The Worst Ship

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Just for fun, I was thinking last night what the worst ship imaginable could be. The one that would really make you go, "ewww!"

I ended up thinking that Buffy/Oz would be kind of traumatic for me, along with Dawn/Sweet.

Mine are kind of lame though, so any ideas?
 
There's a ship I see a lot on Tumblr and fanfic sites -- and I mean, a LOT. There are entire sites devoted to fanfic for this ship. And it couldn't gross me out more.

Buffy-Giles.

Or, "Biles."

I started a whole thread on it once.

So much eeewwwwwww.

I hate any of the ships between Giles and the kids, but that one most of all.
 
Valjavertjinn
Valjavertjinn
Exactly! As a Calendiles Addict, I search for fanfic all the time. I swear that there's more of this B/G junk floating around than Calendiles stuff! Argh! It really rubs me the wrong way; I totally agree!
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EvilWillow
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Starlight
Ewwww. Giles is old enough to be Buffy's father.
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BlessedLunatic
This post is from last year but I'll chime in late just to say I COMPLETELY AGREE! Which you already know from how I've been treated on Tumblr. But anyway, yes. This.
Joyce and Xander! That just shouldn't be happening outside the dreams world.
 
I'm tempted to say Bangel, but I don't want to start something like that, so I'll go with Snyder/Xander. (Snander) Or maybe Warren/Buffy (Wuffy)
 
Chosen Enemy
Chosen Enemy
I'm tempted too. Because I do believe they work in the first 2 seasons, but after that, they become unbearable
I think I'm going to start shipping "Danny."

(Dawn and Manny from the Double Meat Palace) 😱

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hehehe! Snoyce is great and should not be mentioned in this thread. 😉
 
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Cast No Shadow
At least it's not as bad as Snoyce :P (I kid, I kid)
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HalloweenRain
OMG Goby that is just the WORST combo in history, I'm blockign the idea of "Danny" out right now.
My Spuffy friends. I am sorry, I love you dearly, but I have to go here: Spike/Buffy. I really can't think of any other ship that I just couldn't bear to watch.
 
FaithsFollower
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Bangel. After S2... maybe after S3. I Will Remember You was sad, but, God, it was just too much to bear.

Willow and Kennedy. UN. BEAR. AB. LE. Hated her.

Casmine and Connor. Eck. JUST ECK. ECK!
 
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EvilBuffy
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What if Ethan Rayne and Giles discovered that despite all the fighting and bad blood between them, they were really meant to be...

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[MENTION=8885]nightshade[/MENTION] nooo, it'd be horrible!
 
nightshade
nightshade
that's a good ship :)
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sisterofmercy
That would be quite cool actually, I can see that happening
I hate G/O (Giles/Olivia)! Of course I'm incredibly biased, but I really dislike her. She's annoying and gross and wimpy. 🙁
Oh yes, I also dislike Giles/pretty much anyone but Jenny. Especially the Scoobies! Just... Eew.
 
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What if Ethan Rayne and Giles discovered that despite all the fighting and bad blood between them, they were really meant to be...

There's LOTS of fanfic about this ship, and I actually quite enjoy it. To tell the truth, when I think about Ripper and what he must have been like, I truly believe that he experimented at least once with Ethan. That's one of the reasons their relationship now is so complex.
 
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Cast No Shadow
Ew no, really can't see it, myself.
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Valjavertjinn
Valjavertjinn
I see this everywhere, too!
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Mithol
Yeah! xD
MandaMeena
MandaMeena
*happy noises with a dash of arm flailing*
Oh man, I just remembered a fic I found once that had... Giles/Mr. Gordo. I mean, really? I also found one that was Giles/Random Penguin. Now I need to go find these... 😀
Oh yes, and Giles/Cheese guy!
 
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patriot1123
Those are extreme. :-)
BananaBuffy
BananaBuffy
OMG, whaaaat? LOL.
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