Two Quotes

[Edmund Blackadder]

Hehehe, i heard these two quotes on TV today and think they are perfectly spot on.
The first is from a BBC3 show callled Ideal with Johnny Vegas.

Children are like farts, you cherish your own, but hate anyone elses

The second is from Coronation Street(UK soap) said by Jack Duckworth regarding men and having sex with a stunner then presented with a not so stunning woman.

A man can have the best steak life has to offer one night, then another he is offered a cheap sausage, but heres the thing, if he is hungry, he'll enjoy that sausage just as much as the steak.

Anyone got any quotes they like from any shows?

 

[zombie.apparatus]

lol, no sorry, not at the moment... but those quotes are funny!! 😀

 

[Schillaci]

Hehehe, i heard these two quotes on TV today and think they are perfectly spot on.
The first is from a BBC3 show callled Ideal with Johnny Vegas.


The second is from Coronation Street(UK soap) said by Jack Duckworth regarding men and having sex with a stunner then presented with a not so stunning woman.


Anyone got any quotes they like from any shows?

You watch Coronation Street??

I think I misjudged you.

Oh well.

 

[Wanabee-slayer]

There were some interesting things said on Thank God You're Here last night Matthew Newton trying to hit on that radio presenter (i forgot his name) in that army camp scene was among them. Also Fifi dressed up as someone from the Jane Austen period and Ned from neighbours being her suitor was hilarious. But I don't actuallt remember the quotes.