Weirdest Quotes

[Tome]

Sometimes characters in BtVS and AtS said things that sounded completely weird and random. Name one or two that made you go ''what the hell'.

Giles to Wesley: ''You have the maturity of a Blueberry scone.''

and

Ms. Barton to Willow: ''Willow, that's a tree. You're a tree. Are there any nachos in this place, little tree.''

 

[caritas08]

"Oh c'mon, everybody loves fetal pigs"

 

[Seeing Red]

That tree line had me laughing for over 15 mins. And I still crack up everytime I hear it. 😀

 

[VisionGirl]

Drusilla: The King of Cups expects a picnic. But this is not his birthday!
Darla: Good point.

 

[Goby]

He felt like sunshine. Druscilla in The Girl in Question

 

[VisionGirl]

[MENTION=10297]Spikefan31[/MENTION] agrees: lol. What ep is that from?

Fool For Love (in one of the flashback scenes)

 

[ticonderouga]

Those weird and random quotes are usually the funniest ones on the show but here are a couple my favorites

Willow: No! Don't warn the tadpoles
Giles: Don't warn the tadpoles?
Willow: I have frog fear

Spike: Help! I'm drowning in footwear.

Snyder: Wow you have great hair.

Buffy: OK, I'm cookie dough

Spike: I have to check their slips, their is something here without authorization.

Xander: Hey party in my eye socket and everyone's invited. Sometimes I just shouldn't say words

 

[Chosen Enemy]

Buffybot: "School is where you learn" (true true)

Buffybot: "If we want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know the only really real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone who?"

Willow: "We knock them deader".

There are a lot, but that's what it is for now. I do enjoy this thread though 😀

 

[Ms.Trick]

The quote that always puzzles me and me go "Huh?" is Andrew, fighting with a sword: "I've got swimmers ears". I still don't get it. So thanks to Andrew, I scratch my head everytime I watch Chosen.