Which tv or film characters would you drop into an active volcano?

[Carrie Hopewell]

@Mylie I would definitely be dropping Michael's body in a volcano with you right now, if his days weren't numbered already. This "Michael is perfect" crap is beyond annoying. I'm getting tired of season 2 of JtV. It's just so sappy and all about romance. They even joke about the Bechdel test. This show is a telenovela, but it's also a parody of one and it's quickly losing its humor. Totally Team Rafael, but why doesn't he care about his twin babies??

 

[white avenger]

Jack Nicholson in "Carnal Knowledge" (he played such an a**hole in that movie that I couldn't stand him in anything else for years)

Malcolm McDowell in "Star Trek: Generations (he killed Captain Kirk!)

Bruce Dern in "The Cowboys" (he shot John Wayne IN THE BACK!!!!! Hell is too good for that kind of villainy and cowardice)