What's the stupidest thing you've ever done drunk?

I think I have heard that story....Part of it anyway. But, yay! the full story, luv ya banner, Isn't that Amy Lee? Didn't you say she was a bitca?
 
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Mesektet Ra
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever done drunk?

way too many to mention - when i was younger i used to get drunk all the time and my stupidity always involved hooking up with the wrong person!! or sliding down a bar!!
 
I have never ever done anything remotely stupid whilst drunk. That's not to say I haven't been drunk. I'm just too sensible. Pimms at weddings is, I have discovered, fairly lethal, as is mulled wine and champagne on an empty stomach at your own 4pm wedding when you have been sewing the fur collar on your coat since 2 am. Even then, all I managed to do was lose my beaded bag outside of the hotel (it was given back to me later) and slice the leather off my spike heeled boots on a grating. Nothing extreme.

I have however done a lot of stupid things, including doing a Scrappy Doo 'let me at 'em' at a police helicopter whilst singing 'come and have a go if you think yer 'ard enough' at Glastonbury. Drink was not involved. But I was influenced by something nonetheless!
 
Me and two friends were playing 'I Have Never' one night.

So anyway 6 hours and 4 crates of beer later, we decide we want to cook pizza. So we go turn the gas on for the oven and then decide we want our beer. We never lit the oven, and ended up back in the front room drinking.

Fast forward about 20 minutes and my friend is about to light up a cigarette, but we heae our friends mother come down the stairs so he stops. The smell of gas woke her up.

We got lucky.
 
I think I mentioned this last night on the irc but as the full story goes, I was in New Zealand on hooray for no more uni trip, there was a toga party, kareoke and a really sleazy kiwi trying to hook up with one of us contiki girls (not any one of us in particular).

On the karoke part, we had this hapless young lad called Dave who was a tiny bit unpopular, singing a lot of kareoke...somewhere in my head, I thought "Dave and I are having a kareoke competition!", so guess who sang probably as many (or perhaps more) songs than what Dave did. And tried to flirt with this Tom guy using kareoke (think Bring it on, style...except with kareoke), who actually turned out to be the breakfast cook at our lodge in the morning who did tell me I had a lovely singing voice. *snerk*

But the other part was we had another Cass on the tour, who I was sharing a room with and who did end up in the sleazy kiwi's clutches, who I found canoodling after my own little wander up the street of this tiny little New Zealand town, in my little Toga (after dispatching of um...not Tom, but someone who ended a bit disappointed because the cold air outside sobered me up enough to say "no, I'm going back to my hotel now"). I tried to be all mothery and get Cass to come back to the room with me rather than stay with Mr Sleaze. However he thought I had meant something different....so I bit him. Right where his jugular ought to be. Just like a vampire...

Alas, Cass thought I was too drunk and sent me on my way. Considering she was crazy enough to give him her email address and told me about the shannanigans he tried to pull after, I'll bet she regrets that!
 
Corntown checking in.. reports of drunken sodomizing farm animals is untrue. We deny that ever happened. Baaaah! too many stereotypes.. though cow tipping is fun and provides for excellent upperbody workout but I never once touched the lamb.
 
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Mesektet Ra said:
Oh, my dumbest drunk moment...everyone in the IRC's prolly already heard about this, but for those who haven't had the pleasure, let me explain...

My friend Josh and I went out to the club one Saturday night in Chicago. We got tanked, met a really nice non-creeper guy and ended up crashing at his place [which I find a bit embarrassing on it's own - wtf self, I don't even know this guy and just because he let us watch Serenity doesn't mean he's sane!]. Josh woke up at about eight, dude was already passed out, I had stayed awake and was still completely thrashed by the time we left.

I get home, my mother and my sister are already awake and ready to rumble. My mom guilt trips me into to going to the zoo with her and a bunch of her friends, and my sister comes with. At the zoo, I have a large beer the size of my arm and my mother, in all her genius, mixes a bunch of vodka and orange soda things to carry around and drink on the low-low.

