The REAL reason thetopher was absent from the boards

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

He became a zombie. The newfound joy of chomping on brains distracted him from the boards for awhile. But he's back!!

Don't get too close, unless you LIKE having your brain eaten.

 

[November]

I just realised that Ive moved to the exact location that I had previously planned to retreat to during an apocalypse. Awesome 😀

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Good timing! 😀

 

[thetopher]

I happen to know that a lot of people love having their brains eaten, its a great way to pick up girls.

Ah, wait, I don't mean brains.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

That's quite informative.

 

[Mrs Gordo]

Ahh yes, so your a zombie, a slow moving dim witted thing, that craves human flesh... but nothing at all like Angel, trust me!

 

[thetopher]

Ahh yes, so your a zombie, a slow moving dim witted thing, that craves human flesh... but nothing at all like Angel, trust me!

This pernicious depiction greatly offends me. I crave brains, not flesh.

 

[Ethan Reigns]

I guess I'm safe.

 

[November]

My brains are only tastey if you like them scrambled with a sprinkling of nuts.

I definitely mean brains.

 

[thetopher]

Aw, man, I hate nuts.

Unless they're walnuts.

 

[Skanky Vamp]

Aw, man, I hate nuts.
Unless they're walnuts.

Wall nut

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

This pernicious depiction greatly offends me. I crave brains, not flesh.

Seriously? You're actually forcing me to look up a word? Damn you.

 

[thetopher]

@Mr. Pole Aren't flesh-eating zombies Trump's base?

Seriously? You're actually forcing me to look up a word?

Heh, I got auto-corrected. I don't even know what that word means.

 

[ILLYRIAN]

I was and am greatly offended, using such a pernicious statement so pernickety.