The Problems thread

[Schillaci]

I have the answers for everything tell me your problems and I will sort them for you go go go

 

[BillieHunter]

Someone told me to jump off a bridge, should I listen?
Sorry, I just had to. I couldn't resist.

 

[Edmund Blackadder]

Emmm, i have a problem, a big one actually.
People who make stupid comments on boards and actually think they are funny.
I i have two options to solve this one....ignore them or take Jay and Silent Bobs approach.....which should I do?

 

[BillieHunter]

I have a feeling that was directed at me...hmmm...my comment was directed at Fiver for something he said another time to make a point. So maybe i took what you said wrong DDLM, and if I did I am sorry but if not...maybe you should not make comments like that about people when you dont know what they are referring to. That just seemed to me like it was purposely directed at me, and honestly it made me more than a little angry.

 

[Edmund Blackadder]

a) That stupid comment you made was a 'ha ha' comment based on Fivers inspiration 'Hitler', so yeah i DID know what you were refering to, i mean you posted it on THIS site......
b) center of the world MUCH? You need to seriously get out of this box if you think that I am directing comments towards you. I will direct this one at you....boo fricking hoo....you rate so low on my radar at this moment in time i don't even know why i'm responding, ohh wait, yeah i do.
c) see now i've already lost sleep because you are more then a little angry at something that doesnt concern you, damnit
d) Definately, now, the Jay and Silent Bob course of action.

 

[BillieHunter]

^Haha. I'm sorry...you made me laugh. Now I remember why I left this board a few months back. I'm dissapointed to say some of the people here haven't changed a bit.

 

[Schillaci]

Someone told me to jump off a bridge, should I listen?
Sorry, I just had to. I couldn't resist.

NO! Never jump off a bridge. You might hit a fish and hurt it.🙁 Tall buildings are the way to go, and if you take out some innocent pedestrian, all the better!

Emmm, i have a problem, a big one actually.
People who make stupid comments on boards and actually think they are funny.
I i have two options to solve this one....ignore them or take Jay and Silent Bobs approach.....which should I do?

Never ignore stupid comments, for they have the habit of permeating into the consciousness of the people. Be intelligent, and through osmosis they will follow.

I have a feeling that was directed at me...hmmm...my comment was directed at Fiver for something he said another time to make a point. So maybe i took what you said wrong DDLM, and if I did I am sorry but if not...maybe you should not make comments like that about people when you dont know what they are referring to. That just seemed to me like it was purposely directed at me, and honestly it made me more than a little angry.

Become angry at someone on the internet and you have already lost the battle.

a) That stupid comment you made was a 'ha ha' comment based on Fivers inspiration 'Hitler', so yeah i DID know what you were refering to, i mean you posted it on THIS site......
b) center of the world MUCH? You need to seriously get out of this box if you think that I am directing comments towards you. I will direct this one at you....boo fricking hoo....you rate so low on my radar at this moment in time i don't even know why i'm responding, ohh wait, yeah i do.
c) see now i've already lost sleep because you are more then a little angry at something that doesnt concern you, damnit
d) Definately, now, the Jay and Silent Bob course of action.

Biggest problem I see is your inability to correctly spell 'definitely'. Oh, and have more sex.

^Haha. I'm sorry...you made me laugh. Now I remember why I left this board a few months back. I'm dissapointed to say some of the people here haven't changed a bit.

DO NOT leave the boards again. Submit to my will and your life will be better for it.

Come on people problems problems problems

 

[BillieHunter]

Check...remember to aim for pedestrians.
Check...do not become angry.
Check...Do not leave.
Uncheck...submit to Fiver's will...
NEVER! I will not submit.

I believe you have successfully solved my problems. Congrats on a job well done! 🙂 Miracle worker I tell you...really...somebody else has gotta have problems here.

 

[Buffy Summers]

Closing as promised since people can't take a thread (even if it was an accident waiting to happen 😉) at face value without starting mud slinging.

I swear next awards we're having the Lee Bowyer award...a comment which only about two people on this board is going to understand...

Feel free to begin another one if we think we can not offend each other with it this time...