The Sunnydale/L.A. Male Beauty Contest

[Xander]

Okay so its not the most intellectual thread ever and it may be a reason for us to drool but ah well, need some fun at times.

After the success of the Sunnydale C.O. 1999 Beauty Contest I decided it was time for the males to get one. However I couldn't be bothered to try and look for a quote from each of them about a serious issue so its just a picture of them shirtless (oddly they're not in swimwear much, only David and Nicky come to mind). Enjoy. (And again, imagine its a real event for the sake of it).

First off we have the ever-broody, sometimes leather-clad vampire Angel.

Talent: Brooding for 1 hour 36 minutes straight, beating his old record

Next off Angel's childe, the ever-smirking, often leather-clad vampire Spike.

Talent: Saying "I love Buffy, I hate Buffy, I love Buffy, I hate Buffy" repeatedly, each time meaning it.

Now for Willow's best friend who can dry-wall demons into the next century, Xander

Talent: Coming up with on-the-spot jokes all the time.

Now something every contest needs, a guitar playing werewolf, this one is Oz

Talent:Playing guitar moderately well

From geeky Watcher to rugged...man it has been a rollercoaster ride for Wesley

Talent: Stealing a baby from the crowd without anyone noticing.

The all-American boy (well if all American boys are part of a secret government organization determined to capture and brainwash all demons) Riley

Talent: Whining about Buffy not giving him 24/7 attention

Next up is street-wise token black guy Gunn

Talent: Staking a whole room of vampires with one stake in under a minute

Now for the guy who put "partn'r" in Senior Partner, secretly-Angel loving Lindsey

Talent: Finding out facts about the senior partners with his evil hand and then getting cool tattoos

Last and by a lot of means least 🙂p) son of two-vampires and Oedipusesq Connor

Talent: Gave a list of why he hates his dad, showing he has bigger daddy issues then anyone-ever.

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Now make sure you consider their talent and intellect and don't base your vote purely on their looks, but you guy's wouldn't do that would you. 😉

 

[Angels baby101]

Angel!!! i swear i didn't just look at looks i like his brooding 🙂 Gunn almost beat him closely followed by Xander then Connor 🙂

 

[Faith]

There was no choice involved. My Evil Lawyer Boy got my vote before the thread had finished loading!

 

[slayerpower]

Angel, all the way, though Connor's kinda cute. Like father, like son.

 

[Xander]

There was no choice involved. My Evil Lawyer Boy got my vote before the thread had finished loading!

Tsk Tsk, someone didn't read my last line 😛

 

[Hitome]

Men without shirts, how utterly boring. For me anyway, none of them are hot b/c I'm not into the male flesh scene 🙂. Sorry. Why aren't there any women?(ignoring the title of the thread) Could we have a co-ed beauty contest please?
Anyway, I think Marsters is in the best shape. Does that count?

 

[Faith]

Tsk Tsk, someone didn't read my last line 😛

I did, my point being I didn't need the pictures to load because I already knew who I would vote for based on the criteria, its no secret that i've been a Lindsey fan since the first episode of Angel 😉

 

[Xander]

Men without shirts, how utterly boring. For me anyway, none of them are hot b/c I'm not into the male flesh scene 🙂. Sorry. Why aren't there any women?(ignoring the title of the thread) Could we have a co-ed beauty contest please?

There was one: https://www.buffy-boards.com/showthread.php?t=12872

I've had to take the images off my server however as I was running out of space, and I've deleted them off my hard drive. Sorry.

Anyway, I think Marsters is in the best shape. Does that count?

Whatever floats your boat.

 

[Willow Rosenberg]

I don't think James Marsters is Beauty Pagent Material as is Seth Green and the now big boned Nick Brendon. I voted for Lindsey cuz Christian Kane is probably the best looking guy in the Whedonverse.

Plus he plays the Guitar and sings beautifully. I think better than Spike.