleam

My heart expands, 'tis grown a bulge in't,
Inspired by your beauty effulgent."

- William the Bloody

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!
 
Need to be fair and include Angel too....Mmmm, Angel.... 🙄

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I appreciate all my BB lovelies. I hope you all have a wonderful valentines day!

Also appreciate my husband and my cat. My cat is my greatest love of all. Don't tell my husband. Actually its ok - I tell him all the time 😉
 
Anyanka Bunny Slayer
Anyanka Bunny Slayer
Holy crap! I almost posted that one too. lol
My awesome boyfriend got me roses, chocolate and a Hunger Games card. I made him a Valentines's card and a nice dinner last night. Good times!
 
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