When did you figure out the truth?

I found out by needing a drink and catching my parents putting presents under the tree. They did the whole "we're elves" thing and I laughed and went back to bed.
 
I think I kind of deduced that he didn't exist when I was about nine or ten. I kept pestering my parents with questions: "How does he get in? We don't have a chimney." and "Does Santa get my G.I. Joe action figures directly from the Hasbro factory or does he buy them at K-Mart? Who are the elves making all those stupid wooden trains for?"

My mom still can't believe I didn't grow up to be a lawyer. 😀
 
In the back of my mind when I was younger was always this doubt and I'd go along with it. I stopped thinking about it when I was 10. I don't think that he's real, but I don't think that he's not real.
 
I still believe in him.
Because I remember the one year, when I told my bro that he wasnt real, I got like 4 presents 😉
Someones listening....
 
I stopped believing in Santa Clause when I was about 8..we have this alarm and everytime the door was opened it would make a beeping noise on christmas eve it kept goin beep beep so i went to nosey and my mum and dad was bringin the presents in and she goes 'we're helping santa' and i wo like yer right and i just stopped believing in him.
Im like 15 and I like say ooo i want this for christmas and she always says to me oo you'll have to wait to see wot santa brings ya it like hello im 15 stop sayin tht..
 
Originally posted by Dà¡Nió
I stopped believing in Santa Clause when I was about 8..we have this alarm and everytime the door was opened it would make a beeping noise on christmas eve it kept goin beep beep so i went to nosey and my mum and dad was bringin the presents in and she goes 'we're helping santa' and i wo like yer right and i just stopped believing in him.
Im like 15 and I like say ooo i want this for christmas and she always says to me oo you'll have to wait to see wot santa brings ya it like hello im 15 stop sayin tht..
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Hehehe. I think it's time you have a talk with your mum. My mum has a lot of fun with what to write on the tags. Such as
From: the snowman
or from: the hanukkah armadillo
I help wrap my sister's gifts and she is going to be giving me some very strange looks come Christmas.
I can see it now... "Who the hell is Gilbert?"
What can I say. I'm a strange child.
 
hmmm i dont' remember really. I think i was maybe 9? i think i kinda doubted it before that
 
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