Tillow4ever
♫ I'm Under Your Spell ♫
Okay, so my creative writing class at school had this assignment to make up a T'was the Night Before Christmas parody. I chose to do a Buffy spoof! I know it's a little late since it's supposed to be sort of Christmassy, but I haven't had time to type it up and get it on BB! It's not the whole story. I didn't parody the whole thing. Anyways, I hope you guys like it!
:wub: Jane
T'was the night before St. Vigeous
And all through the crypt
Not a creature was talking
Not a comment or a quip
The vampires were grumpy, all hungry and upset
While visions of killing the slayer danced in their heads
And the brown-nosing vampire with the anointed one on his back
Had just settled in from a young midnight snack
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
Spike sprang from the bed to see what was the matter
Away to the window he flew like a flash
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash
The slayer on top of the old rotting blight
Gave Spike the look of someone ready to fight
Just what Spike wanted, needed
He'd been waiting all night!
When what to his wondering eyes should appear
But a glimmering stake all sharpened like a spear
With a little jab through the chest all deadly and quick
Spike knew in a moment he'd be gone in a lick
He looked down at his chest, in his body it was there
A plastic stake in his heart, this slayer had flair!
:wub: Jane
T'was the night before St. Vigeous
And all through the crypt
Not a creature was talking
Not a comment or a quip
The vampires were grumpy, all hungry and upset
While visions of killing the slayer danced in their heads
And the brown-nosing vampire with the anointed one on his back
Had just settled in from a young midnight snack
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
Spike sprang from the bed to see what was the matter
Away to the window he flew like a flash
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash
The slayer on top of the old rotting blight
Gave Spike the look of someone ready to fight
Just what Spike wanted, needed
He'd been waiting all night!
When what to his wondering eyes should appear
But a glimmering stake all sharpened like a spear
With a little jab through the chest all deadly and quick
Spike knew in a moment he'd be gone in a lick
He looked down at his chest, in his body it was there
A plastic stake in his heart, this slayer had flair!
