Well, I for one would {EDITED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT}.
Then I'd {EDITED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT} to AZ and I'd take {EDITED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT} and bend her over {EDITED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT} and after I got my breath back I'd {EDITED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT} a couple of times.
Also, everyone who ever pissed me off would find themselves with their pants missing at the least convenient moment possible. Oh, and I'd sneek into the war room of the Pentagon, just so I could see the Big Board!