What if Spike had given Buffy this gift

[Chosen Enemy]

In "Blood Ties", when Dawn climbs out of her bedroom window in Buffy's birthday party, she runs into Spike (literally), who holds a box of (old? used? empty? eaten by an hungry vampire?) chocolates, which he planned to give Buffy as a birthday gift. It ended with Spike walking Dawn to the Magic Box. But how do you think Buffy would have reacted if he really had given it to her? I have many funny thoughts in my head as for how would their meeting go. I mean, her enemy, her hater (thinks he hated her at that point) gives her an empty chocolate box as a birthday present! How do you think it would go?

 

[Blondie Bear]

I think it's the same chocolates he used to practice apologizing to Buffy then beat the mannequin with, hence why they were all squished.

If he'd given them to her, she'd probably have rolled her eyes and walked off, then beat him up when he followed her. 😀

 

[brinkster130]

If had actually given then to her I think she would have rolled her eyes in disgust then insulted Spike....or maybe she would have threw them back at Spike and stomped away.

Either way, there isn't a chance she would have taken them from Spike.

 

[Carrrrgh]

In a perfect world Buffy would have accepted the gift and gave Spikey a kiss on the cheek 😀 and then smiled sweetly as she realizes holy crap he is attractive and sexy. Spike + Buffy forever FTW!!

And when I say a perfect world I mean my fantasy Spuffyverse, it's nice here in Spuffyverse.

 

[Wishing Oceans]

I can imagine her being a tad rude by grabbing the box (pretending to accept the gift), then throwing it on the ground and stomping on it. Then walking away. 😉

It's probably best that Spike didn't have a chance to give them to her!

 

[WakingNightmare]

I wondered about this for a while, then wrote a drabble on it 😀 It's very crap but I need to share, or this post won't be long enough 😱

"Oi, Slayer" Spike grumbled, slumping his hands in his pockets and shuffling his feet a bit, like a small boy admitting to doing something bad.

He pushed the batterd box of chocolates into her hands. "Happy birthday." He looked down at the ground as he said it, an expression of annoyance on his face.

Buffy narrowed her eyebrows at the box. "Is this chocolate, Spike? Are you giving me chocolate?"

His eyes were up in a second, flusterd and angry.

"Well, yhea! But fine if you wanna be bloody ungrateful you stupid bint, then fine go ahead, not like I care and you're a- a..." He gritted his teeth, trying to think of something cutting to say. "A bleeding moron is what you are! And I- I don't think-"

"Yhea, thanks Spike." She said, sarcasm dripping in her tone as she slammed the door shut.

Huh. How did Spike know she was a Cadbury's girl?

I imagine Canon!Buffy is worse 😛

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I wondered about this for a while, then wrote a drabble on it 😀 It's very crap but I need to share, or this post won't be long enough 😱

"Oi, Slayer" Spike grumbled, slumping his hands in his pockets and shuffling his feet a bit, like a small boy admitting to doing something bad.

He pushed the batterd box of chocolates into her hands. "Happy birthday." He looked down at the ground as he said it, an expression of annoyance on his face.

Buffy narrowed her eyebrows at the box. "Is this chocolate, Spike? Are you giving me chocolate?"

His eyes were up in a second, flusterd and angry.

"Well, yhea! But fine if you wanna be bloody ungrateful you stupid bint, then fine go ahead, not like I care and you're a- a..." He gritted his teeth, trying to think of something cutting to say. "A bleeding moron is what you are! And I- I don't think-"

"Yhea, thanks Spike." She said, sarcasm dripping in her tone as she slammed the door shut.

Huh. How did Spike know she was a Cadbury's girl?

I imagine Canon!Buffy is worse 😛

 

[Ultima]

I think it's the same chocolates he used to practice apologizing to Buffy then beat the mannequin with, hence why they were all squished.

If he'd given them to her, she'd probably have rolled her eyes and walked off, then beat him up when he followed her. 😀

You mean Spike would beat buffy up and chain her up again XD

 

[Willow My Love]

I wondered about this for a while, then wrote a drabble on it 😀 It's very crap but I need to share, or this post won't be long enough 😱

"Oi, Slayer" Spike grumbled, slumping his hands in his pockets and shuffling his feet a bit, like a small boy admitting to doing something bad.

He pushed the batterd box of chocolates into her hands. "Happy birthday." He looked down at the ground as he said it, an expression of annoyance on his face.

Buffy narrowed her eyebrows at the box. "Is this chocolate, Spike? Are you giving me chocolate?"

His eyes were up in a second, flusterd and angry.

"Well, yhea! But fine if you wanna be bloody ungrateful you stupid bint, then fine go ahead, not like I care and you're a- a..." He gritted his teeth, trying to think of something cutting to say. "A bleeding moron is what you are! And I- I don't think-"

"Yhea, thanks Spike." She said, sarcasm dripping in her tone as she slammed the door shut.

Huh. How did Spike know she was a Cadbury's girl?

I imagine Canon!Buffy is worse 😛

I love that. Only I kinda feel like Buffy would be more mean, and Xander would come to the door, and things would go from there.

 

[PrettyLilGirl]

i agree she would take them looking very ungrateful and a big ranty Spike speech would ensue until Xander came and said something very mean and closed the door in his face 🙁

 

[ILLYRIAN]

Hm, it has been said that partaking of vampires blood is part of the process to becoming a vampire. I wonder if that works the same with saliva?
The reason why the choccy box is a bit crumpled, was because:
A/ when he nicked the box of choocy's he rammed it under his coat.
B/ he accidentally sat on the box.
C/ he found out he'd missed an episode of Passions, while he was out nicking the choccy's. (see B).
D/ he tested the theory that vampires can fly. So he walked to the end of a tree branch, well he didn't fly exactly, I think the correct term is, 'to plummet'. But Spike was ok, he landed on a certain box of choccy's.
E/ being unsure if the choccy's were any good he tasted each one. Just to make sure they were good enough! However, as he was a sensitive intelligent kinda guy (yeah, I know, I may have slightly exaggerated that last bit). The notion was that after Buffy had swallowed one he'd kill her, then she'd be a vampire. But Spike being Spike, he opted for the 'lets go with the little girl to a magic shop' routine.