YEA! Now I'm the MOST SELFISH PERSON ON THE BUFFY BOARDS! Is there an award for that?
1.) A new iMac
2.) magically lose 30 pounds of chest and "abs of flab" overnight.
3.) have my weird over bite fixed overnight.
4.) Have my garage and all my husband's CRAP magically put itself in a garage sale that I don't have to do.
5.) Take money from said garage sale and be able to get my husband a new car and have these two junk cars OUT OF MY LIFE FOR GOOD!
6.) Get entire house magically updated with new carpet/floors, paint, fixtures, deck, everything we'd need to sell it and make tons of money!
7.) Buy lot in my parent's neighborhood.
8.) Have money to steam roll old house.
9.) Work with Architect to design my new house.
10.) Have office in new house with built in walls of dry erase boards and storage for paintings.
11.) Have the whole house "greenified" so that we don't have to pay power bills or worry about power outages.
12.) A nice BIG 8 foot stone wall around backyard for a fence so that my dogs will be safe from neighbors.
13.) Two more Chows.
14.) My friend magically gets off drugs, gets her dog from me that I've had for 2 years and pays me back the tens of thousands of dollars she owes me.
15.) I wanna make +$100K a year so my husband can eat poop when he feels like being a BUTT.
16.) I want a 1969 VW van that has been Overhauled to have A/C and heat and a nice hybrid engine and be painted BRIGHT yellow.
17.) I also want a nice hybrid VW bug painted to look like Herbie that I can drive when all alone.
18.) The new house should have DURABLE flooring. Enough hardwood to be helpful but, not so much the house echos.
19.) The carpet should be able to handle the kids and dogs without looking like we live in a condemned house in 2 years.
20.) I want one of those houses with the kids rooms connected by their own bathroom that no one ever has to see.
21.) this neighborhood overlooks the school, so I'd want my office to have a BIG WINDOW and deck that overlooks the playground so I could watch field day and other fun things.
22.) I want my son's "Rainman" like qualities to go away. Not really for HIM because he's doing quite well. But, more for me so I can stop feeling the weird parent "guilt" that makes me wonder if I've done "enough".
23.) My sister getting back with her husband and moving back to Virginia would be nice.
24.) I want GUEST ROOMS!
25.) I also want a Mother-in-law suit apartment type thing.
26.) I want my Aunt to leave California and MOVE HERE WITH US. Into the Mother-In-Law suite. I'm sick or worrying about her and trying to live on talking to her once a week while she's out there all alone.
27.) I want my husband go to into therapy to get over his childhood issues and quit taking them out on ME.
28.) I want an apology for all the CRAP said husband put me through a few years ago.
29.) I want a magical college fund to appear for BOTH kids so they can do whatever they want when they finish school and I don't have to worry anymore if their dreams are based on what I can give them.
30.) I want a GIANT tubular fish tank that goes up through three floors of my house and is FILLED with stingless jellyfish for me to just sit and stare at.
31.) I want my house to look like this....
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32.) I want a circular driveway too.
33.) I want a yard that self mulches
34.) Plants that self prune.
35.) I don't mind mowing, but grass that self edges would be nice.
36.) I wanna know how to cook.
37.) I want to magically WANT to exercise more.
38.) I want the place I buy canvases from the deliver to my house so I don't always have to run out and get them 3 times a week.
39.) I want to redo the neighborhood pool even if it's JUST FOR ME!
40.) I want to be able to go back to school. Not really for a degree, just to be able to take classes whenever I feel like it.
41.) I want to PERSONALLY be able to submit plans for a better way to teach our children in school.
42.) I want to buy the house I lived in during my 20's on campus.
43.) I'd like to also revamp the whole block and keep them from getting torn down because they're fabulous history and need to be restored.
44.) I want to learn to blow glass.
45.) I'd like a room to blow glass IN my office.
46.) I don't need millions of dollars, but I would like to NEVER have any debts again.
47.) I want my husband to go BACK to school and find a job he's happier in so I don't have to deal with his grumbling or jealousy about MY job.
48.) I wanna take the kids and my parents to Disneyworld.
49.) I want all my vices to go away, even caffiene.
