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Return To Oz
Opening
WE start off where we left off last year in the alleyway.
Angel "“ Time to fight the dragon
Spike "“ Never liked the bloody things
Illyira "“ they are inferior creatures
The Senior Partners army is swarming the remaining survivors. Gunn is dead in the corner.
Angel "“ could use some help here
Spike "“ you remember we are the only ones alive
Stephen shimmers in with Oz "“ No you're not.
Angel looks back briefly "“ The hell are you doing here Stephen?
Stephen "“ I was hoping you knew. (Stephen doesn't know that Wes brought him back)
Opening credits
Spike "“ OZ?
Oz "“ Spike last I heard you were vaporized.
Spike "“ yeah well, times change.
Spike is fighting and getting the surprising edge against some ugly dudes. Illyria and Angel are honing in on killing the dragon or so they think.
Angel "“ hey less talk, we need help here.
Stephen throws a plasma ball at some of the ugly baddies, injuring some of them.
Stephen "“ damnit that usually kills. What the bloody hell are they?
Angel "“ From the Senior Partners army
Oz "“ Senior partners?
Spike "“ yeah this genius is the head of Wolfrman Hart Los Angeles now
Angel "“ well I think was at this point
Oz "“ oh so that's why Willow said that Buffy isn't talking to you anymore
Oz is fighting well against some baddies, but being mortal his strength is not up. Stephen is having some success.
Hamilton is viewing this from a rooftop above the ally.
Hamilton "“ Crap, where did he come from? Stephen isn't supposed to be here.
Meanwhile in the alleyway "“
Angel "“ Stephen I could use you right now.
Angel is battling the dragon but getting too close to the fire.
Stephen = ok, just a second
Stephen throws a plasma ball at the dragon wounding him but making him madder.
Spike fighthing- how the hell do you do that?
Stephen "“ I am a magical being. I can do stuff that blows your mind.
Spike "“ no thanks I am not into that
Stephen "“ me neither, I'm married.
Oz "“ you're married? You're younger than me.
Angel "“ tell him who you are married to.
Stephen "“ Faith
Spike "“ FAITH? but I saw her leave with Principle Wood outside of Sunnydale
Stephen "“ yeah well I met her after that, I am not from your time
Stephen is struggling against one of the taller demons, while talking
Spike "“ what?
Spike still fighting, very well against some ugly baddies.
Stephen "“ yeah I am from 20 years into the future.
Spike "“ but you're a kid
Stephen "“ yeah so I am only 28
Spike- so you're not born yet?
Stephen "“ nope
Just then the dragon retreats and the army stops.
Hamilton appears-
Hamilton "“ good work, you guys are impressive, but we are not done here.
Angel "“ What?
Spike "“ oh bloody hell what now?
Hamilton "“ We are willing to call off the dogs if you guys do something for us
Angel "“ answer is no
Oz "“just hear him out.
Fade away.
Somewhere across town we see the backside of Dru. She's wearing a schall, and a black skirt. She is humming some tone off key. Dru looks like she's been feeding again on humans pretty heavily.
Dru "“ must find the golden child, he has the answers. He can solve my problems.
Meanwhile in an apartment we see Conner writing something down, obviously worried about something.
Conner "“ I should be there, but I shouldn't. Why am I so mixed up?
Around him are posters of gothic warriors, and thrasher type bands. He gets a call from a girl.
Conner "“ hello?
Girl "“ are you Conner?
Conner "“ who are you?
Girl "“ someone that knows your parents
Conner "“ Why do you want to talk to me?
Girl "“ you can help me with something
Conner "“ who are you?
Girl "“ lets just say that I'm your aunt in a unique way. (Flash to Dru in a phone booth laughing)
Fade back the Alleyway
Hamilton "“ you better take your friend's advice Angel
Angel "“ and if we don't
Hamilton "“ oh you will all die, pretty bloodly too
Spike "“ um you forget Angel and I go to dust, don't know what Illyria turns to.
