The theft of Mr. Gordo

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Blaze said:
Mouwahahaha they'll never know which one they get back. And I had some fun playing with the genetics, who knows what they'll get 😀
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Hope you don't get eaten by the clone pigs . LOL
 
We bet our souls on it, speaking of which...

The ransom demand is naturally souls. That's what we deal in. Any one of your shiny sparkly souls is good enough for us... who wants to sign on the dotted line to save, piggy? Our lawyers are all ready with the contracts. Any takers?

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Oh and we'll also take a new chain for @Mr. Pole , clearly the one we use now has too much reach!
 
ILLYRIAN
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This is what happens when Mr. Pole gets the pig:

 
Blaze said:
Mouwahahaha they'll never know which one they get back. And I had some fun playing with the genetics, who knows what they'll get 😀
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Yeah!

Sineyans, which one is Mr. Gordo?
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Spike told us that that you have nothing but Shadows
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And he quoting what Dru said .
 
Because Dru is such a reliable source... 😉 She's on a need-to-know restriction of info
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
Give Dru the bible to read, two days after reading that she won't know if she's coming, going, has been there or is coming back. We were going to get River to look at it but she might rip out nearly all the pages.
Oh, back when I did my teacher training, someone made barbecued guinea pig - or was it stew? Anyway, the recipe should be suitable for Mr. Gordo's size. I'll drop them a line, in case we need it.

For now, I think he looks quite pleased after the brainwash. He is quite happy to share the concoctions @Blaze made with the world.

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For the record: The picture belongs to Bjørn F. Rørvik.
 
Hmmmm.... bacon or souls.....

I honestly don't know which I prefer to eat. They're both a special nummy treat.

(I'm a poet and I didn't know it 😉)
 
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bespangeled
Quick - check your feet! Do they show it?
Bacon has a high level of saturated fat leading to stroke and heart disease.
Also a high level of salt leading to high blood pressure and more heart disease.

So sure, you could eat Mr Gordo, but he will damage you in more ways than one!
 
Blair said:
Bacon has a high level of saturated fat leading to stroke and heart disease.
Also a high level of salt leading to high blood pressure and more heart disease.

So sure, you could eat Mr Gordo, but he will damage you in more ways than one!
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Thanks for your concern m'love, but saturated fat is also evil, so is in alliance with the Black Thorn already.... there will be no friendly fire if we eat Mr Gordo.
 
You think that it wont hurt you 😕 BT must be really stupid if they think they saturated fat is going to be nice to them 😛
 
nightshade said:
Oh please! We can reattach hands, so why don't you think we can remove a bit of heart disease!
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We'll just get some new hearts! I hear there are some juicy ones over at Sineya 😉
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
For the true member of Black Thorn, we who are heartless beings. As for Chase Rules putting a rose on our graves, how? We don't die, its in the contract. Silly Silly Silly, misguided whatsisnames.
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