Edmund Blackadder
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Heather Mills has been awarded £24.3 million in her divorce settlement from Paul McCartney. The judge ruled that Mills will receive a lump sum of £16.5 million and assets worth £7.8 million. The ex-Beatle will fund their daughter's school fees as well as paying an annual child support sum of £35,000.
Speaking outside London's High Court, Heather said she was happy with the settlement: "I'm so glad it's over. It was an incredible result in the end to secure mine and my daughter's future."
"Obviously the courts do not want a litigant in person to do well," she continued. "It's against everything that they ever wished, so when they write the judgment up, they're never going to make it in my favour."
"But all of you that have researched know that it was always going to be a figure between £20 and £30 million. Paul was offering a lot less than that, which you'll see in the judgment, and very much last minute to put me and Beatrice sadly through this. It's incredibly sad."
The 40-year-old took the opportunity to encourage others to litigate in person, as she did after sacking her law firm several months ago. "It's not easy" but it will "save you a fortune," Heather said, adding that she saved £600,000 by representing herself in court.
As the impromptu press conference drew to a close, Heather attacked Paul's legal team and revealed she is to continue her legal battle by challenging the publication of the ruling. The judge revealed that she had sought £125 million and been offered £15.8 million by Paul. "I'm not appealing against the judgment because it's not worth it," she said. "I'm appealing against the publication of it because it has so many details of me and my daughter in it."
Now normally I don't care about celebrity divorces, but this one I have read about every single day.
This vile disgrace of a human being is just everything that is wrong with humanity.
You may have worked out by now that I have no time for her.
She sees herself as some sort of heroine or something when all she is is a money grabbing whore.
Like Paul will let his daughter go without, you know. I recently read a great suggestion in a paper that the Judge should have done.
£40k a year to her to pay for nannies and what not(which is fair because he would be looking after HIS daughter 40% of the year which means he'd pay for her stuff then) and that Heather should get £5m for every Beatles song she wrote.
Uggggh I hate this woman.
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Hello Cutie
*millions of Karma sent your way* God I hate this woman too!! Yesterday I was at home when the decision was announced and had to listen to that awful 11minute speech, live!