ULTIMATE Buffy

[Vilmundur1997]

EPISODE ONE

SCENE ONE

INT. Pshycology office Afternoon

CHARACTRERS: Buffy Summers & Psychologist

PSYCHOLOGIST: ''Huh, that's a rather interesting resume you got there''

BUFFY: '' (silent) ''

PSYCHOLOGIST: ''... Anyway, apparently, you were sent here because you set the school gym on fire. Mind telling me the reason why?''

BUFFY: ''You wouldn't believe me if i told you anyway...''

PSYCHOLOGIST: ''Please, Ms. Summers, you have to openly state what's going on in order for me to give you advice on the problem''

BUFFY: ''You really wanna know?''

PSYCHOLOGIST: ''That's my job.''

BUFFY: ''Okay then... (speaks in a fast tone) There were a group of vampires holding a breeding ceremony to appease their dark lord, and master Lothos so they could take over the world and use the human race as cattle!''

PSYCHOLOGIST: (Looks at her in a 'what?' fashion)

BUFFY: ''Told you!''

PSYCHOLOGIST: ''Okay, i think that our session is over now, we'll go talk about your quote-on-quote ''Vampire'' problem next week''

BUFFY: (walks out of room)

INT. Waiting Room - Continuous

CHARACTERS: Buffy Summers & Joyce Summers

JOYCE: ''So, how did it go?''

BUFFY: ''Same as always''