Skanky Vamp
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As acting Chair of the Riley Super Duper Fan Club Appreciation Support Group, I would like to welcome all new members. Welcome! In your introductory packet you will find several helpful tools (no! riley is not a tool!) to get aquatinted with the Riley Super Duper Fan Club Appreciation Support Group, one of which is our newly renovated 12 Step Program.
We are excited to unveil this program as it teaches you, the Riley Super Duper Fan, in 12 easy steps the art of ignoring all of the Angel and Spike haters in the verse.
Step 1:
Fingers in ears. In the event a Riley hater is speaking to you, a good way to not be influenced by their Riley hatred is simply put your fingers in your ears. But, please remember, as the old saying goes: nothing smaller than your elbow. Riley is all about the love, man, he doesn't want his Super Duper fans to be deafened as to not hear his lines.
Step 2:
If step 1 does not work, step 2 may be necessary. It is simply repeat step one while shouting 'we cannot hear you, we cannot hear you' until the pest vacates.
Step 3:
Step 3 is good for use on the information superhighway; when you encounter a Riley hater on the information superhighway, as true Riley Super Duper Fan, you must encourage the infidel to rethink their position. Explain the merits and benefits of Riley Luv. Use words like HUMAN, and EMOTIONAL; this will help to sway them from their preconceived notions of Riley as being Captain Cardboard.
Step 4:
If step 3 if not working, then you know you are dealing with an infidel of lower intelligence who simply cannot see the beauty of Riley luv. Rather than ruining your own glow with endless debate, simply close out of the program to return after a few minutes with the line 'i lost connection to the information superhighway, sorry' usually by this time the conversation has shifted to what haircare products Angel would use in real life.
Step 5:
Go undercover. As any good field op in the Riley Super Duper Fan Club knows, there are times when you must go under cover. Drape yourself in the Riley hate that others wear so as not to stand out. Blend in well with those Riley haters, learn their language, get inside their mind, gather all the intel you can and report back to the Riley Super Duper Fan Club Appreciation thread for further instructions. Riley understands if you have to say he is a 'tool' if the end result is spreading his love to others in the dark.
Step 6:
On forums such as the villainous BuffyBoards which does not have a Riley Fan Club!!! create a multitude of different screen names. Build a virtual army of Riley supporters that cannot be denied.
Step 7:
If your cover is blown and your army is in question, buy a second (or third if you are a really good Riley Super Duper Fan) computer and launch a conversation with you other personalities at the same time. This throws off the haters suspension and can give you valuable time to influence and win the support of the infidels who may be watching.
The Management feels that for the time being 7 steps are enough to get the newbies feet wet. The remaining 5 steps will be revealed upon your returning with one convert in tow. Remember, Riley is not FISHBOY (slayer!) nor Captain Cardboard nor a Tool. Riley is just super duper!
Once again, welcome to the Riley Super Duper Fan Club Appreciation thread and welcome to the revolution.
Viva Riley! Viva Riley!!
(the revolution will not be televised)
We are excited to unveil this program as it teaches you, the Riley Super Duper Fan, in 12 easy steps the art of ignoring all of the Angel and Spike haters in the verse.
Step 1:
Fingers in ears. In the event a Riley hater is speaking to you, a good way to not be influenced by their Riley hatred is simply put your fingers in your ears. But, please remember, as the old saying goes: nothing smaller than your elbow. Riley is all about the love, man, he doesn't want his Super Duper fans to be deafened as to not hear his lines.
Step 2:
If step 1 does not work, step 2 may be necessary. It is simply repeat step one while shouting 'we cannot hear you, we cannot hear you' until the pest vacates.
Step 3:
Step 3 is good for use on the information superhighway; when you encounter a Riley hater on the information superhighway, as true Riley Super Duper Fan, you must encourage the infidel to rethink their position. Explain the merits and benefits of Riley Luv. Use words like HUMAN, and EMOTIONAL; this will help to sway them from their preconceived notions of Riley as being Captain Cardboard.
Step 4:
If step 3 if not working, then you know you are dealing with an infidel of lower intelligence who simply cannot see the beauty of Riley luv. Rather than ruining your own glow with endless debate, simply close out of the program to return after a few minutes with the line 'i lost connection to the information superhighway, sorry' usually by this time the conversation has shifted to what haircare products Angel would use in real life.
Step 5:
Go undercover. As any good field op in the Riley Super Duper Fan Club knows, there are times when you must go under cover. Drape yourself in the Riley hate that others wear so as not to stand out. Blend in well with those Riley haters, learn their language, get inside their mind, gather all the intel you can and report back to the Riley Super Duper Fan Club Appreciation thread for further instructions. Riley understands if you have to say he is a 'tool' if the end result is spreading his love to others in the dark.
Step 6:
On forums such as the villainous BuffyBoards which does not have a Riley Fan Club!!! create a multitude of different screen names. Build a virtual army of Riley supporters that cannot be denied.
Step 7:
If your cover is blown and your army is in question, buy a second (or third if you are a really good Riley Super Duper Fan) computer and launch a conversation with you other personalities at the same time. This throws off the haters suspension and can give you valuable time to influence and win the support of the infidels who may be watching.
The Management feels that for the time being 7 steps are enough to get the newbies feet wet. The remaining 5 steps will be revealed upon your returning with one convert in tow. Remember, Riley is not FISHBOY (slayer!) nor Captain Cardboard nor a Tool. Riley is just super duper!
Once again, welcome to the Riley Super Duper Fan Club Appreciation thread and welcome to the revolution.
Viva Riley! Viva Riley!!
(the revolution will not be televised)
L
Lindsey McDonald
ROFLMAO! Step 4 looks strangely familliar.... ;)
