I can't choose!!!
Buffy: "Andrew is our hostage.. he was evil, and people got killed, and now he...bakes. It's a thing."
Spike- "You listen to me. (kneels in front of her) I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. (looks into her eyes) A 100+ years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you. (Buffy looks away; he reaches toward her face) Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. (a tear rolls down Buffy's cheek) I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy."
Oz (V.O.)- "I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me and she becomes me. I cease to exist. "
Oz- "Hmm..."
Xander (V.O.)- "What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex! Help! 4 times 5 is thirty. 5 times 6 is 32. Naked girls. Naked Women! Naked Buffy! Oh stop me!"
Buffy- "God Xander! Is that all you think about?"
Willow:"There's a simple answer to this. Just think about who loves him the most. Clearly I do, since I'm willing to look past the whole orientation thing. "
Dawn: "I need him."
Anya: "Well, you're gonna have to do better than that"”I'd kill for him."
Willow: (scoffs) "You'd kill for a chocolate bar."
Buffy: "No. Yes! Kill for him. I'm the slayer. Slayer means kill. Oh, I'll kill the principal." Anya: "Ooh, that is hard to top."
Willow: "Yeah, well I have skills. I can prove my love with magic."
Anya: "Yeah, right. What're you gonna do"”use magic to make him into a girl?" (Willow's eyes widen) "Damn."
Oz :"It was intense."
Xander: "Yeah, for a minute there I thought you're gonna make an expression."
Oz :"Well, I felt one coming on. I won't lie."
Buffy: "Look, I realize that every Slayer comes with an expiration mark on the package. But, I want mine to be a long time from now. Like a Cheeto. "
Buffy: "You guys are going to have a prom. The kind of prom that everyone should have. I'm going to give you all a nice, fun, normal evening if I have to kill every single person on the face of the earth to do it."
Xander: "Yay?"
Willow: "Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagey
slutbomb walking around going, 'Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked cool, I'm five
by five'. "
Tara: "Five by five? Five what by five what?"
Willow: "See, that's the thing. No one knows."
Anya: "We're just kinda thrown by the, you having sex with Spike. "
Buffy: "The who whatting how with huh? "
Anya: "Okay, that's denial. That comes before anger. "
Buffy: "I am not having sex with Spike! "
Anya: "Anger. "
Xander: "No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong and
mysterious and sort of compact but well-muscled... "
Buffy: 'I am not having sex with Spike, but I'm starting to think you are."
Dawn: "Um, guys, hello, puberty? Sort of figured out the whole no-Santa
thing. "
Anya: "That's a myth."
Dawn: "Yeah."
Anya: "No, I mean, it's a myth that it's a myth. There is a Santa Claus."
Xander: "The advantage of having a thousand-year-old girlfriend. Inside scoop."
Tara: "There's a Santa Claus?"
Anya: "Mm-hmm. Been around since, like, the 1500s. But he wasn't always
called Santa. But with, you know, Christmas night, flying reindeer, coming
down the chimney, all true."
Dawn: "All true?"
Anya: "Well, he doesn't traditionally bring presents so much as, you know,
disemboweled children. But otherwise..."
Willow: "The reindeer part was nice."
Faith:" Tell me that if you don't get in a good slay you don't start itching for some vamp to show up so you can give him a good uuuuh."
Buffy: "Again with the grunting. You realize I'm not comfortable with this. "
Buffy: It's a rock cliff.
Xander: Well, give him a break, Buffy. Maybe it's a vicious skin-eating rock cliff.
Spike (giving Xander a contemptuous look): There's a cave in it. Look. (Looks to Buffy and Dawn.) I'm insane. What's his excuse?
Dawn: You sleep, right? You "” vampires "” you sleep?
Spike: Yeah. What's your point nibblet?
Dawn: Well, I can't take you in a fight or anything, even with the chip in your head. But you do sleep. If you hurt my sister at all, touch her... you're gonna wake up on fire.
I TOLD YOU!!!!!!
I think, maybe, the 2nd and the last quotes are my top fav. But i couldnt choose! I'm a wreck under pressure!