Top Xander moments or lines

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Since Xander comes off as the comedy for the show, I was wondering which moment or line got you smiling the most?

Mine would be...
His line of "vun, two, three. three victims..."
How about when he calls the blaster "the orgasmator"
Or maybe it's his belief that we can't stop the dark master...bator

I know there are many more that exist and I probably will be informed of them by you guys and girls.
 
Man I absolutely love Xander.
One of my favorite moments was when he's dreaming in Restless and Joyce is talking to him:
"...A man's always after..."
"Conquest?"
"I'm a conquistador."
"What about comfort?"
"I'm a comfortador, also."

When Xander's teaching Ampata the art of eating twinkies.

And, again in Restless when he's talking to Oz:
"Sometimes I think about two women doing a spell... and then i do a spell by myself."
 
I gotta say "Go Fish" when the Cordy and the girls are checking him out before they realise that it's him.

Cordelia: Oh! Oh, my! Now, that, girls, is my kind of...
Willow: Xander?
Cordelia: Xander?!
(Xander scrambles over to a pile of kickboards, grabs the one off the top and hides himself behind it :lmao🙂
Cordelia: What the hell are you doing here?
Xander: Shh! I'm undercover.
Buffy: Not under much.
Cordelia: Get out of here before someone sees you impersonating a member of the swim team!
Xander: I don't do impersonations. I tried out for the team last night. I made it.
Cordelia: Really?
Xander: Yeah. I figured I can keep an eye on Gage and the others when Buffy can't.
Willow: When you're nude? I-I meant to say 'changing'.

Not the best ep but that scene is hilarious.
 
One of my favorite moments is in The Pack.

At the Bronze, Xander sniffs Buffy's hair and says, "You took a bath." Then she says something like, "Yeah. I do that sometimes. I'm actually known for it." Xander kind of shrugs and says, "That's okay" like he's disappointed. It was hilarious. I mean, Xander's behavior while under the influence of the hyena is wrong and disturbing. I do not condone it. Not for a second. But... if it's gonna happen, I may as well enjoy watching it. 🙂

Really, I love bad Xander. I love good Xander, too. But Good Xander makes me feel cute warm and fuzzies. Like he's a puppy that I just wanna cuddle. Bad Xander is sort of hot. Not sort of. Really. Like, insanely. Nicky Brendon can *really* pull off the "hot" look. The lean, the eyebrow, the jaw twitch... it's not so much what a guy looks like physically as it is how he carries himself. Unfortunately, Xander only carries himself in that way when he's under the influence of a demon. lol. I mean, I thought that was great for the character, but I'd like to see NB use that sort of intense, charismatic physicality in another role. Most of my favorite Xander scenes are scenes in which NB draws on that rather than on that latent side of Xander rather than on Xander's more obvious goofy side.
 
Lyri
Lyri
oh, oh!! agrees! STRONGLY agrees! Nicky is definitely hott!!
any Xander moment or line is just awesome in my book, but my all time favorite Xander line is inn 'When She Was Bad' when the rock with the note comes through the window.

Buffy: 'Come to the Bronze before it opens, or we make her a meal.'

Xander: They're gonna cook her dinner?! (gets looks from everyone) I'll pretend I didn't say that.

:lmao:
 
Bad Xander is sort of hot. Not sort of. Really. Like, insanely. Nicky Brendon can *really* pull off the "hot" look. The lean, the eyebrow, the jaw twitch... it's not so much what a guy looks like physically as it is how he carries himself.
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Phew! cool down woman! do ya need a glass of water!?!

I have a ALOT of fav Xander moments...his first scene when he crashes into the railing,speedo Xander, pretty much all of Bewithched, Bothered and Bewildered as well as the Zeppo...I could go on & on & on
 
palabravampiress
palabravampiress
Lol. Apparently, I could use some cold water. I've been watching a lof of My So-Called-Life lately, which has sort of made me regress to my teenage hormone levels. :-)
The entire episode The Zeppo

His speech to Buffy in Into The Woods:

Xander: You gonna let him go?
Buffy: It's not my decision to make.
Xander: Of course it is.
Buffy: Well, it's not fair!
Xander: Who cares if it's fair? In about twenty minutes, Riley's gonna disappear, maybe forever, unless you do something to stop him.
Buffy: What am I supposed to do? Beg him to stay?
Xander: Why wouldn't you? To keep Riley here you—
Buffy: I don't even know who he is anymore! I mean, I thought he was... dependable.
Xander: Dependable? What is he, State Farm?
Buffy: You know what I mean.
Xander: Yeah. I think you mean convenient. I think you took it for granted that he was gonna show up when you wanted him to, and take off when you didn't.
Buffy: Look who's talking. Look who has Anya following him around like a lovesick puppy.
Xander: Oh boy, is this not about me.
Buffy: Is she more than a convenience? 'Cause that would kinda be a surprise!
Xander: (angry) If you don't wanna hear what I have to say, I'll shut up right now.
Buffy: Good, 'cause I don't.
Xander: I lied. See, what I think, you got burned with Angel, then Riley shows up.
Buffy: I know the story, Xander.
Xander: But you missed the point. You shut down, Buffy. And you've been treating Riley like the rebound guy. When he's the one that comes along once in a lifetime. He's never held back with you. He's risked everything. And you're about to let him fly because you don't like ultimatums? If he's not the guy, if what he needs from you just isn't there, let him go. Break his heart, and make it a clean break. But if you really think you can love this guy... I'm talking scary, messy, no-emotions-barred need... if you're ready for that... then think about what you're about to lose.
Buffy: Xander...
Xander: Run.

Plus when he's being nice to Anya in a few eps 😛
 
palabravampiress
palabravampiress
"Plus when he's being nice to Anya in a few eps." Hahahaha! I totally agree, GateGod. :-)
From "Normal Again"

XANDER: Okay, one more syllable about Anya and...(Demon jumps out) Hey!

SPIKE: Oh, balls! You didn't say he was a Glargabullgashmanick.

XANDER: Because I can't *say* Glarga... (cut off by demon attacking)

I just love the way he pulled that off. it makes me laugh every time.

And did spike say balls or bollocks? I got the quote off the buffy quote database (im sure you know the site, cuz i didnt know how to spell the demon's name!) and i really can't remember what he said! I thought it was bollocks...anyway....
 
When Xander and Spike fight. I just love the nicknames they use to each other, and Xander's nicknames to Spike are just so funny, like Willie-Wanna-Bite. LOL
 
Haha there are so many good Xander quotes. In every ep there's a few hilarious ones, and then every now and then there's a little speech or something that makes my eyes well up.
One, which I think became a bit underrated after his yellow crayon speech at the end of grave, was to when Willow was in hospital in season 2 and hadn't woken up yet, and he said;

Come on, Will. Look, you don't have a chioce here. You gotta wake up. I need you, Will. I mean, how am I gonna pass trig, you know? And who am I gonna call every night...and talk about everything we did all day? You're my best friend. You've always... I love you.

and some funny ones I wrote down when watching the first few seasons;
I'm just gonna go home, lie down, and listen to country music. The music of pain.

The only thing I can think is you're building a really little fence.

Well, not much goes on in a one-Starbucks town like Sunnydale.

"Something wierd is going on" isn't that our school motto?
 
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