OMG I cannot stop laughing. This doesn't make me happy so much as it just makes me laugh a lot...But..My brother called me three times today, left a message on my voicemail, "YOU BETTER CALL BACK! This is serious!" So I called him back...a few times. He never answered. Had no idea why. A few minutes later, my dad comes down here and informs me that my brother is frantically calling EVERYONE, warning them about what happened in Florida, and that the bath salt thing is really a huge coverup and that it's really a virus that makes you want to eat people's flesh and that everyone better be ready and stocked up for the zombie apocalypse.
Also, this is the REAL happiness: I bid on some Avengers cardboard cut outs from Walmart and I won! 😀