Well, about a week ago I went to the grocery store to look for something good to eat. I was a little disappointed by their selection though so I wandered across the street. Or, at least, I tried to. Car hit me. Hard.
I awoke in a hospital and couldn't remember exactly what happened. I just had a strong desire to get groceries for some reason. There didn't seem to be any doctors or nurses around me and I was all bandaged up. I figured I was fine, and could skip the bill if I snuck out. So I climbed out the window and fell two stories down.
I awoke back in the same hospital, this time thinking I didn't like windows for some reason. I decided maybe I should sneak out a different way this time. so I pulled the fire alarm and crawled out slowly while everyone in the hospital was distracted.
I finally made it home and looked in my fridge. Yikes, I needed some groceries bad. So I had a friend pick me up and take me to the grocery store. Once again, I decided the selection was pretty bad so I sent my friend across the street. Unfortunately, he also got hit by a car. Hard. I haven't been to visit him yet but I'm sure he's fine.
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