The Twilight Saga: New Moon - 4/10
Ugh, I haven't seen this movie since my bestie dragged me to see it at the cinema years ago, and now I remember why I've never revisited it. Overly long, wangsty teen drama, which normally I don't mind, but since I don't buy the supposed "great love" between Edward and Bella, I can't buy her "depression" when he leaves. Also, all the comparisons to Romeo & Juliet in the movie a) show a complete misunderstanding of the play itself and b) only adds to the stupid wangst of the film.
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse - 6/10
Much more enjoyable, I was surprised at how this movie had a heavy horror-vibe to it and I really enjoyed that aspect. Jacob and Edward are both complete twats in this film, though, and I was rooting for Bella to dump both of them and get with Alice instead. Also, RPatz is still the worst actor of the bunch, the scene where Edwards proposes to Bella was the least romantic proposal I've ever seen, Edward looks like he's literally about to throw up during it.