This or That

Not Fade Away. Not only because it's a very good finale but the alternative, Tomorrow, is perhaps the worst season finale on either show, what with Cordelia ascending into heaven all white and glowey. Embarrassing.


More deserving of the swift punch they never got: Andrew or Kennedy?
 
Warren. He's dangerous. Parker's just a nobhead that needs a swift kick in the nads. Anya could do that without her powers.

'That's all you want me to do? Well, that's no fun. Can I at least chop his manhood off with-okay...'


Next: D'hoffryn's job or Quentin Travers' job?
 
Quentin Travers' job. I could probably do it better than him.

(My opinion of his intelligence went down a lot when, in "Checkpoint", he spoke to Anya in the Magic Box and she did a worse job of passing herself as human than Anyanka did in "The Wish", despite, unlike Anyanka, actually being human - and he didn't notice.)

Next: Dress up for Halloween and go out somewhere with the Scoobies or stay in and watch movies with them?
 
Dress up for Halloween and go out with the Scoobies.




Would you rather be ruled over by Glorificus in her hell dimension or ruled over by Illyria during the Primordium Age?
 
Illyria. I imagine her to be less erratic. I feel like you'd have to be very careful about what you say to Glory.


Next: Who would you choose as godparents? Xander and Anya, or Gunn and Fred?
 
Probably Xander and Anya. And, in this case, mostly for Xander and his habit of not backing down or giving up (especially in 1-5) when someone he cares about is threatened. Kind of what you want in a godparent.

Next: Watch a kicking movie with Buffy or a film about witches with Willow? As both would comment on the inaccuracies.
 
A kicking move with Buffy, because kung-fu movies are actually riff-able by somebody as funny as Buffy is; it would be a hoot. I imagine Willow would just be grumpy and say 'you're getting the lore wrong!' in a pedantic way. 😛


Worse: The Thesulac paranoia demon from 'AYNOHYEB' or the hysteria demon from 'Gingerbread'?
 
NotASlayer
NotASlayer
That does sound accurate!
The Thesulac is worse. I'm not a witch or a Slayer, so the "Gingerbread" demon is less of a problem. Mind you, I do have books on magic, witchcraft and alchemy, so...

Where would you prefer to have to hide out in? Spike's crypt or Xander's basement?
 
Xander's basement. I can't depend on Spike to protect me should any hungry vampires come along, being as he can't even defend himself against a few 'leprosy-inflicted hellgod-worshipping hobbits'. 😝


Listening to Fred talk about supersymmetry or listening to Cordelia's tone-deaf singing?
 
NotASlayer
NotASlayer
You know, I could swear the second half of that changed... :)
Fred because at least I could try to learn something. Cordelia singing just makes me want to


Rewrite- Angelus sires Lilah in Calvary or Drusilla sires Kendra in Becoming
 
(lol. Yes it did)

Angelus siring Lilah. Cos I would love to see if her personality would be any different if she were a vampire. Plus I wouldn't want to immortalize Kendra's hideous fake accent.


Which was more interesting to see? Darla as a human, or Willow as a vampire?
 
NotASlayer
NotASlayer
Oh, there's definitely a "bored" answer that needs resisting with that one.
Probably Darla as a human. Because Vampire Willow was a bit bland (though more interesting in "Doppelgangland"). Even if she has an (in)famous line and is homicidally bland.

Which would you rather do? Work with Harmony (no staking!) or with Snyder (no Ripper-ing!) for a day?
 
Harmony. She's irritating and ditsy as anything but she isn't a 'tiny, impotent nazi' like Snyder.


A barman at The Bronze or at Caritas?
 
Caritas. As far as I can remember, Caritas has only been trashed twice, and once when it wasn't open, so you wouldn't have been working. The Bronze regularly gets attacked, mostly by vampires, but also a troll.

Road trip. You have to take one other person, and it's either Andrew or early Cordelia. Which would you take?
 
It has to be Andrew - I'm very easily pissed off and Cordelia would probably end up saying something snarky that will prompt me to toss her out of the moving car. Gagging Andrew would be less controversial.



Next: Spend a night in Cordelia's haunted apartment with that freaky old lady's ghost or spend a night stuck in Sunnydale High on the night of the Sadie Hawkins dance?
 
Cordelia's haunted apartment. I thought old lady ghost was rather milquetoast, I mean, all Cordelia did was shout at her and she was 'oh, my'. Pfft!


I'd rather live there: Faith swanky Mayor pad or Glory's evil boudoir/lair?
 
Probably Faith's. Neither is entirely to my taste (I actually prefer Anya's apartment out of those seen in series, even though I think we only saw it twice), but Glory's is a little too over the top. I'd rather have clean and bright than Glory's pad.

Where would you prefer to wake up? Sunnydale dump or Sunnydale sewers?

TheXandyman said:
It has to be Andrew - I'm very easily pissed off and Cordelia would probably end up saying something snarky that will prompt me to toss her out of the moving car. Gagging Andrew would be less controversial.
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Right answer, wrong reasoning. 🙂 "It was terrible, officer, Andrew just shouted 'I can't take it any more!' and threw himself out of the car whilst we were doing 60. Right in front of that lorry. What a mess." *sob*
 
Sunnydale sewers, too many body parts are thrown and found in a dumpster.Then the day old food eww.


Cavewoman Buffy or invisible Buffy
 
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