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Learned something new you didn't know before ?

Why not share , then we can all know !


I learned today that chapping on a ladies toilet to see if shes ok , as she was in there for easy 30 minutes . Yet that was not the best plan , it turned out to be a man , who flashed me in work ! Fun times !

Now share me your new knowledge of life and its wonders !
 
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Faiths Angel
lol! As long as he was good looking... :p
C
CotA
Flasher karma :P
LorneyTunes said:
Learned something new you didn't know before ?

Why not share , then we can all know !


I learned today that chapping on a ladies toilet to see if shes ok , as she was in there for easy 30 minutes . Yet that was not the best plan , it turned out to be a man , who flashed me in work ! Fun times !

Now share me your new knowledge of life and its wonders !
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I can explain... you see, I thought it was the gents toilets.... and then my clothes just fell off. Honest, it could happen to anyone...
 
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Edmund Blackadder
Boosh Karma back atcha!
I have learned that I love winter until around January. That's when it just starts to depress me. =/
 
Today, well not today, last night, I learnt that I HAVE NO WILL POWER. I'm such a loser. I started smoking again.. I just CAN'T get drunk without having a marlboro, it's IMPOSSIBLE.

I really want to quit though. Argh! HELP.
 
what I learned today??

Cops can be nice AND helpfull!!!
which is a total shock to me since I've never met a cop who was really nice! I was totally stunned!! and speachless! I mean its not that I did anything against the law, but usually the cop here where I live are always grumpy.
 
Well yesterday i learnt that my dad is a wonderfully sweet,caring man 😀 he got my mum some flowers and wine for there anniversary (30years) whihc is something they don't normally celebrate,it was very sweet.
 
I learned that i have great friend, more like brother. Mr Post man just delivered a present from my friend Darren. It's my birthday pretty soon, and i pretty much hate it, cos' my mum passed away a few days after my 20th birthday. So my birthday usually bums me out. Anyhooo, my prized memory is the last birthday card she gave me, which she signed off with "all my love".
Just opened a framed A3 print of "all my love", in her hand writing. Was wondering what Darren was scanning a few weeks ago, when he was at my place. Ha. I have a good friend.
 
I learned that I have no motivation at all. I have so much work to do for college, and I know that I need to do it but I just can't motivate myself.
 
I learned I got me a pair of brass tacks, baby. I took the doormat sign off my forehead today and told the owner (THE owner as he often thinks he is MY owner) that his company is Messed Up and he better change it.
 
I learned that moving boxes that have been there for a year makes the spiders very angry.
And fly spray makes your head spin.
 
I
InsaneMystic
eugh spiders!
I learned that a low fat Tesco egg and cress sandwich is NOT enough to fill you up.
 
I learned that people who claim to be so liberal and open minded, are not open minded at all. They are stuck in their own ways with no reason...just like they say others are.
 
I learned that you shouldn't eat vegetable pakora just before you go to sleep and not brush your teeth...
 
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