What's Your Favourite Movie Quote?

[definition of insane]

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Dennis - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

I can see! [smacks into a tree] Nope, I was wrong..
Blinkin - Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Come the f*** on, Bridget!
Tom - Bridget Jones' Diary

Lucas: Joe, I think it's gonna be okay.
Joe: What makes you think that?
Lucas: Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear.
Empire Records

[When Lee won't take her hands off the desk]
Peter: Are you doing something sexual?
Lee: Does this look sexual to you?
Secretary

This *is* me taking control; from Sloan, from the fraternity, from Janice, billing reports, ergonomic keyboards, from cheating girlfriends and sack of shit best friends. This is me taking back control of my life. What the f*** have you done lately?
Wesley Gibson - Wanted

I'm sure I'll think of more later 🙂

 

[Nix]

Happy Gilmore --
" I eat pieces of s**t like you for breakfast "
" you eat s**t for breakfast? "
" No "

 

[Skanky Vamp]

one of my favorite quotes, and I really did LOL when I heard it.. from Boondock Saints:

Russian Mobster:
I am Ivan Checkov, and you will be closing now.
Murphy:
Checkov? Well, this here's McCoy. We find a Spock, we got us an away team.

 

[Kean]

The Commitments

Jimmy Rabbitte: What do you play?
Failed Drug Buyer: I used to play football in school.
Jimmy Rabbitte: I mean, what instrument?
Failed Drug Buyer: I don't.
Jimmy Rabbitte: What are you doing here, then?
Failed Drug Buyer: Well, I saw everyone else lining up, so, uh - I thought you were selling drugs.

Into The West

Ossie: "Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph!"

Dogma

[Bethany decides to accompany Jay and Silent Bob to New Jersey]
Bethany: I want to go with you.
Jay: What, steady?... OK, but Silent Bob has to live with us and you pay the rent.

The Shawshank Redemption

Red: " Get Busy living or get busy dying"

The Note Book

Noah: " It wasn't over...it still isn't over"

 

[white avenger]

"Be sure you're right, then go ahead." Davy Crockett from "Davy Crockett: King Of The Wild Frontier"

"You can all go to hell, and I'll go to Texas." Davy Crockett from "The Last Command"

"No matter where you go, that's where you are." Buckaroo Banzai from "The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai"

 

[ItMustBeBunnies]

"Thats not how the pidgeons do it! Your suppose to stamp on her head and peck her!" - Drop Dead Fred

"I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle" - The Warriors

"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"

"A eugoogoolizer... one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?"

"I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot." - Zoolander

"Alright ramblers, lets get rambling" - Resivoir Dogs

"Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?" - Beetlejuice

"You wanna clean the slate as much as I do. So mabye I am killing everybody in the school, because nobody loves me!. But lets face it, the only place diferent social types can genuinely get along with eachother is in heaven."
"Which button do I press to turn it off?"
"Try the red one alright!.......Seriously, people are gonna look at the ashes of Westeburg and say now there is a school that self destructed not because society didnt care, but because the school was society!.......thats pretty deep huh?"
"Which red button?!"
"Press the middle one to turn it off, if thats what you really want"
"You know what I want babe?"
"What?!"
"Cool guys like you out of my life" - Heathers

"We get dressed up, but we dont get high. I didnt have any shoes so I had to borrow my dads, it was kinda weird coz my mum doesnt like me wearing other peoples shoes, then ah, my cousin Kendel from Indiana he got high once you know and he started eating like really weird foods, and then he just felt like he didnt belong anywhere, you know kinda like you know Twilight Zone kinda"

"Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...
an athlete...
a basket case...
a princess...
...and a criminal...
Does that answer your question?... Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club." - The Breakfast Club