Suffice to say, I was decently drunk by the time we left the zoo, and we decided to go to a bar after that. I can't remember how many beers I had...eight, twelve. I remember my mom wanted to talk to this guy and I went up and got him for her, and then...well, it all goes black.

I apparently started punching my sister in the arm a lot, so much so that I knocked over my glass of beer and broke it all over the floor. They gave me ANOTHER ONE [WITH A STRAW!]. I was cursing at my mom, "MOM! STOP TALKING ABOUT F-CKING POLITICS!" and the like. I went out to smoke with my sister and some lady who was much, much more drunk than I was was calling me 'Blackie' and screaming at me for a cigarette. Caitlin told her off and I gave her the death stare and went back inside.

At some point I passed out on the floor. The people working there didn't know what to do because they thought I WASN'T BREATHING, so they were gonna call an ambulance. Caitlin, knowing all too well now drunk I can get, starts cursing them out and pushes them out of the way and starts screaming in face. I guess I popped my eyes open and went, "CAITLIN! YAY CAITLIN!"

The waiter had to drag me forceably out to the car and drop my drunk ass in the back seat of the car. On the way home, I was screaming about how I WANTED MY REAL MOMMY, who was driving the car. And once I realized she was my real mother, I kept trying to hug her over the backseat. I also tried to crawl into the backseat more than once, where Caitlin had to hold my ankle as to keep me from opening the back latch in the trunk.

I got home, almost fell asleep in a pile of leaves at the end of my driveway, walked inside picking leaves out of my hair and sobbing to my mother going, "I DIDN'T MEAN TO! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!" Which seems to be my catchphrase when I get drunk and do something stupid. I fell over a lot. Almost passed out in on the couch in our garage. I remember sobbing about Danny, going, "HE DOESN'T KNOW ME! HE DOESN'T REMEMBER MY NAME!" I fell over in the bathroom and cut my back all to hell and back on the heater. My brother had to haul me over his shoulder and forceably throw me into bed, where I didn't stay worth a shit. Bolted back up and ran around the house sobbing and screaming for another two hours before, somehow, I went to bed.

I woke up and I had kicked all the sheets off my bed and I could already feel my hangover glaring at me. It was not fun, but in retrospect, it was quite funny. 😀
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Oh this did make me laugh....quite a lot!
 
No matter how funny these stories are, and they are really funny, I'm still glad that the craziest thing I've ever done is to fall asleep on a chair somewhere.
It just seems so much safer that way 🙂

/SK
 
Oh, and I've woken up in a shopping cart with a empty bottle of Jack.

Most recently I got up on a table and started River dancing and fell off and my back went through a wooden chair.
 
Oh there is quite a list of that actually:

On place No. 5.
Throwing up in a taxi... To my defence I drunk Wodka, Uzo, beer and some other stuff on a completly empty stomach. I was under the false impression, that birthday parties would mean that there would be food involved...

On place No. 4.
Mh, yeah in Dublin, being basically drunk and then deciding, for being able to score more alcohol I have to make some bets, so I bet with a guy, that if I go up on to that stage in dance with this random girl I'll get a pint of cider. Well I did it and got my pint. However, I got caught on gazillion pictures, because we were in this club with my class there too. Oh, I should have asked for the number of that girl, to say sorry. I really must have frightened her, when she turned round and I was there in this cage together with her... mh, coming to think of it. OMFG xD

On place No. 3:
Being quite healthily drunk and being bored and then doing something on a foot path. Oi.

On place No. 2:
Having previously gotten drunk on Rum and having thrown up, I decided a couple of weeks later, as there was still some rum left, I shouldn't let the alcohol go to waste, so I decided to take the bottle with me to this pasrty, even though it made me shudder, just looking at it. And as the party went on, nobody emptied the bottle, so after being good on my way to Fairyland, I decided, oh what the hell... Two funny looking ponds bare 'false' whitness to the case...

