Chasity
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I'm taking this idea from the movie, Mystery Men...
Make up a super hero of any kind. What kind of talents and special skills would he/she have? What kind of weaknesses?
For starters I think there should be a Bathroom Blaster Super Hero. BATHROOM BADS BEGONE! He/she would have this totally white jumpsuit (which never gets dirty) on with a heavy duty and also white faux fur belt to hold various different type of germ killers. There would be sprayers type bottles and the pour kind as well as some aerosals! The Bathroom Blaster would wear those giant yellow latex gloves too!
This bathroom blaster would have on thick, huge and white eye goggles. ( I like they way that eye goggles look without any additional nose coverage-too cool ) The Bathroom Blaster would be impervious to the foul funk oders and the cleaners potent fumes, so no nose coverage is needed. He/she would have huge powerful arms with really thick greasy elbows for the times when there was extra "elbow grease" needed! 🙂
The bathroom blasters weakness is the eyes. Because of the powerful nose the blaster has, the eyes are very weak. The goggles must never come off during the bathroom blasting process. If they should be torn off for any reason, it could result in permanent and perhaps fatal injuries.
Whenever and wherever one should happen upon a disgusting, vile, germ infested and revolting bathroom they could call out for the Bathroom Blaster by shouting, "Bathroom Blaster makes these bathroom bads begone" or something along those lines! The Bathroom Blaster recognizes when someone has an urgent need of services!
After the Bathroom Blaster leaves, the once putrid area will be left sparking and clean and so fresh smelling that you wouldn't hesitate sitting your bare ass on the toilet and washing your hands in the sink all the while touching the faucet with your tongue! Yes!
Now its your turn, please share! 🙂
Make up a super hero of any kind. What kind of talents and special skills would he/she have? What kind of weaknesses?
For starters I think there should be a Bathroom Blaster Super Hero. BATHROOM BADS BEGONE! He/she would have this totally white jumpsuit (which never gets dirty) on with a heavy duty and also white faux fur belt to hold various different type of germ killers. There would be sprayers type bottles and the pour kind as well as some aerosals! The Bathroom Blaster would wear those giant yellow latex gloves too!
This bathroom blaster would have on thick, huge and white eye goggles. ( I like they way that eye goggles look without any additional nose coverage-too cool ) The Bathroom Blaster would be impervious to the foul funk oders and the cleaners potent fumes, so no nose coverage is needed. He/she would have huge powerful arms with really thick greasy elbows for the times when there was extra "elbow grease" needed! 🙂
The bathroom blasters weakness is the eyes. Because of the powerful nose the blaster has, the eyes are very weak. The goggles must never come off during the bathroom blasting process. If they should be torn off for any reason, it could result in permanent and perhaps fatal injuries.
Whenever and wherever one should happen upon a disgusting, vile, germ infested and revolting bathroom they could call out for the Bathroom Blaster by shouting, "Bathroom Blaster makes these bathroom bads begone" or something along those lines! The Bathroom Blaster recognizes when someone has an urgent need of services!
After the Bathroom Blaster leaves, the once putrid area will be left sparking and clean and so fresh smelling that you wouldn't hesitate sitting your bare ass on the toilet and washing your hands in the sink all the while touching the faucet with your tongue! Yes!
Now its your turn, please share! 🙂
