i am forever doing stuff that is spazzy. Monday night I went out with some friends to celebrate one of my friends successfully passing her thesis defense. I had a looong, weird day and we live in gainesville georgia which is pretty dang near the redneck capital of the world...so we are hangin out at our local Applebees, I'm drinkin my soda and sharing horror stories from the day. I suddenly became very distracted by this sound coming from the bar. It sounded EXACTLY like that one coach from the water boy...you know the one... dir duh dit durduh duh--sounds! the man was making sounds, and what was worse the woman sitting next to him seemed to understand the sounds as some form of communication. I don't know what came over me but I turned into a parrot. I couldn't stop..he would make an unintelligable string of "words" and then I would copy him. At this point the entire table is roaring and the man seems oblivious. I was completly sober, mind you, as the next bit does not indicate so. We all quieted down for a minute and it was okay cause the guy was distracted by the baseball game. Then something happened and buddy yells dir di duh duh dir duga duh-- to which, with out thinking i respond (equally loudly) dit dur dur dah dir duh... whoopsie. He stood up, our token table male stood up, I slapped my hand across my mouth to stifle my laughter. Our token male at the table was much larger than mr. waterboy coach guy, so nothing happened. Our token male sat back down, every one laughed again and the poor waitress brought our check finally. I can't be brought anywhere. That is the worst story as of late. I run into stuff constantly. I pulled our little fake tree in the office over on top of me last week cause I had a dizzy moment and didn't recognize that it wouldn't hold me up. That was sorta comedic.