"You listen to me. You say you don't want to tell me how to live my life. So what do you think you've been doing? You tell me what rights I've got or haven't got, and what I owe to you for what you've done for me. Let me tell you something. I owe you nothing! If you carried that bag a million miles, you did what you're supposed to do! Because you brought me into this world. And from that day you owed me everything you could ever do for me like I will owe my son if I ever have another. But you don't own me! You can't tell me when or where I'm out of line, or try to get me to live my life according to your rules. You don't even know what I am, Dad, you don't know who I am. You don't know how I feel, what I think. And if I tried to explain it the rest of your life you will never understand. You are 30 years older than I am. You and your whole lousy generation believes the way it was for you is the way it's got to be. And not until your whole generation has lain down and died will the dead weight of you be off our backs! You understand, you've got to get off my back! Dad... Dad, you're my father. I'm your son. I love you. I always have and I always will. But you think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man. Now, I've got a decision to make, hm? And I've got to make it alone, and I gotta make it in a hurry." - Guess Who's Coming To Dinner

"Im a man!"
"Nobody's perfect" - Some Like It Hot

 

[Joan the Vampire Slayer]

"All I want to do is graduate high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die!!!"
(Buffy, the original movie)

🙂

 

[atticus]

Sorry. Can't pick one. So gonna pick loads. 🙂

This is Spinal Tap.

It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

MARTY: And what happened to Stumpy Joe?
DEREK: Its not very pleasant story...but uh, he died, uh he choked on uh, the official explanation was he choked on vomit...
NIGEL: It was actually -it was actually someone else's vomit...you know there's no real...
DEREK: Well they can't prove whose vomit it was...they don't have the ability...there's no way of...
NIGEL: You can't really dust for vomit...

A Mighty Wind

Terry Bohner: There was abuse in my family, but it was mostly musical in nature.

Leonard Crabbe: I'm a model train enthusiast.
Amber Cole: Oh! That's great!
Leonard Crabbe: Yes... sort of a whole layout in my basement. Very much a big passion for me.
Amber Cole: Yeah. Thank God for model trains.
Leonard Crabbe: Oh, absolutely.
Amber Cole: You know, if they didn't have the model train, they wouldn't have gotten the idea for the big trains.

Best In Show

Sherri Ann Cabot: Leslie and I have an amazing relationship and it's very physical, he still pushes all my buttons. People say 'oh but he's so much older than you' and you know what, I'm the one having to push him away. We have so much in common, we both love soup --- and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

Buck Laughlin: Tell me, do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and a tongue depressor?
Nurse: Uh, no.
Buck Laughlin: Remind me never to come to you for a physical!

Dumb and Dumber.

Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.

Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.

Harry: Skis, huh?
Beth: That's right!
Harry: Great! They yours?
Beth: Uh-huh.
Harry: Both of 'em?
Beth: Yes.
Harry: Ah... cool!

Lloyd: We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Lloyd: I'll bet you twenty dollars I can get you gambling before the day is out!
Harry: No!
Lloyd: I'll give you three to one odds.
Harry: No.
Lloyd: Five to one.
Harry: No.
Lloyd: Ten to one?
Harry: You're on!
Lloyd: I'm gonna get ya!
Harry: Nu uh!
Lloyd: I don't know how but I'm gonna get ya.

 

[WeeNico]

Tip Top

"Lets fold scarves" - Romy and Michelles H.S.U

"I can take at lot of crazy shit from alot of crazy people..but you aint Crazy "- Girl Interuppted

 

[white avenger]

"You know those people you don't ever want to meet? Well, that's me." Clint Eastwood "Gran Torino"

"You caused a lot o' trouble here, pilgrim. Might've gotten somebody killed. Somebody oughta belt you one. But I won't. I won't. The HELL I won't!" The immortal, unequaled, legendary John Wayne "McClintock"

 

[ItMustBeBunnies]

"The pen is blue, THE GODDAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!" - Jim Carey in Liar Liar

"So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it." - Edward Furlong in American History X

"I am not addicted to drugs, Im addicted to glamour" - Seth Green in Party Monster

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - Mandy Patinkin in The Princess Bride

"You buy everyting Steph but you couldn't buy her, though, that's what's killing you, isn't it? Stef? That's it, She thinks you're s**t. And deep down, you know she's right." - Andrew McCarthy in Pretty in Pink

"Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?"
".........These go to eleven." - Rob Reiner and Christoper Guest in This Is Spinal Tap

"I pierced the toast!"
"So what? the important thing to remember is not to go to peices when that happenes"- Nathan Lane and Robin Williams in The Birdcage

"Herreeesss Johnny!!!" - Jack Nicolson in The Shinning

"Be afraid, be very afraid" Gina Davis in The Fly

"Get away from her you bitch!!!" Sigorney Weaver in Aliens

 

[definition of insane]

I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up.
Samantha - Sixteen Candles

Howard: Dong. Where is my automobile?
Long Duk Dong: Oto-mo-biiile?
Sixteen Candles

Sarah: Ted!
Ted the Bellhop: What do you want now, for Christ sakes? Who died?
Sarah: I don't know, but she's in my bed.
Ted the Bellhop: What?
Sarah: There's a dead body in my bed.
Ted the Bellhop: Nonsense! That's just your brother sound asleep.
Sarah: No! There's a woman's dead body *inside* the bed in the mattress.
Ted the Bellhop: You saw the body?
Sarah: Yes!
Ted the Bellhop: Impossible! You've got the ointment on your eyes. You can't see sh!t! Now go to sleep!
[hangs up, but the room is still buzzing, answers again]
Ted the Bellhop: Go to sleep!
Sarah: I washed it off.
Ted the Bellhop: The mentholatum?
Sarah: Yeah. Didn't you ever think to do that? Get your ass up here and call the police, because there's a dead body in my bed, and it smells like sh!t, and it looks even worse. And if you don't help us, my dad is going to lay you down right next to her, I swear to f**king God!
[hangs up, dial tone]
Ted the Bellhop: I am coming up there right this minute! And if there isn't a dead body in that room by the time I get up there, I'm going to make one! You...
[hangs up]
Ted the Bellhop: Little bitch.
Four Rooms

Announcer on PA: Ladies and gentlemen, the party is over. Have a nice apocalypse.
Southland Tales

CIA Superior: What did we learn, Palmer?
CIA Officer: I don't know, sir.
CIA Superior: I don't f**kin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.
CIA Officer: Yes, sir.
CIA Superior: I'm f**ked if I know what we did.
CIA Officer: Yes, sir, it's, uh, hard to say
Burn After Reading

 

[Revolver]

The Shawshank Redemption

Red: " Get Busy living or get busy dying"

Good quote, but a little too similar to Dylan's, "He not busy being born is busy dying."

 

[Bluebird]

More quotes. :whistle:

Some films I watched recently 😀 -

"You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine. Know what I had for lunch? Cocaine."

"What did you have for dinner?"

"Was it cocaine?" - Role Models


"I think it was 'Blessed are the cheesemakers'."

"Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?"

"Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products." - Life of Brian


"No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar."

"Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton."

"You know there's nothing wrong with that name."

"There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys."

"Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?"

"No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks." - Office Space

 

[Mazikeen]

Re:

Hard to breathe, feels like floating, so full of love my heart's exploding, mouth is dry hands are shaking, my heart is yours for the taking, acting weird and not myself, dancing around like the Keebler elf, finally time for this poor schlub, to know how it feels to fall in love. - Mr. Deeds

Poor bastard. LOL....

All I heard was blah, blah I'm a dirty tramp! - Mr.Deeds

 

[Perny]

My fav. is Puss in Shrek 2.

"Hey Boss...Let's shave him" I roflmao everytime...


And I a a sucker for The whole Ni sequence in Monty Python and the holy grail.

