The Urge-ness to Pee-ness

Usually I don't get full pee-ness (hehe she said pee-ness), but partial pee-ness. Like from jumping on the trampoline when your bladder is kinda full. I never learn either, it happens all the time b/c I'm too dumb to just go to the bathroom BEFORE I get on the trampoline.

I make one of my friends pee her pants ALL the time. I think she has a bladder control issue because when I say ALL the time, I really mean ALL the time. The best was when we were at the state fair two years ago. She had a large soda and then we got on this ride with major centripital (sp?) force. We were telling jokes to make her laugh, and my friend was squished up against her bladder b/c of the ride and she had to wear a sweatshirt around her waist until it dried because she literally emptied the contents of her bladder. When we went back this year we took a picture of her in front of the ride.
 
Last time i memorably peed my pants i was about 8 years old. I was with about five or six other girls on one of thoes mega sized trampolines.

Anyway, there i was jumping away, having the time of my young life when i just couldn't hold it anymore. I did however have the sense to at least sit down. But, without telling anyone, then proceded to continue my jumping around with the others.

We were all doing thoes "gum drop" things (is that what they're called, can't remember), so not only did i spread my pee-ness around, everyone else also got the pleasure of sitting in it. *lowers head in shame.

Now i am sufficiently embarassed.

--Kindred
 
Oh man, Kindred lol. I've read like 4 or your first posts so far, and this is the funniest thing yet. As long as they didn't know that you'd peed your pants, or that they were rolling in it, good work!😛
 
I vaguely remember someone commenting about wierd wet spots, but like the genius that was the eight year old version of my self i thing i said something like "yeah, i thought that was wierd too."

--Kindred
 
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