The Surreal Life (new version)?

Khaych

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Ok, I just saw this show and it's hilarious.

Same old concept. They stick 6 people in a house together and we get to watch them interact and cope with each other.

But there's a catch

The 6 people they use are
Vanilla Ice
Traci Bingham (Baywatch star and playboy model)
Trishelle (from the real world vegas - partyer extrordinaire - also did a playboy shoot)
Ron Jeremy (porn star with world record for starring in the most porn movies - around 1800 or so - , and ugly as all hell)
Tammy Fay Baker (Televangelist queen)
Eric Estrada (the guy from Chips - the old TV show)

They put all 6 in a house with only 3 bedrooms, and 5 beds. Eric and Ice decide to sleep in a room with one bed, but on the floor in seperate corners. Ron Jeremy shares a room with Traci Bingham and Trishelle, and Tammy gets her own room (as the lady of the house). I don't know how Ron wrangled a room with the 2 babes, but I guess they aren't very threatened maybe by the guy 'who's seen it all before'.

Here's the scoop:
Vanilla Ice: has some kind of rage disorder. He hates his past, he hates his life, he hates himself, and he rages like a spoiled child every time something doesn't go his way. It's creepy. The guy has lost his marbles, and too bad for him, he's not that bright, and hasn't thought to look for them again. The flat has pictures of all the 'stars' in their prime, and Ice went around to all his own pictures and scibbled big X's on them with a marker. lol

Trishelle: She's not all that bad. She doesn't put up with crap from anyone though, which doesn't bode well for Ice and Traci Bingham. She had it out with Traci on the first day, and reccomended Ice take some pills or something.

Eric Estrada: Not a bad guy, really. A little picky, but he has an adult attitude.

Traci Bingham: The Diva complex on this bimbo makes Mariah Carey look tame. She's so narcissistic it's unreal. It's all about her. For instance, she was yelling at everyone because the bathtub was too small, and she didn't like it's color. I can only wonder if she's a plant, and they asked her to cause chaos, or if she's really that retarded. She's got a bad-girl thing going for Ron Jeremy, like interacting with him is her childish way of flirting with the dark side. A total ditz, and annoying as hell.

Ron Jeremy: Actually a pretty decent guy, and pretty low-key and unassuming. It's hilarious watching him interact with Tammy Fay, because I think they kinda like and respect each other, which is hella weird. Porn Star and Televangelist: A good match? Wierd.

Tammy Fay: She's very cool I guess. She's nothing but nice to everyone, and even when they are asking how many women Ron has slept with (somewhere around 4-5000, for the record - kinda gross) she just covers her ears (lol), but still doesn't critisize anyone. She has mentioned that she 'Plans to heal Ice's wounded heart'. Apparently Trishelle and Tammy Fay really get along as well.


Anyone seen this show? It's hilarious to watch. I know, I know, I'm playing to the lowest common denominator here, but it's just good clean errrr.. dirty entertainment. 🙂
 
its not on yet for me but i will watch it tonight! tracy went to harvard! thats unbelievable!!!!! lol i cant wait it sounds good
 
I wish I had watched last season, the one with Cory Feldman and M.C.Hammer. I missed out..
 
lol...khaych...last season was classic...cause corey...was classic low self esteeem victim....lol...plus hammer was like getting all nuts with the preaching and shiz....did i tell yall the time i went to a raiders game...and hammer was doing the national anthem...lol...it was classic...

i just seen the first ep...and...i have to agree...with pretty much everything k man said...all i know is that tracy is the b i t c h my friend...lol....just cause she go huge boobies....lol...i hope trishelle beats her head in....

i find it funny...that the falkin evangelist was the closesed to serious crimes...

the one thing i hate is ice's hate for himself....falk...he should just embrace it....and move on...cause he's one sorry falk....total poser now....
 
I watched it, don't know if I'm going to keep watching it though. I actually know the people this season. I didn't recognise anyone last season.
 
I always thought Corey would be a panzy. lol
Now what about Corey Haim? We need to get him on one of these shows..
 
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