Place No. 1:
Last day at school. Everybody brought liquor, beer or whatever to school. Unfortunately I had forgotten to east anything that morning, which was kinda crucial. So well I got drunk on 40% coke and 60% rum mixture within a few hours. We all had water guns and so on, but we weren't allowed to take them to the city center, because shops and stuff complained, so we had to keep them away. But I was so drunk, so I decied I should hand my gun over to the Code-Enforcement (kind of police) who was watching it (Funnily, my mother works in the same office buidling as the code-enforcement guys so a couple of days later, they handed the water gun over to my mum, as I told her, that I gave my gun to friends...).
Oh yes, I promised a friend I would buy her this strawberry champagne, but couldn't find it the previous day, so I went shopping, with probably 3 per mills in my blood. A friends who was trying to superwise me (he was obviously a watcher or a Xander 😉 ) followed me around. Oddly we went to the bank and I tried to work out my pin code for my bank account. I had forgotten it all winter long, but that day I remembered it and never forgot it since. The only thing I can remember really from that day 😀 So well, I withdrew some money from my account and then went shopping and bought some more alcohol. So back with the rest of the gang I decided I should drink some more and then I started dancing. Mh, now this is really one of the most stupidest things I've done in my life. I mean, who cares if you go nuts in a discotheque, because it's dark, but that day, it was quite sunny and well all the guys had their mobile phones ready and filmed it. It ended up on you tube and well I could see the event for myself. Not too nice. Urgh. But well, I've gotten over it.

Anyway so at some stage, my friends decided at last, that I had enough and tried to carry me to a car and drive me home. Again I was so clever and decided, I can walk, or for a better word, run. After 2 meters I fell over, on my knee just in front of the main police head quarters ^^ (My knee was blue and hurting for three months, until it got better and then that week I fell on it again, due to slipping on something brownish in Mallorca, while looking for a drunk and rogue friend 😀 )So eventually I got to the car and was driven home and then went to bed, kind of.

When I got home, my friends said to my brother, who was allready home that I was drunk and his reaction to it was "again?!". Yeah, well at home I was a nuisance to my brother and everything. Quite funny actually. Unfortunately I wasn't sobered out quickly enough, because we all had planned to got to a party in the evening, but I was in no state of doing anything. Well at least, I was the first guy of my class to be awake the next morning and having no hangover what so ever. just took me 16 hours of sleep and that's it. Felt perfect, except for that bad feeling about that I couldn't remember everything about the previous day. Youtube and friends filled in my blanks 😉

So guys, alcohol is bad for you. Cheers.
Oh and if this makes me sound like an alcoholic, it's all part of my dramatic license on buffy boards 😉
True blue blood just doesn't come out of the blue, but from liquor and booze 🙂


Oh and I hope my house mates won't spot this post. They are under the impression that I am a quaker. At least I hope so B-)
 
Ohhh, I have another. It was back in October which is incidentally the last time I drank. I flew into Atlanta to see my sister and I arrived in the rare mood of wanting to go out and get a drink. So her roommate decided to go along with us having recently broke up with her dead beat boyfriend. Now this chick is very beautiful. However, it's balanced out by the amount of crazy that she manages to keep in her head. Needless to say, we all managed to get drunk fairly quick. I was finding it hilarious that like every dude in the bar was making some kind of an attempt to come over to our table and party. Which is strange because I'm not normally one to think that more means merrier. In fact I dislike crowds immensely. But I was getting a laugh at these guys embarressing themselves.

One played interestingly into the fold by not trying to approach my sister's roommate, but approached me. Apparently, I was an awesome wing man since he told me so. Bunch of flattery, and in fact I was wondering if I was getting hit on. More drinks etc, later we're getting thrown out on account of the bar closing. This dude was all talking about how he didn't have a place to stay and lived two hours away and was too drunk to drive that far. My first reaction was: you drove two hours to drink and didn't think secure a place to stay? The second was: hey! we have a huge house like five mins from here. You can stay with us. (Flattery makes me sympathetic, who knew?).

