The Third Annual Buffy Boards Award Ceremony Thread

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:: storms the stage with a scowl replacing her cocky grin ::

“Seriously, folks the next time I’m forced to leave the bar and come and tell you guys off for talking someone is going to pay….and I’m not talking about the nice kind, we are talking pain…torture and eventually…death”

:: takes a sip of her drink ::

“Consider yourselves warned…oh and didn’t I mention I have the power to delete posts?”

:: Stalks off in the direction she came from casually flicking her whip ::
 
*Slayergal's cell phone rings*

"Oh no! Sorry guys but I got to step out awhile. My boyfriend just called and apparently I forgot to leave plenty of milk and animal crackers for Ryan. So I go to run to the grocery store and get him some milk animal crackers. Hopefully I will be back before the awards are over."

*Slayergal heads for the nearest exit*
 
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wiccianslayer
bye hun come back soon AND DONT RUIN THE DRESS!!!!!! hehe
Buffy Summers
Buffy Summers
Respect the break!
Righty ho - it's time for us to welcome back edb who is going to present the Faith award for coolest member...btw it's not cool to interrupt the presentations so please stop.
 
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Bangelxx
whoops i'm really sorry!:( I wasnt really paying attention if it was break or not!
:: waits for the audience to settle down ::

Okay, here are the nominations for the Faith Award:-

Nominees

Lyri
Keanoite
Kaylee Frye
Mesektet Ra
GATEGOD
DarklyDreamingDrusilla
Allycat
Bored of the Dead
Kryptonite
TabulaRasa
white avenger

:: rips open the envelope ::

And the Winner is - Kaylee Frye

Quotes from the judges

'she's so cool, even ice cubes are jealous!'
'Ok I remember her as NSlayMode but she was cool then, and she's still cool, so yeah, my vote goes to Kaylee on this one.'

Unfortunately Kaylee cannot be here to accept the award in person tonight, so I will accept it on her behalf. 🙂

:: edb lovingly strokes the award, reluctant to let it go ::

Kaylee is definitely one of the coolest folks on the boards, and I am sure she will be thrilled with the award!

Congratulations to Kaylee!

I shall now hand you over to one of our guest presenters this evening, the ever cool VisionGuy himself........

:: applauds ::
 
Cue the Buffy Theme as VisionGuy and Charisma Carpenter walk to the front of the stage arm in arm. Charisma whispers something in VG’s ear which causes him to giggle. “Not now Chrissy, after the show.” He looks out to the audience.

“Good evening everybody. The next award is the Xander/Anya award. With this award we recognize the funniest BB member or moment of 2007. Roll the tapes!”

The nominees are....

Spirit of Fred
The Chosen
GATEGOD
Colin Xavier
Rename the Person Above You
Buffy Survivor 2
Bork Fest 2007

The audience laughs as the BB Plasma Screen shows the various funny moments of 2007.

“Okay Charisma can you hand me the envelope.” Charisma just stands there staring at the envelope. “Stop that! We agreed I was gonna do it!!!” He takes the envelope from Charisma.

“Oh my God! I love my life!!! Okay, the winner is....”

Last Year’s April Fools Joke! Bork Fest 2007!!!!!
 
Kean
Kean
lol
Mr. Pointy
Mr. Pointy
Bork bork bork!
Buffy's hand goes to her mouth in surprise. With a peck on the cheek from her escort for the evening, Henry Cavill, she rises and makes her way to the stage, taking the award from VisionGuy.

"Oon behelff ooff ell zee Epreel Fuuls veethuoot vhum "Bork Bork" vuoold nut hefe-a beee pusseeble-a, I eccept thees lufely everd. It veell seet oon my muntle-a betveee zee fremed phutugreph ooff Kermeet zee Frug und un ectooel Svedeesh Meetbell mede-a by zee Cheff heemselff. Remember, un Epreel Fuuls juke-a is nutheeng, veethuoot zee noombskoolls vhu fell fur it, Bork Bork Bork! [ Booffffy smeeles et n4h. ] Guud neeght, und gud bless."

Buffy stops and clears her throat loudly.

"Ahem...this award is shared with all who were a part of the Bork Bork experience. This Bork Bork button is available to all of you."

bork07.jpg
 
OK we'll take a break here and I'll be back with the Giles award for being dead clever 🙂
 
"wow, a thread beat me!" 😛 "well...it was darn funny"

*responds to wiccianslayer's question, which she avoided answering during break as to not get beaten by shoes*

"i dont actually have a dress for it yet"
 
I guess that award SHOULD go to Buffy Summers because she did the whole April Fools thing, but still, (and I feel weird saying this) WOOHOO BORK BORK!

🙂
 
CONGRATS to the winners of the last two awards!🙂
To Mr.Pointy and Buffy Summers, I am sorry for posting during the announcing of awards. I didn't realize it wasnt break!
 
*Evilyn steps in with escort in tow*

"I so can't believe you did that! Was the tying them up part really necessary? Now I'm really late for the awards and I've got 3 hostages in my house! And did you really have to bring that ridiculous belt? Geez!

*He looks at her very seriously*

"Of course I did, I'm the WWE Champion, Randy Orton"

*Evilyn rolls her eyes*

"All right, well lets see if we can find a seat and catch up on what we've missed!"
 
*looks around frantically then back at her empty pedestal*

"anyone seen Adam Baldwin? I think he snuck out the bathroom window,lol"

I'm having way too much fun here.
 
*sips drink quietly and walks over to speak with wiccianslayer and Spirit of Fred*
 
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