UK man obviously needs a life

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from the guardian

A man has completed a six-year challenge to park in every car parking space at his local Sainsbury’s. Gareth Wild, 39, from Bromley, south-east London, said he decided to take on the challenge after noticing his preference for certain spots. “For the last six years I’ve kept a spreadsheet listing every parking spot I’ve used at the local supermarket in a bid to park in them all,” he tweeted. “This week I completed my Magnum Opus!”
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(maybe the feller coulda added you know, shave, into his itinerary)

“It kind of feels like the old Panini sticker albums, but a really boring version of it,” the production director told the PA news agency. “There’s only so many parking spaces, why not try and get them all? “It’s a collector’s thing I suppose.” What followed was a thorough mapping of the 211 spots available to him on his weekly shop – with disability spaces and motorcycle bays excluded – dividing the spaces into categories A-F.

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Wild completed his challenge on 24 April by slotting his car into F20, which he described as “a pig to get in”. He added: “I don’t want to make out this was too big a deal, but there was a moment of elation.”
 
Yeah read it this morning, I can never remember where I've parked the car let along remembering if I've already parked in that spot before!
 
What a pointless thing to take on. But he probably won't have much competition for this 'challenge.' At least he was going to the store anyway, and not just driving his car there to do this.

And honestly, seeing as you're a chick, you probably park in more than one spot simultaneously.
Oho! I usually find it's men who do this, either because they have some gargantuan truck that doesn't fit the space, or because they don't want their fancy sports car to be touched.
 
I'm going to keep a spreadsheet of every time I park on Sainsbury's free car park (irrespective of whether I'm in the lines or not) then cross the road to go to Home Bargains where it cost 50p to park.
 
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Yep, that guy was crazy to do that, but hey what about the guys who reported on him parking his car, ALL the guys! tee hee
 
My guess is that he's neurodivergent, and this made perfect sense to him. Plus, man.
I hate "white van man" at my local Sainsburys. He invariably parks in between lines but his van protrudes front and back. Next time I see the van I'm gonna leave a note under his windscreen "Ignore what they've told you - size DOES matter". 😡
 
It's a bit weird, but if it took him six years and assuming he went to the store every week, then it took him a while, he wasn't super serious about completing the (pointless) task. But it probably made it a bit more fun to go out to the store, make a game out of it. I've done stuff like this before, make small challenges that maybe are pointless but are kinda fun. But spending 6 years is a bit ridiculous. If it was me, I'd complete this task ASAP.
 
I was fine with this until I saw the picture with his wank-y hand gestures...Jesus Christ the inexplicable sad cringey-ness of it all.
Oh, forget it, he's from Bromley. Riddle solved.
 
I...You...why?! Just why!? What has the world come to... seems like people are getting bored waiting for pubs to reopen
 
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