Today I Would've Made Joss Proud.

[The Ferg]

This is what I said while eating a turkey sandwich that wasn't cooperating:

"My sandwich is all fall-aparty"

Every looked at me like I was retarded, and I was like... Umm, it's an inside thing.

 

[Blondie Bear]

My food is problematic! 😀

That's awesome. I love when I say stuff like that without even thinking about it.

 

[LorneyTunes]

well someone in work asking me today what I was doing I said "out for a walk bitch"

 

[luckystar]

weve all been there im sure, i muttered out my spider sense is tingling while in a conversation with friends

 

[PurplePoof]

I figure if someone wouldn't notice the brilliance of that...they don't deserve to live. 😀

 

[Lindsey McDonald]

I was out christmas shopping in John Lewis last week (read: looking at the pretty expensive things) with a friend who's completely loaded, and he was going on about which of the pens he wanted. Of course, it was the most expensive one, so I came out with, "Yeah, it's not cause it's the most expensive, is it - it's cause it costs more!"

He didn't even think it weird. I don't know if that says more about his pop culture knowledge, or his wallet!