Top Fives #2

[Vengeance]

So the last one was top 5 Oz quips.. hmm..

1. That's great, Larry, you've really mastered the single entendre.
2. On the plus side, you killed the bench which was lookin' shifty.
3. Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.
4. We attack the Mayor with humus.
5. (in response to Devon) Well, it involves a feather boa and the theme to A Summer Place. I can't discuss it here.

top 5 Angel quotes

 

[StarSlayer]

Bringing this thread back to life 🙂

1.) You never know your strength till you're tested.
2.) If nothing we do matters, than all that matters is what we do.
3.) Nothing in the world is the way it ought to be. It’s harsh and cruel. But that’s why there’s us – champions. Doesn’t matter where we came from…what we’ve done, or suffered, or even if we make a difference.
4.) Man. Atonement's a bitch.
5.) Well, personally, I want to slay the dragon. Let's go to work.

Top 5 Wesley quotes

 

[VisionGirl]

1. Wesley Windham-Price, rogue demon hunter.

2. There's love. There's hope - for some. There's hope that you'll find something worthy. That your life will lead you to some joy. That after everything, you can still be surprised.

3. Stop being such a wanker and put it on [to Angel, about wearing the pink helmet 🙂]

4. Did you know these diapers are lined with a space-age material originally designed for NASA astronauts? Hmm, interesting. (Puts the pack of diapers down) Though now I'm picturing grown men in nappies and am rather disturbed.

5. There is a design, Angel -- hidden in the chaos as it may be. But it's there. And you have your place in it.

Top 5 Cordy quotes (fun!)

 

[xfivebyfive]

Going with Cordys funny ones 😛

1. I'm not a sniveling whiny little Cry-Buffy. I'm the nastiest girl in Sunnydale history. I take crap from no one.
2. You can always tell when he's happy. His scowl? Slightly less scowly.
3. I swear, one of these days, you're gonna wake up in a coma
4. You're most high if you think that's going to happen
5. God! What is your childhood trauma?!

Fave Faithy quotes 😀

 

[MinwaraYana]

1. "What's your childhood trauma!!?"
2. "I'm not a sniveling whiny little Cry-Buffy. I'm the nastiest girl in Sunnydale history. I take crap from no one."
3. "Xander? Oh my God, Xander. It's me, Cordelia. I know you can't answer me, but... God, this is all my fault. You joined the swim team to impress me, you were so courageous. And you looked really hot in those speedos. And I want you to know that I still care about you, no matter what you look like. And we can still date... or not. I can understand if you want to see other fish. I'll do everything I can to make your quality of life better. Whether that means little bath toys or whatever."
4. "I do what I wanna do, I wear what I wanna wear, and you know what? I'll date whoever the hell I wanna date! No matter how lame he is!"
5. "Tact is just not saying true stuff"

EDIT: Ah. /me failed. :O

Faithy quotes. /me likes. 😀

1. "No, you don't get it. I don't care." 🙁 It's just too powerful.
2. "You! Nothing! Disgusting! Murderous! Bitch!" Again, powerful.
3. "Are you the bad Slayer now? I'm the good Slayer now?"
4. "Miles to go. Little miss muffet counting down from 7-3-0."
5. "You can't stand it. You're all about control. You have no idea what it's like from the other side. When nothing's in control. Nothing makes sense. It's just pain and hate and nothing you do mean anything."

Top 5 Anya quotes(fun too). 😀

 

[VisionGirl]

Oh, soooo much to choose from:

1. Oh, that's very humorous. Make fun of the ex-demon. I can just hear you in private: 'I dislike that Anya. She's newly human and strangely literal.

2. I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a frickin' beer!

3. I like you. You're funny, and you're nicely shaped. And frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now.

4. Men are evil. Will you go with me?

5. Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness.

5 best Giles' quotes!

 

[Kerri with a K]

Oooh.... Giles has had so many great quotes...

1. The world is definitely doomed.
2. Unbelievable. "Look at my mask! Isn't it pretty? It raises the DEAD." Americans!
3. I think I liked it better when demons would just crash in here and tear the place apart. Just seemed so much simpler.
4. And so it begins. No longer a victim of crass holiday commercialization, I'm ... a purveyor of it.
5. Why do I have to have... (looks at Cordelia) Uh, good thinking. I-I-I could do with a research assistant.

5 best Angelus quotes

 

[VisionGirl]

1. Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping... ...waiting... And though unwanted... ...unbidden... it will stir...open its jaws, and howl. It speaks to us... guides us... Passion rules us all. And we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love... the clarity of hatred... and the ecstasy of grief. It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank... Without passion, we'd be truly dead.

