The rebooted series we have all been waiting for..

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The Teletubbies reboot now has its American home. DHX Media, a Canadian media company, announced Thursday that Nickelodeon picked up network and on-demand rights to air new episodes on Nick Jr. next year.

60 new 12-minute episodes is in the works for the iconic kids show that ended its first run in 2001.​
 
AAARGH!! *Runs screaming for the hills* 😱

I have no actual proof but I'm sure that these stupid things damage the intelligence of little kids. I mean, how could they not? They sure as hell damage mine with their stupid gurgling language. 🙁

I am looking forward to new 'Dangermouse' though. That's a reboot I can get behind, as long as they don't change the theme tune. *hums the theme tune happily* 🙂
 
We don't need more Teletubbies…😡

thetopher said:
AAARGH!! *Runs screaming for the hills* 😱
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They will find you and your damaged kids there as well…their television bellies and weird shaped head antennas know all…and tell all to Barney the nightmare inducing dinosaur…😱
 
Smile Time said:
We don't need more Teletubbies…😡


They will find you and your damaged kids there as well…their television bellies and weird shaped head antennas know all…and tell all to Barney the nightmare inducing dinosaur…😱
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A vision just popped into my mind of "Jurassic Park: Barney" as the fifth in the series. Barney, spurred on by velociraptor Teletubbies captures a busload of children and all attempts by parents to get them back prove futile. Then a scientist captures a Tyrannosaurus Rex with a tranquilizer gun and dresses him in purple fuzzy cloth and sends him after Barney. He meets Barney and eats him and the children too, but hey, that's the cost of saving the world.

I gotta stop drinking that cheap stuff.
 
Yea I was never into the Teletubies. I seen it a few times as a kid. But it was weird and had a smiling baby as the sun, and some weird pink mushy food, and tvs on their bellies. Im not really sure what kids get out of it, so I don't think it need to be rebooted. But I did love Barney! lol
 
Oh my god. I think that series is horrible and very weird. Those creatures are really creepy. When I was child, some of my friends were really into this, but I never understood why. I think they're scarier than Fred Krueger. It's like if David Lynch made a TV series for children or something.
 
At least they won't be in black&white
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that looks very begotteny
 
thetopher
thetopher
Oh dear lord...
What age group are Teletubbies aimed for anyway?
I've always thought it was for kids young enough to just be happy to see bright colors on the TV and not much else.

Find it hard to have an opinion of the quality of such shows myself...
 
sk73 said:
Find it hard to have an opinion of the quality of such shows myself...
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According to some people you dont have to actually have an opinion as long as you can argue an opinion.

The show is aimed at pre-schoolers.

Here's a quote that sums it up best:

My understanding is that in America, the biggest audience for Teletubbies is moms playing with their kids. The second biggest audience is pot-heads taking Rastafarian communion while knee deep in 7-11 microwavable burrito wrappers. It’s no surprise that people who like to spark up watch this stuff since you’d have to be high as a moon bat to write it. Teletubbies is weird. It freaks me out man, totally. Without a kid or the THC tour guide to walk you through it, this stuff will mess you up dude, bad. There is no secret I wouldn’t reveal, no plans to a missile base I wouldn’t give up, if I were forced to watch this show for more than eight hours straight. Strap me down, flip it on, and by dinner time you’d have the identity of every member of the vast right-wing conspiracy. Big, globby, weird things screaming the phone book backwards in baby talk and then giggling. Winking suns and, and, tubby toast​
 
Haha man, I couldn't stand the Teletubbies. My brother was a toddler back when they were airing it so he was part of the target audience. It's IMPOSSIBLE to watch it as an adult though because it's so inane and repetitive (and they're creepy).

He always got to watch fruit chase plushies instead 😀

 
OH MY! I thought it was animated... they are real creatures

Okay.. I would watch them now... the bananas like to play doctor and investigate the pink spots
 
Taake
Taake
That they are. My sister and I considered many times to dress up as the Bananas for Halloween :D
Mr. Pole said:
At least they won't be in black&white
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that looks very begotteny
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I think that I'll be having some very disturbing nightmares tonight…

It's basically a show for stoners and drunks…
 
[URL='https://buffy-boards.com/members/taake.9799/']Taake[/URL]: said:
My sister and I considered many times to dress up as the Bananas for Halloween
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That would have been awesome. Oh wow.. There are TONS of people that dress as them!
 
Yeah, I find giant smiling plushy banana's are strangely nonthreatening. Lets have a show about them and what they get up to. 🙂
 
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