Valentine's Ryhmes

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Willow

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I'm an old romantic (NOT!) and found these lines absolutely hilarious (yes I am bitter and twisted, and am having words with the person who put hearts on the board.....)

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming.




My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.



Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so a re you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty, and so is your head.



I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.


> > Lov e may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
> > But I slept with you because I was pissed.
> >
> >
> > Of loving beauty you float with grace
> > If only you could hide your face.
> >
> > I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take the paper bag off of your face.
> >
> >
> > I love your smile, your face, and your eyes--
> > Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
> >
> >
> > My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
> > Marrying you screwed up my life.
> >
> >
> > My feelings for you no wor ds can tell,
> > Except for maybe "Go to hell!"
> >
> >
> > What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> > Two parts vodka, one part lime.
> >
 
Originally posted by Wicca Will
Nice rhymes! Did you make them up yourself?
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Heh I wish, no they were in an email someone sent to me; apparently it was a competition to come up with the most romantic first line, and least romantic second line. They're damn good though 😀
 
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