The UK Has A Laser Weapon?!

Should the UK have a laser weapon?

  • Sure, why not?

    Votes: 6 75.0%
  • No! God no!

    Votes: 2 25.0%

  • Total voters
    8
  • Poll closed .
"Our first test of our solar power farm was a success."

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"We didn't necessarily target Buckingham Palace...just call it a lucky shot."

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If someone did ever develop a world-ending weapon like that, the last words ever spoken would be these.

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ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
You got that completely wrong, it'd be a big red button.
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NoShip
Almost quoting The Judge. Love it!!!
TheXandyman
TheXandyman
That would be the words on my headstone. 'Died asking the ultimate question - 'what does this button do'?
Well Biden is friends with the UK. Just hope that Trump will be friends.
 
If you ever watched war movies or documentaries, a lot of naval battles are won when one ship puts a torpedo or shell through the magazine of an enemy ship. The entire ship blows up. With a laser weapon, there is no need for a magazine, so ships can be smaller and not have to worry about their own ammunition finishing them off. Warfare could be cheaper because, like prostitution, after you use it, you've still got it.

I worked on detectors for optical weapons like rangefinders, illuminators and laser-guided weapons. These units can set an infantryman's pants on fire at a distance of a mile. They were designed to be used on vehicles, so they had huge power leads going to the 28 volt batteries carried on most tanks. People doing the testing claimed that each shot reset their digital watches.
 
Well Biden is friends with the UK. Just hope that Trump will be friends.
From TV Tropes on the British opinion of Trump: "a good 60% or so of the British population actively hates President Trump - and most of the rest 'just' don't like him".

@NoShip I had not realised that was so close to what the Judge said! But there is a kind of standing joke that any world-ending button will be pushed. Just, you know, to find out what happens...
 
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