this was a topic at the Buffy board on facebook (i know, how cool) so i thought i'd copy them and bring them there.
almost all of them are about Buffy, not Angel, because it's just a Buffy board, not both, but i thought it would be cool if we added things from both show.
off you go.
Footwear can be stylish and affordable.
Fire bad, tree pretty,
Lurking and standing about have totally different vibes.
The world should be safe for puppies and christmas.
Generally, when scary things get scared - not good.
A round robin frees you up for the world saving and all night keggers.
Ben is Glory, Glory is Ben.
Beer bad.
Not vampires; undead Americans.
Never kill a boy on the first date.
Don't always trust your intuition on which is the right book.
Syphilis is not always funny.
Not being a rat is an upside.
A bubble bath is not a sucky thing in this dimension.
Nothing can defeat the penis.
There is no problem that cannot be solved by chocolate... except barfing.
Stealing weapons from the army is a viable substitute for cable.
A man can be a conquistador and a comfortador at the same time.
If you find a piece of equipment called an Orgasminator, try the basic button-press approach.
They make Gileses in Oxford.
The name "Buffy" adds a touch of classic elegance.
A cranky slayer is a careless slayer.
People can rarely be traded for goods and/or services.
A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend.
The difference between a gathering, a shindig and a hootenanny is socially important.
There's nothing like getting your ass kicked to make your ass hurt.
Honest faces usually come attached to liars.
In all good plans, go beltless.
To be strong like an Amazon
Beer is foamy
What you're doing can usually be summed up in five words or less.
It's Toth, not toff.
Sometimes the Principal's office really is in a bidet of evil.
Killing pigs is wrong... and also hard.
Never leave a crossbow lying around when you have a small cat.
There are no ingredients in a twinkie that a human can pronounce.
Don't ever trust a woman who is buying rope.
Preachers are scary and dangerous.
Men without eyes are incredibly mobile and accurate with knives.
Love makes you do the wacky.
Never say "I wish" in front of someone you just met.
Beware of lunch ladies.
Check to see if a guy have a reflection BEFORE you kiss him.
If a friend is acting weirdly, check for hyena possession and/or body swapping.
All monkeys are French.
You can tell a blood-sucking fiend by the outfit.
Tell your friends if you have a rock bigger than theirs.
If there's a mask with glowy red eyes in the room don't put it on.
Be sure to have a non-fat yoghurt in the fridge to enjoy after slaying.
Rabbits don't need good eyesight.
The stake is not the power.
You can't drive through all 50 states even if you're very determined.
Don't speak latin in front of the books.
Don't mess with Dawn, she's a hairpuller.
Nothing says thank-you like dollars in the waistband.
You can save the world with your mouth.
If you're kinda gay as a vampire, you're kinda gay as a human.
Irish accents can come and go like magic.
Lots of people have sex with robots.
If you want to control people and win them over, learn how to incorporate drugs into your cooking.
Family isn't your blood kin it's your friends.
If it seems like a teacher is into you, run like crazy. Especially if you're a virgin.
Once you start dating demons, most everyone you are attracted to will turn out to be a demon as well.
A Slayer hunts vampires; Buffy is the Slayer; don't tell anyone.
Spelling out words with your arms is an intellectual thrill to some people.
Middle aged men are likely to drive something red, shiny and shaped like a penis.
Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into moron.
Fumigation causes hardier cockroaches.
Woolly-headed liberal thinking leads to being eaten.
It's the computer age. Nerds are in.
Smelling is one of the five sense.
Not everything is about kissing. Some stuff's about groping.
Comas can be fun.
The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.
Magic books are great places to find pictures of half naked women.
Priceless artifacts can be found on eBay.
If a cat gives birth to a snake, a family gets boiled in a lake or a boy is born with his eyes facing in the apocalypse is coming.
The crazy people speak the truth.
The real question isn't can you lead but can you follow.
Babe II: Pig In The City was underrated.
One perk of being a doctor is the flattering drawstring pants.
Butcher shops don't sell toothpaste.
Bathing can be either erotic and Penthouse-y, or sponge-bathy and geriatric.
Trolls are not balls of sunshine.
Men dig up the corpses and women have the babies.
It's a statistical impossibility for a 16 year old girl to unplug her phone.
Your nips will tell you how nippy it is.
A "long story" is not always that long.
To check if you're English, reel off your favourite swear words.
Cutting off his head or setting him on fire shows you care.
Tea is soothing, coffee is for when you want to be tense.
"Of Human Bondage" is not porn.
Being a vampire sucks.
If you make a bear, you can't always undo it.
Being a Psych major qualifies you to go "hmmm".
Creepy old people with tails will always stand in front of what you need.
Everyone dreams about the cheese man.
Mummy hands don't work if they've been stabbed.
If you want a girl to sleep with you, don't go with the Slug Candle.
Timothy Dalton should win an oscar and beat Sean Connery over the head with it.
Don't spend a good part of your allowance on a good cream rinse.
The black chick always gets it first.
It's okay to burn down a building if it's full of vampires or asbestos.
To make you a vampire they have to suck your blood, and then you have to suck their blood. It's a whole big sucking thing.
Cheerleading is a cult.
Angel is a girlie name.
Don't scan a book if you don't know what it's about.
Everyone gets Harry Potter references.
Being a school counselor doesn't require anything but a High School diploma.
You can get a B- in history just from being scared.
Part of the Slayer strength is punning.
Vampires we don't know burn quicker than ones we don't.
Sometimes you can quit a chosen destiny, sometimes you can't.