Well we all got back to the house and continued drinking with stranger man. My sister mentioned how I was a boxer and had been practicing martials for most of my life. Well her roommate goes off about how she kickboxes ALL the time. She then insisted on us sparring. I was like noooo. Well she kept goading me, trying to make me mad. She finally got her wish to spar when she punch me in the nose when I came out of the bathroom. Well, me and her ended up punching each other and kicking all over the place. From the bathroom, kitchen, to the den, etc.

This all devolved into poor wrestling on the floor. Which I was easily winning. Stranger dude was loving it all. Anyway, I ended up with a bloody nose, black eye, busted lip and a bruised chin. I accidentally bloodied her nose. Accidents happen when you're fighting sober, so you can imagine drunk fighting. Then after we all went to bed, I had to get up and toss dude out because he had slipped out of the bed I instructed him to sleep in and snuck into my sister's roommate's room.

No good deed goes unpunished eh?
 
I have had many drunken nights ones I will not mention, ones I feel I should for the pure giggles.


1- drinking 8 jager half a bottle of jack in the space of an hour , I went from sober to rolling on the floor half naked in a middle of a club, twitching and spewing all over the place. So my not anymore friends have told me hehe.

2- I spoke to a washing machine at a party for a full 2 hours .

3- I lying on the floor of black hackney with chips and irn bru everywhere crying about my mum and falling down stairs, then was rolled out of the taxi on to the ground to crawl home.


4- Waking up in the morning after a very fruity tooty party , finding that someone had been sick in a measuring jug, I then offered everyone some Soup. Also me and bluebird pulled a very drunk friend under a table into the back room while he was being sick and we banged his head off everything.


5- after a very fun drunk night after danncing and winning foam fingers me and bluebird went home in a taxi , but I forgot me being very drunk that she was coming with me at a very slow pace behind . I then locked her outside , i had to phone my wee brother to let her in.

6- waking up with my converse still on but my jammies on ? how dunno lol !
 
Bluebird
Bluebird
Haha, I remember dragging him under that table!
LMAO These are some funny stories!! The mental images are enough to make me laugh out loud for REAL. 😉
The worst thing I ever did (other than having a 1-night stand! Yikes!) was freak out and try to fight literally everyone at a party. I ended up trying to walk home from the party, and got tired along the way and laid down in a ditch to look at the stars. Of course, the ditch happened to be filled with water, so by the time a guy friend came to find me, I was cold, wet, and still really hostile. I woke up the next morning with weeds stuck in my hair, a big bruise on my leg, and horse shit in my keys 'cause a guy I slapped got mad and stomped my keys into a fresh pile of horse manure. Yeah.... To this day, my friends LOVE to bring up how I tried to throw a lawn chair at this chick from our high school and how I told a short guy that one of my friends used to date "Who the hell are you to tell me to calm down? Who the hell invited the midgets to this party?"
Yeah.
 
Hm, I've puked in some random front garden. And I did some stuff (you know) with some weird chinese kid, who was way smaller than me (now I'm quite tall-ish. But still. And I don't mean that he was weird because he was chinese, he was just weird and happened to be chinese too ^^)
I know, not very interesting, but I needed to share 😛
 
Wow umm lets see.

1. Split my eyebrow and covered the right side of my face in blood and had to rinse it out of my right eye before I could see out of it again.

2. Ended up tipsy at my nans one Christmas because I was so god damned bored with all the grown ups yapping on and just ended up moping about with them thinking this was how I normally acted.

3. played Poker with different coloured matches with the lads at university, set part of the laminate covering of the table on fire as we all tried to take one match and set our box on fire and watch them all go up. Lucky we didn't burn the place down.

4. While watching Army of Darkness a little later in the month they all went onto the pot, I stayed on the beer, I was only slightly more self aware than them, we tried to make super noodles with really hot water on an open grill thing LOL. I think it worked as nothing was on fire the next day lol.

5. Slept with my best friend at the time but it was already more of a friend-with-benefits situation, its just that the day out combined with alcohol meant it was a crappy evening.
 
