What is you best pick up line?

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What is you best pick up line?Write your best pick up line here.It must be a pick up line, that is suitable for both boys & girls.Here's mine:"Is that a mirror in you pants, 'cause I can see myself in it.
The users get to rate the pick up lines.The ratings are out of ten stars.Please rate my pick up line, out of ten stars.And also please add your own pick up line.
 
Dear Olga:

I gave the guy at Russianbrides.com 50 bucks, and he gave me this email address...
 
Faith
Faith
Too funny! Would make more sense if the post was there
There are no good chat up lines, they're all bad bad bad.

My brother's are (and I know because he tries to chat up all my friends)

"Got the time?" (yes, he tries with that)
"Wow I've never seen two people with the same eye colour sat next to each other." (For two people)

Yes hes odd. Someone at work said the other day that his favourite was, well lets say it involved legs and a shop analogy. Then some of the girls were trying to teach him respect to the women. At the end of it he said he'll say something thats a polite way of being rude.

Faith wont let me post the proper words. :bluewink:
 
Well I thought the Russian bride thing was funny anyway...if you're doing the ever popular online deal...

I once had this list of psycho pickup lines...I only remember a few but I've used a few before for kicks...

You're crawlspace or mine?
Can I buy you a spatula?
Can I lick your forehead?
You've stollen my heart! But that's ok...I have three more back home in the fridge.

I use the forehead a lot...

I can't tell a lot of them here...I know two that my friend told me in highschool...

"Baby, I wish you and I were cousins in Alabama!"

Nice shoes wanna :censored:

See, these things are like jokes...I hear 'em all the time but I only remember the stupid ones...
 
Jenny
Jenny
OMG that Alabama one is hilarious!
LMao Rayne!

One of my fav's is..even though ive never used it:
'Baby are your feet hurting cause you've been running through my mind all daaay'
loll..ok I stole it off Fresh Prince of Bel Air..but I think it's quite amusing..i dun really use chat-up lines..
 
Faldor said:
god, you know your desperate and out of luck when your recycling lines from Will Smith!
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and if you would of read my post right you would of seen that I put 'ive never used it'
 
My uncle and I sit around at christmas and drink lots of wine whilst thinking up cheesy pick-up lines. He's got some funny ones.... here are some off the top of my head.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
"I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room."
"Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?"
"You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."
"Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me."
"Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!"
"I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!"

There are a whole lot more but some of them are censored... unfortunately they are the funniest ones. 🙁
 
elmo said:
My uncle and I sit around at christmas and drink lots of wine whilst thinking up cheesy pick-up lines. He's got some funny ones.... here are some off the top of my head.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
"I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room."
"Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?"
"You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."
"Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me."
"Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!"
"I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!"

There are a whole lot more but some of them are censored... unfortunately they are the funniest ones. 🙁
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Cool, here in my country are the same 😛 well just in spanish, here the pickup lines are soooo vulgar and rude...
And I don't know any "decent" pickup line.
 
LOL! Gotta love the classics!

Elmo, I just LOVE the second and fifth ones! LMAO! COLD! 😛

There's always "Hi. You'll do."

"Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down."

"Why don't you come over here and sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."

"Hey, I'm looking for treasure...can I look around your chest?"

"You see my friend over there?" [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] "He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."

Eh...it's hard when ya can't post the REALLY good ones...lol.
 
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