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The yummiest Pokemon of all time
Bulbasaur is a convenient Pokémon when it comes to making dinner. Not only are they calm and easy to breed, but each Bulbasaur consists of at least two food groups. Three, if you want to try to milk one. Imaginary scientists aren't sure whether to classify these as animals or plants, but a taste-test would surely sort out that mystery. Be careful, though—they're a poison type Pokémon, so just eat around the stuff that'll kill you.
Tastes like: Brussels sprouts and alligator.
The closest thing that Pokémon World has to a delicious king crab, the Kingler has a giant claw, that prevents it from moving very quickly, making them a pretty easy catch. Forget about the smaller, less-evolved Krabby and focus on steaming up a pile of these guys. Watch out for the claw, though, as it can "can pinch with the power of 10,000 horsepower." Anything that powerful has to taste good.
Tastes like: Crab.
Sad but true: Psyduck constantly has a headache. Intense psychic migraines often render this Pokémon immobile, making it another easy catch. Duck is a delicious meat when prepared properly, so a magical psychic duck could be nothing less than a delicacy. Side effects from eating Psyducks haven't been documented, but one should probably take precautions before eating anything that suffers from a chronic illness.
Tastes like: Poultry, but don't forget about the foie gras.
Bulbasaur is a convenient Pokémon when it comes to making dinner. Not only are they calm and easy to breed, but each Bulbasaur consists of at least two food groups. Three, if you want to try to milk one. Imaginary scientists aren't sure whether to classify these as animals or plants, but a taste-test would surely sort out that mystery. Be careful, though—they're a poison type Pokémon, so just eat around the stuff that'll kill you.
Tastes like: Brussels sprouts and alligator.
The closest thing that Pokémon World has to a delicious king crab, the Kingler has a giant claw, that prevents it from moving very quickly, making them a pretty easy catch. Forget about the smaller, less-evolved Krabby and focus on steaming up a pile of these guys. Watch out for the claw, though, as it can "can pinch with the power of 10,000 horsepower." Anything that powerful has to taste good.
Tastes like: Crab.
Sad but true: Psyduck constantly has a headache. Intense psychic migraines often render this Pokémon immobile, making it another easy catch. Duck is a delicious meat when prepared properly, so a magical psychic duck could be nothing less than a delicacy. Side effects from eating Psyducks haven't been documented, but one should probably take precautions before eating anything that suffers from a chronic illness.
Tastes like: Poultry, but don't forget about the foie gras.
