So I got an add on Myspace from this girl saying "jus a random add cus ur really fitt". Alright, no argument there. It's a bit weird though, because the only picture I have on my Myspace is an arty farty one of me walking away. My first thought is that it's some sort of phishing scheme where some tarted-up bird that's actually the programming wonder of a fat old man somewhere tries to swindle your password with sexual favours, but she's got too many friends and pictures for that. Then I thought, well, she's from Nuneaton, she's just an indiscriminate slagbag. It's alright though, this bird's probably just got extra sensory perception or something and has pre-empted my brilliance. I begrudgingly accept so that I can spy on her profile and try to figure out why on earth she has added me, since her sales pitch doesn't make me feel like we're very similar people. Her about me begins:
"Excuse my profile, its new, my pathetic ex thought it would be halarious to hack my old one.
..Its [name]; Princess; Minx; Slut,Slag you name it, because all the Pricks call me it.
.. Basically you either hate me or you love me; not my fault if your boyfriend prefures me"
Oh dear. I'm not quite sure what 'prefure' is, but I'll hazard a guess at 'wishes to slaughter'.
Her general interests are:
"Sex;Boys;Hoes;Sun;Makeup;Paint;Nailvarnish;Beach; Trampoline;Pools;Partys;Holidays;Perfume;MyBed;Min iSkirts;Belts;Tan;Extensions.....I could go on forever baybieee..x"
Frankly, I don't see how anyone could go on forever describing how they like avoiding anything productive and aggrandizing female stereotypes. Her 'books' section is also conveniently missing. I don't understand why I'm always getting added by people that don't know me and should know that I probably won't like them. Sorry love, but it just doesn't look like we're going to have much to talk about.