The Wacky Adventures Of Puppet Angel

Old Master 3.0

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**(TV advert)**



(cue new, ridiculously cartoony/kiddie show version of the "Angel" theme. Puppet Angel jumps on screen.....)



"Hey kids! It's me...Puppet Angel! Thaaaat's right! No foolin'!
And guess what? You'll get to see me every Saturday morning this fall! That's right! We're back, baybee! Maestro! Break it down!"




**(Techno music begins to play, and Puppet Angel executes the famous "Angel Happy Dance" from Season One's "She". His nose falls off in mid-dance and rolls away. Puppet Angel chases after it offscreen....)**



"Aww, man! Not again! I'm really, REALLY starting to hate that! Get back here!"



**(Walks back onscreen grumbling to himself and struggling to re-attach his nose.)**



"Well.....unff!.....anyway kids....(speaking in a severe nasal twang now)...Join me and my pals on our wacky new crimefighting adventures...."



**(As he speaks....Puppet Werewolf Nina peeks her head in from offscreen, looks at the audience....then walks on to stand behind Angel)**



".......as we beat the bad guys, every week! So tune in......



**(feels breathing on his head....and he slowly looks behind him...Nina looks down at him and smiles a big, toothy werewolf grin)**



"....AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"



**(Angel drops his nose and runs offstage......Puppet Nina growls and chases after him)**



"No Nina! Bad girl! Bad girl! Heel! Heel!! Bad Nina!"



**(They run back and forth onscreen, then offscreen again a couple of times.....then Puppet Angel appears onscreen again, backing away from Puppet Nina and whacking her repeatedly on top of the head with a tiny baseball bat while yelling....)



"DOWN! DOWN! DOWN! BACK! BACK!"



**(As this is going on in the background, an odd Cookie Monster-looking puppet walks onscreen, picks up Angel's nose off the floor and looks at it strangely.)**



"Hmmm.....cookie? Nahh!"



**(Tosses the nose over his shoulder and it goes out the window. The cookie monster walks off.....as the audience now sees Angel in the background chasing Nina with a huge rolled up newspaper....)**



**[end of TV advert]**
 
Mr. Pointy
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Puppet theater! Well almost anyway, awesome stuff, give us more! 😀
 
As per usual I'm up-to-date with everything - only ten years behind the times - that Fan Fiction by Old Master 3.0 was well worth reading.
Question: with Nina's eyesight as a werewolf did she/it see A BIG RED BUTTON where Angel's puppet nose was?
 
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