2. Spike, my boy, you really don't get it! Do you? You tried to kill her, but you couldn't. Look at you. You're a wreck! She's stronger than any Slayer you've ever faced. Force won't get it done. You gotta work from the inside. To kill this girl... you have to love her.

3. Angelus: What do you know about it? I'm the one who was friggin' violated. You didn't have this thing in you.
Drusilla: What was it? A demon?
Angelus: Love!

4. Angelus: Here’s one for you. What’s the deal with Angel and the Raiders of the Lost Ark?
Wesley: The movie?
Angelus: The perfect fantasy he came up with. Caves, booby traps, the requisite phallic sword.

5. And now my boys’ in love. All hearts and flowers. But doesn’t it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it…the first woman you boned is the closet thing you’ve ever had to a mother. Doing your Mom…and trying to kill your Dad. There should be a play.

Top 5 Buffy quotes!

 

[buffie]

Going for Willow quotes then!

1. Willow: I just talked to Buffy, and yeah, I think she's feeling a little... insane. No, not-not bitchy crazy, more like homicidal maniac crazy. So I told her to come see you, 'kay?
2. Buffy: Willow, you're alive. Willow: Aren't I usually?
3. Buffy: Will, wait. I'm really sorry. Willow: Buff, I'm storming off. It doesn't really work if you come with me.
4. Willow: A human? Oh, yeah? Could a human do this? [screams in a high pitch]
5. Anya: I swear, I am just trying to find my necklace. Willow: Well, did you try looking inside the sofa...... in hell!?!

 

[racheltng]

Lacking a question, I'm going to restart things.

Top 5 Buffy kills?

 

[StarSlayer]

1.) Her first vampire slay
2.) The Master
3.) The Mayor
4.) Caleb
5.) Angel

Top 5 Xander jokes

 

[racheltng]

1. "Stop this crazy whirligig of fun. I'm dizzy."
2. "Guys, the suspense is killing Angel!"
3. "I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away."
4. "It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to."
5. "If anyone sees my spine lying about, just try not to step on it."

(Yeah, I have a thing for coward!Xander)

Top 5 kisses (any ship)

 

[MinwaraYana]

^ Great choices about Xander, lol.

Top 5 kisses.
1. Fuffy in Graduation.
2. Fuffy in Enemies.
3. You're Welcome Cangel.
4.

Spoiler

Spillyria in the comics.

5. Tillow in Entropy.

Top 5 adorable Dawn scenes.

 

[VisionGirl]

Dawn, Willow, Tara, and Xander acting out an isoceles triangle.
Dawn on the back of Spike's motorcycle.
Little punkin belly.
Her RJ cheerleader's chant!
Dawn kicking Buffy in the shin in Chosen for trying to get her out of Sunnydale.

Top 5 sexiest moments in the Buffyverse!

 

[MinwaraYana]

1. Fuffy in Enemies, when she tights her to the wall. (sw)
2. Fuffy dancing.
3. Spuffy in Smashed. And I'm not even a Spuffy.
4. Tillow on the bed in Seeing Red.
5. Briley in The I In Team.

Top 5 moments/scenes when you wanna punch someone.

 

[Thursday]

Hey, violence is never the answer. 😉

1. Xander in 'Dead Man's Party'
2. Willow in the first half of S6
3. Riley in 'Into the Woods'
4. Xander in general
5. Warren

5 saddest scenes...

 

[racheltng]

1. Most of A Hole in the World, but especially Fred and Wesley's last kiss.
2. Buffy finding Joyce.
3. Tara's death.
4. Cordy's last scene in You're Welcome.
5. Anya walking down the aisle alone.

Top 5 snarky Spike quotes.

 

[MinwaraYana]

1. Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch.
2. Angel and his Nancy boy hairgel. 😀
3. Cuppa tea. Cuppa tea.
4. When he comments about Glory's butt. 😀
5. When he tells Buffy in Touched he doesn't wanna be good this looking.

Top 5 saddest moments in The Body.

 

[VisionGirl]

1. Buffy saying "We're not supposed to move the body!"
2. Anya's speech
3. Dawn breaking down at school
4. Dawn seeing her mother's body at the morgue
5. Willow can't decide what to wear (whenever Willow cries, I cry!)

5 best Buffy Slaying puns

 

[racheltng]

1. “I thought I'd drop in. get it? Drop in? Boy, tough room.”
2. “You know very well, you eat this late, ... you're gonna get heartburn. Get it? Heartburn?”
3. “Didn't anyone warn you about playing with pointy sticks? It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.”
4. “Now we can do this the hard way or... well actually, there's just the hard way.”
5. “Does 'Rest In Peace' have no sanctity to you people?”

Top 5 heartwarming moments.