 

[MinwaraYana]

Brigitte: Ginger, I think we're lost the way.
Ginger: We arent lost anything, Brigitte. It's lost us. ---From Ginger Snaps : The Beginning

 

[Mesektet Ra]

Donnie Darko
Donnie: "Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating Twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know it takes a little, little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you... yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe...you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he's tries to do it, you kick him in the balls."
Cunningham: "Son... DO YOU SEE THIS? This is an Anger Prisoner. A textbook example. DO YOU SEE THE FEAR, PEOPLE? This boy is scared to death of the truth. Son, it breaks my heart to say this, but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places..."
Donnie: "You're right, actually. I am pretty- I'm, I'm pretty troubled and I'm, I'm pretty confused. But I...and I'm afraid. Really, really afraid. Really afraid. But I...I...I think you're the f-cking Antichrist."
----
Donnie: "Well I-I, sorry I..."
Gretchen: "Donnie, wait..."
Donnie: "I like you a lot..."
Gretchen: "I just want it to be...at a time when...it..."
Donnie: "When what?"
Gretchen: "When it reminds me just..."
Donnie: "When it reminds you of how beautiful the world can be?"
----
Donnie: "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the OVERWHELMING GOODNESS of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have...reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living...if you don't have a dick?"
----
[Sean hands Donnie a cigarette]
[Donnie stops, glares at Samantha]
Donnie: "What happens if you tell Mom and Dad about this?"
Samantha: [rolls her eyes] "You'll put Ariel in the garbage disposal."
Donnie: "God damn right I will."
----
Donnie: "You are such a f-ckass."
Elizabeth: "Did you just call me a f-ckass? You can go suck a f-ck."
Donnie: "Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a f-ck?"
Elizabeth: "You want me to tell you?"
Donnie: [miming] "I'm all ears!"
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The Boondock Saints
Connor: "Now you will receive us."
Murphy: "We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry."
Connor: "We do not want your tired and sick."
Murphy: "It is your corrupt we claim."
Connor: "It is your evil that will be sought by us."
Murphy: "With every breath we shall hunt them down."
Connor: "Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies."
Murphy: "Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace."
Connor: "These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost."
Murphy: "There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain."
Connor: "For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it."
Murphy: "And we will send you to whatever god you wish."
Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: "And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be."
Il Duce: "In nomine Patri."
Connor: "Et Fili."
Murphy: "Spiritus Sancti."
----
Rocco: "F-ckin' - what the f-ckin'. F-ck. Who the f-ck f-cked this f-cking...how did you two f-cking f-cks...F-CK!"
Connor: "Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word."
----
Donna: "You killed my...my..."
Rocco: "Your WHAT?!"
Donna: "My..."
Rocco: "Your f-ckin' what? Huh? Your what, BITCH? I'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cat's name! Go ahead! Your WHAT? Your precious, little..."
Donna: "Skippy! Skippy!"
Rocco: "Oh, Jesus! WHAT COLOR WAS IT, BITCH?!"
Rayvie: "Don't you f-cking yell at her like that you prick!"
Rocco: "Shut your FAT ASS, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you F-CKED!"

Oh, there are more. So, so many more. I'm bored with all the copy/pasting. I'll post more later.

 

[Harm]

Heathers.

Veronica Sawyer: Why are you such a mega-bitch Heather?
Heather Duke: Because I can be.

Heather Chandler: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

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Valley of the Dolls

Mel: You're spending a lot more time than necessary with that fag.
Neely O'Hara: Ted Casablanca is NOT a fag... and I'm the dame who can prove it.

Jennifer North: [She's wearing a very large headdress] I feel a little top heavy.
Play director: [Not meaning the thing on her head] Oh, honey. You are a little top heavy

Jennifer North: I wouldn't pay any attention to that. You know how bitchy fags can be!

Neely O'Hara: Boobies, boobies, boobies. Nothin' but boobies. Who needs 'em?

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Van Helsing

Van Helsing: That's why you're coming with me.
Carl: The hell be damned that I am.
Van Helsing: You cursed. Not very well, mind you, but you're a monk. You shouldn't curse at all.
Carl: Actually, I'm still just a friar. I can curse all I want, dammit.

Aleera:Don't play coy with me, Princess, you're just like all the other pretty little ancestors in your family. Saying you want to destroy my master, but I know what lurks in your lusting heart.