What Type of Vengeance Demon

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OK, Anya became a Vengeance Demon because she was Scorned by her lover, thus she went about exacting revenge on cheats.
Halfrek had some 'Daddy Issues' according to Anya in 'Older and Far Away' so we can assume this led to her need to get 'vengeance' for young people who are hard done by.
So my question is, what type of Vengeance Demon would you be?

I think i would seek revenge on anyone wronged by a Frenchman.
I have just spent 5 days in this France, and its been heck on a plate.
The people have been rude, the food has made me ill and we have BO in the UK but maaaan some of the men here have made British BO smell like Pot Pourri.

Now, I understand that most of the French will be nicer then this, and this is just a small town, so please French Friends don't be offended🙂

OK, so what Vengeance Demon would you be?
 
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Mulder22
Karma for cracking me up
I would be vengeance against evil computers!

Hehe, mine's always acting up, and I doubt there's many people who have not cursed and sworn at their computer at one time or another, it'd be cool to be able to actually grant wishes for vengeance by those many scorned by their p of c's. Ooooh! Like maybe their computer stuck on its screen saver for all eternity! Or always searching for an unknown file that it'll never find! I imagine it'd be quite popular! 🙂
 
I think that my vengance crusade would be people who hurt children focused...stupid bastards.
 
Hahaha!!!! DDM that is hilarious. I feel your French troubles. I have never been there, but I can totally see that. (Any French people please don't take offense). Anyways, I would probably take revenge on Barry Bonds. Man I hate that guy.
 
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Edmund Blackadder
ahhh, you indeed receive Karma too, though i do not know Barry Bonds i feel thepain you hold;)
I'd exact vengeance on stupid ass bosses at work!!! MAN I COULD HAVE FUN THERE!!!
 
I'd do vengence against hypocrites and psycho's. The things I could do to certain people ::evil::
 
I would exact vengeance on idiots.

Especially idiots that stop in front of me and block my path when I'm about to cross a road. It's a one way street, traffic isn't coming from the direction which you are looking, YOU MORON.
 
I would eviscerate spammers.

Dear god! Why?

I'd do vengence against hypocrites and psycho's.

Holy crap, I'm feeling unloved.

I think i would seek revenge on anyone wronged by a Frenchman.
I have just spent 5 days in this France, and its been heck on a plate.
The people have been rude, the food has made me ill and we have BO in the UK but maaaan some of the men here have made British BO smell like Pot Pourri.

Jesus, a hat trick. Is it pick in me day?? Oh, wait, I'm not French. (lucky me)


Carry on!
 
I would exact vengeance on bad roomates!

A couple of years ago I suffered through the roomates from hell. I won't go into what they did (much), except that I wonder how I made it through that period without going crazy. They ate my food (I had to keep food in my car if I wanted to eat), didn't pay the rent (bastards stole hundreds of dollars from me), threatened to beat me up (they were GUYS and I'm a GIRL. So chivalrous!), invited one of my exes to move in, and broke the toilet seat...among other things. Hence, I would take revenge on all bad roomates! I've already thought up some of the punnishments, too....*rubs hands together while grinning wickedly*
 
I think that I would bring vengeance down upon people who persecute others just for being different. Being an atheist in a Catholic School in 7th and 8th grade= not fun
(Note: No, I'm not some 13 year old running around the boards. 8th grade was a good while ago.)
 
Ok im sixteen and a high school student so i would want to be a vengeance demon that takes vengeance on stupids teachers who fail you or heck why not make it the ones that give you anything under a passing grade, what can i say my parents are strict on grades
 
I was gonna say something similar. Teachers fail you because you fail. Simple as that.

Its not that i dont study i do , i get pretty decent grades, its just i meant more the ones that give a lower grade you with out a reason, like if they dont like you,
 
I would be a vengeance demon punishing those who abuse animals for their own amusement and profit. My first act of vengeance would be to put Michael Vick in a ring with one of his partners and let fifty or so pit bulldogs bet on which one would tear the other apart (the difficult thing would be explaining the concepts of vengeance and betrayal to a being who devotes its every moment to making its master happy.
 
Its not that i dont study i do , i get pretty decent grades, its just i meant more the ones that give a lower grade you with out a reason, like if they dont like you,

So report them then if you dont think they have a reason.
 
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