Washburne
Protector of the key.
PLEASE READ FIRST!!!!!!
I must admit, I didn´t think I was in need of an adoption. I´d like to believe that I can take care of myself. But people has convinced me otherwise. But you must understand, this is not your ordinarie adoption. So please think both once and twice before you decide if you´re up for the challenge. This is not a confused little newbie you´re dealing with. Ok I might still be considered a newbie. But I´m not confused! Oh, you checked under "About me" in my profile and saw what it said confused under "My mood" now did you? Ok, but I´m not little! Erhm I guess that "small" is the word I´m looking for. And believe me, there´s nothing small about me!
Here you have a person that has showed some serious potential (just look at my freakin´sigs before I change them. And I´ve been refered to as fantabolous. Yeah, you heard me. F A N T A B O L O U S). So make sure you have the abilities to guide me into greatness. I´m not saying we need to get there, but it´s nice to have a goal.
I mostly know that I wanna say, it´s just that I have a problem expressing them. (I have my standards, ok?) So if you´re fluent in swedish and english and can act as a translator what would be absolutely great. I do however know what I like so do not, I repeat DO NOT apply for this job with the illusion that you can change my mind in any way. Trying might end in complete disaster.
Now to my problem, I´m old. In age maybe not so much, but my mind, oh my mind is old. I´ts so old it actually has a problem remembering my age. So if you think I sometimes act like a child, there´s your reason. And I forget things all the time, especially that I´ve said or heard. So I might repeat myself to death. It´s not like I´m the first member of the family to go senile.
Mostly I don´t know what I´m doing. I get confused then I read posts, I can miss the whole point of them and answer to something completely different. I´m lucky if I find the right thread at all, but that´s not always the case. Believe me then I say that I can get lost in my own shoes. Wouldn´t surprise me if I one day end up in a wrong dorm. Impossible you say? Nah, I´m known for making the impossible possible (mostly by accident), be it either good or bad. So as you see I´m in need of some serious help. Don´t believe me? Just ask Keanoite.
Just a little warning.
So, any takers?
Oh, and one last thing. Since I´m senile I don´t ask you for help, I won´t remember too. I probably don´t even gonna remember who you are. It´s your job to keep me on track. It´s not a vacation you know!
I do apologize if anyone take offence from this post. Senility is no laughing matter. I know from personal experience.
I must admit, I didn´t think I was in need of an adoption. I´d like to believe that I can take care of myself. But people has convinced me otherwise. But you must understand, this is not your ordinarie adoption. So please think both once and twice before you decide if you´re up for the challenge. This is not a confused little newbie you´re dealing with. Ok I might still be considered a newbie. But I´m not confused! Oh, you checked under "About me" in my profile and saw what it said confused under "My mood" now did you? Ok, but I´m not little! Erhm I guess that "small" is the word I´m looking for. And believe me, there´s nothing small about me!
Here you have a person that has showed some serious potential (just look at my freakin´sigs before I change them. And I´ve been refered to as fantabolous. Yeah, you heard me. F A N T A B O L O U S). So make sure you have the abilities to guide me into greatness. I´m not saying we need to get there, but it´s nice to have a goal.
I mostly know that I wanna say, it´s just that I have a problem expressing them. (I have my standards, ok?) So if you´re fluent in swedish and english and can act as a translator what would be absolutely great. I do however know what I like so do not, I repeat DO NOT apply for this job with the illusion that you can change my mind in any way. Trying might end in complete disaster.
Now to my problem, I´m old. In age maybe not so much, but my mind, oh my mind is old. I´ts so old it actually has a problem remembering my age. So if you think I sometimes act like a child, there´s your reason. And I forget things all the time, especially that I´ve said or heard. So I might repeat myself to death. It´s not like I´m the first member of the family to go senile.
Mostly I don´t know what I´m doing. I get confused then I read posts, I can miss the whole point of them and answer to something completely different. I´m lucky if I find the right thread at all, but that´s not always the case. Believe me then I say that I can get lost in my own shoes. Wouldn´t surprise me if I one day end up in a wrong dorm. Impossible you say? Nah, I´m known for making the impossible possible (mostly by accident), be it either good or bad. So as you see I´m in need of some serious help. Don´t believe me? Just ask Keanoite.
Just a little warning.
I might mention that since I forget things, going to the toilet is no exception. So it can get pretty messy. It can be cute with babies, adults not so much. Nothing I like talking about though. It´s our little secret. Ok?
So, any takers?
Oh, and one last thing. Since I´m senile I don´t ask you for help, I won´t remember too. I probably don´t even gonna remember who you are. It´s your job to keep me on track. It´s not a vacation you know!
I do apologize if anyone take offence from this post. Senility is no laughing matter. I know from personal experience.
