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Don't be cruel!!!

This quiz is for those that can appreciate a bit of dark humor and can TAKE A JOKE! Some of the results are a tad insulting but only in good humor. No foul language or explicit pictures...but don't let THAT stop you! It's still fun! 😛 Just don't take it to heart.

What Sadistic Random Act Of Cruelty Are You???
 
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Taking Candy From A Baby- You enjoy wielding power over the small and helpless. You fear challenge because you often fail. You lack any kind of class and really deserve to have every square inch of your butt kicked. Try having a little faith in yourself anything is possible. Even for a jerk like you.

I knew I needed a good ass-kicking! 🙂
 
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Pushing Grandma Down The Stairs- So what sealed poor granny's fate? Was it that constant nagging to wash behind your ears? Was it the annoying cheeck pinching every time you came to visit? Or maybe it was all that inheritance money...nah, you probably just wanted to see that comical expression on her face as she tumbled to the bottom. You are truely sadistic on a homicidal level. You should be locked up.

BWAHAHAHA! Now I'm gonna have to go watch Kiss of Death tonight! The true finesse lies in knowing just how fast to push the wheelchair before you flip the old lady out of it at the top of the stairs....

GZZZZZZZZZAAAP! :: a smoking pile of soot and a slight ozone smell appear to be all that is left of the Lazy Dolphin ::
 
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Hawk A Lugie At The Mall- To you the bald man on the malls lower level is just a happy invitation for your perverted target practice Your more than just slightly immoral...your disgusting to boot. You have absolutely no respect for those around you. You would probably take a crap on your mothers favorite china just to get a laugh from your sleezy mall rat friends. Even if Mr.T had a special camp for misfit fools There still would be no hope for you.

EWWWWW........I'm really not like that 😀
 
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The Point And Laugh- While your type is open to interpritation I believe your the worst of the lot! Sure, you act all good and moral but really you are just another oppirtunist taking full advantage at others expense. While the sadistic degernerates of the world are torturing the helpless and unsuspecting you are rooting on the sidelines laughing mercilessly at the victimized. At least the other sadist don't hide what they are. You should be ashamed.
 
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Pushing Grandma Down The Stairs- So what sealed poor granny's fate? Was it that constant nagging to wash behind your ears? Was it the annoying cheeck pinching every time you came to visit? Or maybe it was all that inheritance money...nah, you probably just wanted to see that comical expression on her face as she tumbled to the bottom. You are truely sadistic on a homicidal level. You should be locked up.

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No, no, no......I'm not like this...honest! A person would have to be wacko to do something like that! Why, I.......

::::turns around and looks behind him::::

Oh, excuse a minute folks.....something I forgot to do.......

::::Walks to the back of his apartment, where there is a large hole in the floor. He picks up the wooden bucket on the floor next to it, and lowers it down on a length of rope. Suddenly, a shrill, desperate little voice filters up from the bottom.........::::

"PLEASE MISTER! I WON'T TELL ANYONE, I PROMISE!! PLEASE, JUST LET ME GO!"

::::Calmly holding the rope, he replies coldly and evenly.....::::

"It puts the lotion in the basket."

::::Looks over....having just realized he never closed out RAYNE'S thread......:::::

OOPS....lol........yeah.....ummmm.......hi folks!......lol.....yeah.......

::::lets the rope drop from his hands::::

Uhhhh....HEY!....you guys want some coffee, or.....uhhhh...PIZZA! I got pizza! ..................no??........heh.........uhmm, I just gotta.....ya know........go out...and Uhmmmm......JOG! That's it.....jog......and uhhh....yeah........I should go right NOW and .....uhhhhh.......jog...........heh..................yeah..................

::::Turns and bolts out the door::::

😛 😛 😛 😛
 
Pushing Grandma Down The Stairs- So what sealed poor granny's fate? Was it that constant nagging to wash behind your ears? Was it the annoying cheeck pinching every time you came to visit? Or maybe it was all that inheritance money...nah, you probably just wanted to see that comical expression on her face as she tumbled to the bottom. You are truely sadistic on a homicidal level. You should be locked up.