Joan the Vampire Slayer
Joan the Vampire Slayer
Haha! Ah, gotta love those drunken night stories!
Ah alcohol, we have a very love/hate relationship that I wouldn't change for the world!

My worst one, would be new years eve two years ago, I drank everything I could get my hands on then downed half a liter of Sambucca, my memory goes after about 11pm.
But from what I hear, there was vomit, me having to be carried to a friends car, more vomit, falling asleep in the driveway of a friends house, being so out of it that I couldn't be woken, so I was taken to hospital, where the next memory i have come back at 7:30am, where I see my feet gliding across the floor of the hospital, as im in a wheelchair and my parents are taking me home - not cool at all.

Other crazy memories involve my uncles wedding and doing tequila shots with my grandmother and crawling around the hotel halls trying to find my room, sleeping for 5 mins here and there.

Also another one to tick the fooling around with friends box.

Another time got hammered down at a friends summer house by the beach, then going down to the beach at 3am to go swimming, and you basically have to go down this little path that if you fall you'd be dead, got to the beach, then just ran into the sea. Just being in the sea with my friends was a stupid decision, we went down the next morning and we had each managed to run into the sea missing this big jagged rocks we couldn't see the night before!

I was on these small islands off the coast of Ireland, and me and a friend got smashed, stole or drinks from the pub, left last, all out friends had already gone, so we are walking around the island, pitch dark, alone, and we decide to have a "bar fight", she smashes her bottle off a wall, and I try to do the same with my pint glass, which just crumbles and cuts up my hand, it was hilarious at the time, and we then proceed to spread the glass in a line across the road, thinking it would be hilarious if a car drove over it.
We also continue back to our hostel, and come across a mary statue (this is pretty bad) My friend is petrified to mary statues, so I think it will be awesome to use the blood on my hand to paint blood tears coming from here eyes to freak out the locals the next morning! (So now im going to hell)

Went to Germany we got hammered, all of my class went back to our hotel, except for a small group of us hardcores who drink till 4am, then go back, forget where are hostel is, eventually figure it out, get to the road it's on and realize all out stuff is still in the club (Jackets, keys etc) so go all the way back and then back to the hostel, we're we have a 24hour bar, so it's now about 6am and we're in the main area drinking, while all these family's are getting up and having breakfast, with us basically passed out on the sofas. I wake up and Im starving, but dont want breakfast, so I go to find a hamburger, so start wandering the streets of Germany all alone, but it was all good, I finally found a burger place open that early and return home!

So so many more equally drunken stupid mistakes or decisions, and many many more to come!
 
WatcherByBirthright said:
No-one else admitting to drunkedly deciding to go buck naked in a public area at night - as I once did in my early drinking days? ... No?

I'll move on then... :-S
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Oh, that reminds me:

On Mallorca, four girls and me were discussing to what club we should go and well, they thought of one club, but I was against it, so I said, let's go to that one if I'll walk into the sea with my clothes on. They didn't believe me, until I walked into the sea with my clothes on. However, I was only a bit wobbly, but it still is a stupid idea, especially as your clothes are all wet afterwards and it kinda sucks, when going to a club ^^
 
I've only been drunk three times, but the stupid things I've done:

1. Hit on my friend who didn't turn it down. She was drunk too. Haha.
2. Poured vodka on somebody for dissing Courtney Love. =P
3. Tried doing a kart-wheel.
 
I can't say I've ever done anything too crazy. Just the usual: puking, sex, continue to drink, not remember anything, kiss everyone in sight, make everyone sing me happy birthday (3 times), and some more puking lol.
 
Umm, I've done quite a lot of stupid things when I'm drunk. I don't wanna write it all on here though becausee you will all probably think the worst of me since I'm only 16! : erm :

Sooo I'll just say.... The first time I got drunk, I was sick on my mum's head from the top of the stairs and she was at the bottom. I felt so bad the next morning! We obviously laugh about it now though. 😀
But yeah that was a pretty stupid thing to do.
 
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