Neural inhibitors and muscle relaxants make a slayer a normal girl.
almost all of them are about Buffy, not Angel, because it's just a Buffy board, not both, but i thought it would be cool if we added things from both show.
off you go.
Footwear can be stylish and affordable.
Fire bad, tree pretty,
Lurking and standing about have totally different vibes.
The world should be safe for puppies and christmas.
Generally, when scary things get scared - not good.
A round robin frees you up for the world saving and all night keggers.
Ben is Glory, Glory is Ben.
Beer bad.
Not vampires; undead Americans.
Never kill a boy on the first date.
Don't always trust your intuition on which is the right book.
Syphilis is not always funny.
Not being a rat is an upside.
A bubble bath is not a sucky thing in this dimension.
Nothing can defeat the penis.
There is no problem that cannot be solved by chocolate... except barfing.
Stealing weapons from the army is a viable substitute for cable.
A man can be a conquistador and a comfortador at the same time.
If you find a piece of equipment called an Orgasminator, try the basic button-press approach.
They make Gileses in Oxford.
The name "Buffy" adds a touch of classic elegance.
A cranky slayer is a careless slayer.
People can rarely be traded for goods and/or services.
A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend.
The difference between a gathering, a shindig and a hootenanny is socially important.
There's nothing like getting your ass kicked to make your ass hurt.
Honest faces usually come attached to liars.
In all good plans, go beltless.
To be strong like an Amazon
Beer is foamy
What you're doing can usually be summed up in five words or less.
It's Toth, not toff.
Sometimes the Principal's office really is in a bidet of evil.
Killing pigs is wrong... and also hard.
Never leave a crossbow lying around when you have a small cat.
There are no ingredients in a twinkie that a human can pronounce.
Don't ever trust a woman who is buying rope.
Preachers are scary and dangerous.
Men without eyes are incredibly mobile and accurate with knives.
Love makes you do the wacky.
Never say "I wish" in front of someone you just met.
Beware of lunch ladies.
Check to see if a guy have a reflection BEFORE you kiss him.
If a friend is acting weirdly, check for hyena possession and/or body swapping.
All monkeys are French.
You can tell a blood-sucking fiend by the outfit.
Tell your friends if you have a rock bigger than theirs.
If there's a mask with glowy red eyes in the room don't put it on.
Be sure to have a non-fat yoghurt in the fridge to enjoy after slaying.
Rabbits don't need good eyesight.
The stake is not the power.
You can't drive through all 50 states even if you're very determined.
Don't speak latin in front of the books.
Don't mess with Dawn, she's a hairpuller.
Nothing says thank-you like dollars in the waistband.
You can save the world with your mouth.
If you're kinda gay as a vampire, you're kinda gay as a human.
Irish accents can come and go like magic.
Lots of people have sex with robots.
If you want to control people and win them over, learn how to incorporate drugs into your cooking.
Family isn't your blood kin it's your friends.
If it seems like a teacher is into you, run like crazy. Especially if you're a virgin.
Once you start dating demons, most everyone you are attracted to will turn out to be a demon as well.
A Slayer hunts vampires; Buffy is the Slayer; don't tell anyone.
Spelling out words with your arms is an intellectual thrill to some people.
Middle aged men are likely to drive something red, shiny and shaped like a penis.
Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into moron.
Fumigation causes hardier cockroaches.
Woolly-headed liberal thinking leads to being eaten.
It's the computer age. Nerds are in.
Smelling is one of the five sense.
Not everything is about kissing. Some stuff's about groping.
Comas can be fun.
The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.
Magic books are great places to find pictures of half naked women.
Priceless artifacts can be found on eBay.
If a cat gives birth to a snake, a family gets boiled in a lake or a boy is born with his eyes facing in the apocalypse is coming.
The crazy people speak the truth.
The real question isn't can you lead but can you follow.
Babe II: Pig In The City was underrated.
One perk of being a doctor is the flattering drawstring pants.
Butcher shops don't sell toothpaste.
Bathing can be either erotic and Penthouse-y, or sponge-bathy and geriatric.
Trolls are not balls of sunshine.
Men dig up the corpses and women have the babies.
It's a statistical impossibility for a 16 year old girl to unplug her phone.
Your nips will tell you how nippy it is.
A "long story" is not always that long.
To check if you're English, reel off your favourite swear words.
Cutting off his head or setting him on fire shows you care.
Tea is soothing, coffee is for when you want to be tense.
"Of Human Bondage" is not porn.
Being a vampire sucks.
If you make a bear, you can't always undo it.
Being a Psych major qualifies you to go "hmmm".
Creepy old people with tails will always stand in front of what you need.
Everyone dreams about the cheese man.
Mummy hands don't work if they've been stabbed.
If you want a girl to sleep with you, don't go with the Slug Candle.
Timothy Dalton should win an oscar and beat Sean Connery over the head with it.
Don't spend a good part of your allowance on a good cream rinse.
The black chick always gets it first.
It's okay to burn down a building if it's full of vampires or asbestos.
To make you a vampire they have to suck your blood, and then you have to suck their blood. It's a whole big sucking thing.
Cheerleading is a cult.
Angel is a girlie name.
Don't scan a book if you don't know what it's about.
Everyone gets Harry Potter references.
Being a school counselor doesn't require anything but a High School diploma.
You can get a B- in history just from being scared.
Part of the Slayer strength is punning.
Vampires we don't know burn quicker than ones we don't.
Sometimes you can quit a chosen destiny, sometimes you can't.
Neural inhibitors and muscle relaxants make a slayer a normal girl.