Illyira "“ I can't be killed
Stephen "“ well that's not completely true
Angel "“ Stephen what are you saying
Stephen "“ Illyria's human half can be killed, but Illyria herself can't.
Hamilton "“ good for you, but you forget the Senior Partners can do anything
Stephen "“ then send me back? Oh wait, you want me for other reasons.
Hamilton "“ we can send you back.
Stephen "“ then why did you bring me back?
Hamilton "“ we didn't. Wolfrman Hart needs your help
Angel "“ more than taking over the office
Hamilton "“ well that was to get you Angel to turn back to Angelius
Angel "“ not going to happen
Hamilton "“ Here's the proposal, you're team helps us get rid of the First
Spike "“ wait a minute, I thought we did that already
Hamilton "“ you thought they were that easy? They are everywhere, and they will take over the world
Illyria- you didn't have a goddess with you.
Angel "“ oh boo hoo, you get them out of the way and you guys get to take over the world
Hamilton "“ not quite, we will always be there
Angel "“ so why can't you guys do it, you have everything, and an army
Hamiltion "“ yeah well we can only do so much, most of us don't blend in, in society
Stephen whispers to Angel "“ take the deal, seriously
Hamilton "“ Stephen you were saying
Stephen "“ oh Angel had a fly on his nose, I needed to tell him that
Hamilton "“ we can't go out in the world, well I can, without being spotted by the First
Spike "“ once again, we are in the same boat
Hamilton "“ ok the fang boys can't be in the light, but you have Stephen, Oz, and Illyria could turn back to Fred.
Illyria "“ I won't turn back to that innocent soul.
Angel "“ so what do we get out of it?
Hamilton "“ we will forever stay out of your way, we will leave Los Angeles
Angel "“ if I am to do this I want Shanshu back
Spike- oh bugger, not that thing again
Stephen "“ you send me back and rip up the spell that summons from the future.
Hamilton "“ DONE.
Angel "“ we'll do it.
Hamilton "“ well you guys get some rest, a limo will be over to take you all to your knew place. (little do we know that it's the Hyperion.
Fade to the campus of Stanford.
Conner pacing around the room, mumbling
"which parents was she talking about?"
"The Hughtintons don't have any family here."
"Holtz didn't have family."
"Oh my father, Angel and mom Darla."
Fade to commercial.
Focus back to the alleyway Stephen, Illyria, Angel, Spike, and Oz
Angel "“ guys you go on in the limo, Stephen can you shimmer me somewhere?
Stephen "“ yeah, where?
Angel "“ to see Conner
Spike "“ who's Conner
Stephen "“ his son.
Spike "“ WHAT? Angel has a son? Oh bloody hell
Oz "“ I'm confused, you're dead.
Angel "“ yeah well Darla had Conner
Spike "“ YOU and DARLA???????? I thought she was staked.
Angel "“ well yeah, but Wolfrman Hart brought her back, and Dru turned her vampire again
Spike "“ and you went to work for them?
Angel "“ well it was that or Conner was probably going to die.
Oz- who's Darla?
Spike "“ the vamp that made Angel, and is partly responsible for me.
Angel "“ wow your really glossing over about 150 years of mayhem
Spike "“ yeah well it didn't get good until I came.
Stephen "“ Angel have you been invited into Conner's room yet?
Angel "“ no why?
Stephen "“ I can't shimmer you in if you aren't invited
Illyria "“ why can't he just go in? He's immortal.
Angel "“ because Vampires aren't allowed to.
Illyria "“ you're useless creatures. So are you Stephen.
Stephen "“ Just because you're a goddess doesn't mean you can treat future boy like this.
Illyria "“ I can end you
Stephen "“ so can I. Angel can I vanquish her please?
Stephen summons a plasma ball in both hands ready to fire them.
Angel "“ no.
Stephen "“ well what then?