50.) I want this stupid fatigue from my 8 months of mono over 10 years ago to GO AWAY for good.
51.) I want a guarantee that I never have to sit up at night wondering if my kids are alive.
52.) I want a TV Channel that will show Murder She Wrote, Magnum PI, The Greatest American Hero, X-Files, Cold Case, Law and Order, Buffy and Angel all the time and a sister channel that shows GOOD new shows.
53.) I want the Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile to drive in the neighborhood's 4th Of July Parade.
54.) I want the Buffyverse to be real
55.) I wanna be able to call the cast over for dinner and birthday parties and have them be IN character, not snooty actors.
56.) I want a LARGE in wall frog tank that is just to hold those pretty poison dart frogs.
57.) I want my cat to turn nice.
58.) I want my laundry to self fold and put itself away.
59.) I want all the cute clothes I see to LOOK GOOD on me.
60.) I wish my hair grew faster
61.) I wish my nails grew slower.
62.) I wish being pregnant didn't make me SICK so I could have more kids.
63.) I wish my husband was more romantic.
64.) I wish hubby's step father wasn't INSANE!
65.) I wish my friend in Wisconsin would MOVE BACK HERE and preferably next door to my new house.
66.) I wish my other best friend would move back in town too, but she doesn't have to live next door.
67.) I wish my other two best guy friends would live on the block with their families so we could have block parties and POOL parties at my own private neighborhood pool.
68.) I wish I wasn't scared of heights
69.) I wish I wasn't scared of crowds.
70.) I wish I wasn't scared of boats too far out for me to swim back.
71.) I wish the Muppets would have sung at my wedding.
72.) I wish for a tele-porter so I could pop in and visit people far away without any worries.
73.) I wish for the magic ability to be able to comfort or help people instead of this feeling of standing there being useless. I don't fare well when people cry.
74.) I wish I could dance without looking like I'm being electrocuted.
75.) I wish I could do cartwheels.
76.) I wish petunias came back every year.
77.) I wish my allergies would go away.
78.) I wish the dog the stupid neighbor's poisoned was still alive.
79.) I wish I had my daughter's eye for seeing everyone the same way.
80.) I wish my garbage would separate itself between trash and recyclables.
81.) I wish my snake would ALWAYS eat his food so I NEVER have to have a nasty RAT living in a cage in my garage. I HATE rats.
82.) Maybe I wish we could talk the snake into eating "Snake Chow".
83.) I wish I could afford to PAY someone to pack my paintings up for me.
84.) I wish my Mom was my birth mother so that I would NEVER have to worry about her freaking out that I don't love her as much as I "should" or explain to my kids that sometimes parents just drop dead or that their Grandma isn't their "real" Grandma.
85.) I wish I was better at forgiveness.
86.) I wish dreams were time machines and I could go back in time and relive some of my favorite times while asleep.
87.) I wish the TV shows I love could go on forever.
88.) I wish I was better at reading, I really stink at it. It's the ADD, I don't want the ADD to go away, but I do wish I was a better reader.
89.) I wish that the images I see in my head would ALWAYS come out on paper the same way.
90.) I wish I liked traveling a bit more.
91.) I wish my stomach wasn't so sensitive and I didn't have to think before I eat everything.
92.) I wish the word "organized" had an actual definition in my house.
93.) I wish my husband had let me put the bright rainbow colored carpet squares on the basement floor.
94.) I wish I was more tolerant of intolerant people. I HATE feeling like I'm just like them.
95.) I wish I felt like hanging out with other parents more.
96.) I wish gas prices would GO DOWN.
97.) I wish my bar was still open.
98.) I'm starting to REALLY WANT Joss to write me a special Dawn and Connor show just to appease my curiosity.
99.) I wish I had a switch to stop time so I could catch up or get ahead of the game when I really need to.
100.) I wish I had 100 more wishes every year as new things come up.....with rollover wishes for those I don't use!
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Blondie Bear agrees: *jawdrop* Good lord, woman!
LOL! I know. My Aunt's always telling me how "unselfish" I am. Little does she know I have a LIST of things waiting for the Selfish Genie to show up and do for me!
