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Anyanka Bunny Slayer said:
One thing I forgot to mention!! When I was taking my microwave out to the trash, the husband of "window slammer" said hello, asked how I was, etc. I said I was fine, and he ACTUALLY said this, "Well, if you ever need someone to talk to, I'm here. I won't repeat it to anyone, not even my wife." I swear to God, that's what he said! Does he really think I'd tell him anything? And if I did, that he wouldn't tell her?! It's like he was a spy, trying to get precious intel out of me. That's just so bizarre. I'm almost insulted he thinks I'm THAT stupid.
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Maybe he’s as sick of her as you are. Potential neighbor husband romance saga? 🤔
 
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Anyanka Bunny Slayer said:
One thing I forgot to mention!! When I was taking my microwave out to the trash, the husband of "window slammer" said hello, asked how I was, etc. I said I was fine, and he ACTUALLY said this, "Well, if you ever need someone to talk to, I'm here. I won't repeat it to anyone, not even my wife." I swear to God, that's what he said! Does he really think I'd tell him anything? And if I did, that he wouldn't tell her?! It's like he was a spy, trying to get precious intel out of me. That's just so bizarre. I'm almost insulted he thinks I'm THAT stupid.
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THATS A DISTRESS SIGNAL!! He was probably only let out of his cage to screw with your mind, but he also attempted to tell you he is in distress by saying "won't repeat to anyone, not even the wife". He's letting you know he is being held against his will! Camaraderie or something like that!

Poor guy. No fun living with the window slammer.
 
Cohen said:
THATS A DISTRESS SIGNAL!! He was probably only let out of his cage to screw with your mind, but he also attempted to tell you he is in distress by saying "won't repeat to anyone, not even the wife". He's letting you know he is being held against his will! Camaraderie or something like that!

Poor guy. No fun living with the window slammer.
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That's a disturbing thought...because it might be true!


Oh! One more thing. Remember my microwave that went nuclear, so I put it in the trash area? Well, it's not out there now! Looks like someone decided to adopt it. If they plug it and try to cook something, they're in for a MAJORLY unpleasant surprise.

(Part of me wants to laugh, but I really should've cut the power cord off before disposing of it. I never thought someone would take that thing. It was in the TRASH area for a REASON!)

But it's still funny to imagine what might happen!! I won't deny it.
 
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I'm not trying to get you to do naughty stuff my dear, but if you was to get a good looking microwave from the tip and super glue the head of a pin underneath the tray. Then put it in a new box, and leave it near the bin. Would that make you smile?
Just thinking out loud.
 
ILLYRIAN said:
I'm not trying to get you to do naughty stuff my dear, but if you was to get a good looking microwave from the tip and super glue the head of a pin underneath the tray. Then put it in a new box, and leave it near the bin. Would that make you smile?
Just thinking out loud.
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Yes you are. Stop lying.

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Oh, you read that bit did you?
Anyanka Bunny Slayer said:
So now, they'll be doing a background check 😱 then I'll go to a three day training thing...and after that, schedule a drug test. He said it takes about a week... we'll see how it goes. I made sure to ask, "Does this mean I'm hired?" He said, "Yes."
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Wait what! You get drug tested as part of the application process? Wow 1984 here we come - unless of course ABS is about to become a doctor or a school bus driver or something else where it might be justified !
But isn't cannabis legal in California - could they choose not to hire you for taking a drug that is now legal?

And good luck with the new job!
 
Dogs of Winter said:
Wait what! You get drug tested as part of the application process? Wow 1984 here we come - unless of course ABS is about to become a doctor or a school bus driver or something else where it might be justified !
But isn't cannabis legal in California - could they choose not to hire you for taking a drug that is now legal?
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I'm already considered hired, oddly enough. 😅

Just finished the drug test. I HAD TO TAKE THE FREEWAY TO GET HERE OH MY GOD!! It was terrifying, but hey, I didn't die. Yay
 
Cohen said:
Remind me to stay out of Southern Cali around @Anyanka Bunny Slayer because I’d be sniped on sight with my lead foot 😳
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Don't worry, you get a pass. Unless you drive a Prius or Tesla. People in those cars are unbearably full of themselves, and I will gladly shoot out their tires. Whether they're speeding or not. Just on general principal.
 
Anyanka Bunny Slayer said:
Don't worry, you get a pass. Unless you drive a Prius or Tesla. People in those cars are unbearably full of themselves, and I will gladly shoot out their tires. Whether they're speeding or not. Just on general principal.
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“You’re really going to do that? I wasn’t even speeding!”

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Anyanka Bunny Slayer said:
Don't worry, you get a pass. Unless you drive a Prius or Tesla. People in those cars are unbearably full of themselves, and I will gladly shoot out their tires. Whether they're speeding or not. Just on general principal.
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Oh no. I currently drive a Corolla but When it putters out, I’m definitely upgrading to a RAV4!
 
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