Angel "“ I might be able to get in because of him being born to two vamps.
Meanwhile a long black hummer limmo pulls up and the door opens.
Stephen "“ well let's try it. Oh Angel take this if I turn evil.
Stephen hands angel a small container kinda like a perfume bottle.
Angel "“ why?
Stephen "“ because I might not be able to come back, it will strip my warlock powers. Because in the future I turn evil and kick Angelius's butt.
Spike "“ oh I would love to see it.
Angel "“ why?
Stephen "“ because you damn near kill Faith
Angel "“ but why do I turn to Angelius
Stephen "“ Wolfrman Hart removes your soul magically.
Spike "“ I would have loved to see it.
Stephen "“ Spike you're the one that brought me to Angelius.
Spike "“ Why? Don't I have a soul?
Stephen "“ not in my time, in fact my time is quite evil.
Fade out.
Dru knocks on Conner's door.
Conner- hello?
Dru "“ the pretty flours are going to die if you don't help me.
Conner "“ ok. You want to come in?
Conner is walking back to his computer, has an idea that Dru's a vampire but not sure, his smelling sense is coming back to him.
Dru "“ well, yes.
Conner "“ then come in.
Dru "“ well I need to be invited in.
Conner "“ ah yes, I was wondering why my nose was signaling a vampire. You're invited.
Dru "“ so you are the right Conner, born to Daddy.
Conner "“ yeah Angel
Dru "“ well he sired me as a vampire so we are brother and sister
Conner "“ that's a way to put it.
Dru "“ the world is ending because you were born, the First wants you dead.
Conner "“ oh gee, the world ending, that happens a lot around here.
Dru "“ You can stop it
Conner "“ how
Dru "“ by letting me turn you vampire.
FADE TO COMMERICAL.
Fade back to the limmo, Illyria, Oz, and Spike
Oz- I wonder where they are taking us.
Illyria "“ better be somewhere, where I approve of
Spike "“ yeah we don't want to piss off the blue goddess.
Illyria "“ you're right, not pleasant mad.
Oz "“ well anyway, where do you think we are going?
Spike "“ I don't bloody know
Fade to Angel and Stephen
Stephen "“ well we might be able to get you in.
Angel "“ how?
Stephen "“ well let me try this.
Stephen motions with his hand to try sending Angel away. Doesn't work
Angel "“ what was that?
Stephen "“ I can send people away with a flick of my wrist, maybe I can't with you, it probably works on only evil people.
Angel "“ um Vampire
Stephen "“ um souled vamp. Big difference.
Angel "“ anyway, got anything else?
Stephen "“ yeah one thing get closer to me.
Angel "“ this better be good.
Stephen and Angel orb out.
Fad to Conner's room
Conner- so you want to kill me, how is that supposed to help the world?
Dru "“ makes you what you should be, all dark and mean, full of dark fluttery stuff, that makes things all nice.
Conner "“ you are nuts, you know that ?
Dru "“ you know the little fluffy bunnies have been saying that lately.
Dru is walking around Conner's room looking through his books, not really interested in them.
Conner "“why were you sired?
Dru "“ just look at me, I have the sight of many things
Just then Stephen and Angel orb in.
Conner "“ how'd you do that Dad?
Stephen looking around the room, realizing what he missed out on, not going to college.
Angel "“ not me, it's Stephen.
Dru "“ crazy things, big bad things happening now.
Stephen "“ the hell is her problem?
Angel "“ that's Dru.
Stephen "“ ah the crazy vamp.
Dru "“ and you are? You have a kneck worth biting.
Dru hovering around Stephen, kinda lusting for him.
Stephen "“ girl get away from me. Now I know why Faith dusted you.
Dru "“ dusted me, I am here.
Conner "“what?
Angel "“ he's from the future.
Dru "“ ah the future, where things are dark and pretty.
Stephen "“ yeah, in the future Faith goes on a vampire-killing spree, and gets Dru. Thank god.
