The United States of Shame

Skanky Vamp

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wow, bestiality... I feel for WA...
Lol at "nerdiest state"
 
white avenger
white avenger
I hope that I'm not the "WA" you're feeling for, cause I'm from Georgia (Most Sickly) and I haven't felt this good in weeks.
I'd argue that Illinois is much worse for corruption than Tennessee. At least here we don't have dead people voting. That I know of.
 
I would be curious to know just why South Carolina's "Most Mobile Homes" is something to be ashamed of. Granted, mobile aren't the greatest quality housing in the world, but I've seen people forced to live in a whole lot worse. A mobile home provides warmth, shelter, and security at a relatively low price, certainly a whole lot better than no home at all.

And as for some of the other "shames," I think that whoever put this thing together was just slapping things in on the hope that no one would take the time to read them all.

"Ugliest Residents?" Who took that survey, and what standard did they use?

"Oldest State?" Are people who reach an advanced age something to be ashamed of?

"Tornadoes?" We're supposed to be ashamed OF THE WEATHER?"

"Daily Commute?" "Nerdiest State?" Shameful?

And if anything, "Weakest Government Influence," given the state of our government and the idiots that run it, should be something to be proud of, not ashamed.
 
Z
zobothehobo
On that note infertility... that's not a shame in my book... i
Taake
Taake
sorry WA was not a reference to you so much as Washington :)
hmmm my state is apparently worst at Abortion (No wonder i hate living here in delaware 😛) and lets see I was born in the nerdiest state, and the state i loved living in most (other than my home state) is best for Identity theft. Lovely.
 
Is it wrong that I literally LOL'd that Louisianna is the worst at having gonnorhea?! LOL

My home state is Missouri, which is apparently famous for having a bunch of broke-ass folks who can't pay their bills, and then now I'm living right on the board of KY and TN, so we apparently are very corrupt, then die of cancer. SWEET.
 
Z
zobothehobo
No, I laughed too.
I'm living right on the board of KY and TN, so we apparently are very corrupt, then die of cancer. SWEET.

Okay, I did LOL at that! a loud chortling kinda laugh..
aside:I tell you what, sometimes I worry about some of the sounds that come out of my office and what it might sound like to the people out there..
 
Okay, I did LOL at that! a loud chortling kinda laugh..
aside:I tell you what, sometimes I worry about some of the sounds that come out of my office and what it might sound like to the people out there..

LMFAO Sco!! I can only imagine the sounds, and then your coworkers' faces as they walk by... 😉
 
Skanky Vamp
Skanky Vamp
you dont WANT to imagine the sounds.. trust me.. other than shave or cook, I do not believe there is anything I havent done that I wouldnt do at home
I agree about Hawaii, though. I grew up there and it's ridiculously expensive.

It would have to be... what, you figure 98% shipped in? or is that too high of a figure?

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REALLY!!! I would have never thought beef... you have alot of cattle?

Sadly, I dont know much of anything about it.
 
B
Blondie Bear
Nah, that's probably about right. Everything but pineapple and beef.
"Daily Commute"? That's it??!! That's my state's claim to in-fame??!!! I'm gonna go have a little talk with the creator of this map. Don't worry....I'm just gonna talk to 'em.......
 
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xfivebyfive
I had the same reaction I was like Oh boo NY got something lame lol
REALLY!!! I would have never thought beef... you have alot of cattle?

Almost the entire island of Hawaii (the big one 😉) is given over to cattle and farming either pineapple, sugar cane (not so much anymore), or taro.
 
Skanky Vamp
Skanky Vamp
I must investigate the stock of cattle.. do you export the beef? I iz hun-gray!
Perhaps there should be a federal initiative to relocate people from Ohio to Maine.

But do the drunk drivers of Montana veer off the road into Wyoming to crash?
 
Unemployment - that's right. WE'RE NUMBER 1!!

If I had a nickel everytime I heard the word "unemployment" on the news....wait, would that count as a job?
 
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