All right!
 
LMFAO!!! Old Master...I should have known...lol!!!

Ya know, I really didn't think anybody would get the grandma one you people are Twisted! I knew there was a reason I love you guys! 😛

Thank you for taking the quiz my fellow sadists! You guys ROCK! 😉
 
LOL! I just heard that my daughter is shooting for pushing grandma down the stairs...

My grandmother just took her to see this huge light display around the corner where tons of people gather every night for a month...anyway, it was time to go and my grandma (who carries a cane due to a much needed hip replacment) tried to pull Piper away from the display and Piper fliped out and screamed "I don't wanna go! You can't have your cane!" and she grabbed grandmas cane and took off through the crowd...She just turned 3 and I must say that I am quite terrified...poor grandma had to hobble around after her for God knows how long...😛
 
The Point And Laugh- While your type is open to interpritation I believe your the worst of the lot! Sure, you act all good and moral but really you are just another oppirtunist taking full advantage at others expense. While the sadistic degernerates of the world are torturing the helpless and unsuspecting you are rooting on the sidelines laughing mercilessly at the victimized. At least the other sadist don't hide what they are. You should be ashamed.

I feel ashamed
 
The Point And Laugh- While your type is open to interpritation I believe your the worst of the lot! Sure, you act all good and moral but really you are just another oppirtunist taking full advantage at others expense. While the sadistic degernerates of the world are torturing the helpless and unsuspecting you are rooting on the sidelines laughing mercilessly at the victimized. At least the other sadist don't hide what they are. You should be ashamed.

And by the way-Old Master-I am truly worried 😛
 
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Hawk A Lugie At The Mall- To you the bald man on the malls lower level is just a happy invitation for your perverted target practice Your more than just slightly immoral...your disgusting to boot. You have absolutely no respect for those around you. You would probably take a crap on your mothers favorite china just to get a laugh from your sleezy mall rat friends. Even if Mr.T had a special camp for misfit fools There still would be no hope for you.
 
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Hawk A Lugie At The Mall- To you the bald man on the malls lower level is just a happy invitation for your perverted target practice Your more than just slightly immoral...your disgusting to boot. You have absolutely no respect for those around you. You would probably take a crap on your mothers favorite china just to get a laugh from your sleezy mall rat friends. Even if Mr.T had a special camp for misfit fools There still would be no hope for you.

Now I feel all bad inside ... Okay, I'm done. 😀
 
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Firecracker In A Frogs Butt- Well, aren't you the inhumane little sadist? You hold no reguard for the pain you cause any living thing as long as your Beavis and Butthead mentality is satisfied. "Frog go BOOM... heh, heh, heh...cool" You have traveled beyond immaturity right into complete and total immorality. Next thing ya know you'll be pushing poor grandma down the stairs. Seek help now.

Hey, I tried that once with my neighbor...
 
Pushing Grandma Down The Stairs- So what sealed poor granny's fate? Was it that constant nagging to wash behind your ears? Was it the annoying cheeck pinching every time you came to visit? Or maybe it was all that inheritance money...nah, you probably just wanted to see that comical expression on her face as she tumbled to the bottom. You are truely sadistic on a homicidal level. You should be locked up


So many dead grannies around here...is it a new trend ?
 
LOL! You would think...

Hey Lazydolphin, if you DO come visit us when you come down here remind me to keep you away from my poor grandma! She's just getting hip surgery in Jan. and she'll be making enough handicapd faces for your delight without being pushed you sick man you! 😛 LOL!
 
Hawk A Lugie At The Mall- To you the bald man on the malls lower level is just a happy invitation for your perverted target practice Your more than just slightly immoral...your disgusting to boot. You have absolutely no respect for those around you. You would probably take a crap on your mothers favorite china just to get a laugh from your sleezy mall rat friends. Even if Mr.T had a special camp for misfit fools There still would be no hope for you.

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