The subserviant chicken

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Kindred

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I thought that this was just too hilarious not to share.

The chicken does anything, well, anything but take his costume off.

Chicken

Tell us what you think and what you had him do.

I told him to lay an egg.... amoung other things.

It's so much fun that I went back and had him do the moonwalk, do pushups, take a nap, do an irish jig and shake his tail feather. He did it all.
 
Holy crap! This is hilarious! I told it to flap its wings at first, he did it. Then I told him to lay an egg, even more funny. I told it to do a lot of obscene things, but dammit he never did! But still, that's the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
 
i told him to do some nasty stuff too but of course he wouldnt do it lol rocket-i probably told him to do the same thing you did
 
I wonder how much that guy got paid to do that ... I mean, he can't have been rolling in the job offers at the time. Cause ... Wow, you know you've hit rock bottom when you're in a chicken get-up laying eggs for Burger King ...
 
Chicken Dude...hilarity incarnate....lol......

Much like Rocket....I tried to give him a few "blue" tasks to perform, just to see if he really WOULD do ANYTHING....but no dice.....

I did tell him to jump....read a book....watch TV....I actually got him to SING and GET ANGRY....all of which he did...LOL....you all have to try this guy out.........thanks for the diversion Kindred...:: tu ::
 
I think that there must be a couple of identical rooms or a bunch of prerecorded videos....

Oh, np Old master.

I kept making him so push-ups and eventually he just got up and mooned me. I was a bit shocked, but couldn't stop laughin'.

Then I went back and told him to moon me...again. He did. With much pleasure. And when i told him to "show me some love" he stuck his crotch in the camera and wiggled it about....

I'm in stitches.

Ohh...oh, you have to tell it to "show some leg" and to "love the camera"
 
Kindred said:
....And when i told him to "show me some love" he stuck his crotch in the camera and wiggled it about....

I'm in stitches.
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You'll find that when a man gets forced into a chicken suit for minimum wage.....his definition of love WILL become slightly skewed...lol.....it's funny, in a sad sort of way.....

Hey.....I just got him to beat up on his sofa....talk about anger management.....
 
It was hilarious!!😀...how do you guys find these things?lol...It was great,thanks for sharing:: tu ::
 
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